Estee Lalonde #3

[saraw]

there's always a lot of talk about her hair on here, and on guru too so I wanted to say something about it. I think a lot of people see making changes on their bodies as some kind of control over their lives. You know, when everything falls apart and you cannot control everything you change the only thing you can. Some people lose weight, some dye their hair and some get tattoos.

obviously she thinks her blonde hair is an improvement to the old estee, which is fine. she tried to re-build herself so many times, even when she was with aslan. but they were all superficial since she couldn't make an effort to do an actual something about her life.

I also think estee's drinking, partying and other stuff weren't real changes either. I think she liked alcohol and partying but didn't like aslan's friends, or maybe they didn't like her which is more likely. It was her excuse to stay at home alone while aslan spent time with his friends. I mean we always talked about how his family didn't approve of estee but his Cambridge friends or hipster photography clique couldn't be too happy with estee either. I'm sure she faced some kind of mellow bullying or at least disinterest from them since they wouldn't too keen to talk about dr phil. So she came up with the grandma persona which also let her sleep at home as much as she could while she stayed away from aslan's judgemental friends.

Also @Callan so sorry for your loss.

 

[Deeny85]

She truly look for validation to cover up her insecurities, I'm all about body acceptance and that nobody should suffer body shaming or any kind of bullying but one thing is acceptance and confidence that we are more than just a piece of ass and another is to start acting slutty on social media begging for attention and thinking you are the hottest shit alive when the reality is that she is clearly fat, has fried skin, that ass is quite unpleasant to see and her fashion choices are awful, she is definitely not a classy lass

She is not by any stretch of the imagination “clearly fat”.

 

[Callan]

October vlogtober with Estee, she shows how hard she works right, by putting a journal in a paper bag and adding a sticker. I mean wow, give her all the money right lol.

 

[torontoon]

I don't understand her hair. She got it done like 2 seconds ago and it looks awful already.

To be fair, it looks awful when it's freshly done too. Like snap-on plastic Lego hair.

 

[Callan]

Ugh I can't get over that creepy story I read about her brother on other gossip sites and I think even reddit had a post about it, how he lured some really young girl to "hang out" with him then dumped her and left her stranded. That whole family is a one big piece of shit.

 

[getawaywithit]

The stupidest thing she ever did was waste all that time and money on the weird newsletter. It’s like all this effort went into making everyone associate Mirror Water with the newsletter (which was already so confusing anyway), then suddenly it’s like “no it’s bath products“ out of nowhere, and then of course it’s clear from all the ‘it’s been two years in the making’ that this was the brand and intention all along. So the “reflection and community” wasn’t really that, it was really just trying to get a list of subscribers that you could email with products.

But then it’s like…… why didn’t you make the newsletter about bath and skincare? Obviously these days you can interweave personalized stories and ~reflections~ with talk about products. Why not start to build that platform?

I mean the idea of Estée putting out a bath products line isn’t bad, as it’s probably something she can actually speak about. (Well to the extent that she can, which is always ‘It’s— I don’t know! I just love it! *sniffs*). And bath/pampering/self care through products is something she has associated with her. So why not take that advance time to actually try to build up your brand around bath products and some skin care even more, why not make more content about it, hell why not try to build some actual fun HYPE around your products instead of 15 minute long whiny and self serving stories about how hard and stressful it is and youre going to get drunk to deal with it yet again and it’s something you’ve always wanted and for years and the amount of work— Estée! No one forced you to do any of this. If you want to have a brand go be excited about it and tell us why the products are great ffs.

 

[londongirl2001]

Why doesnf she just go away, she doesnt add anything to their influencer thing, why is she still an influencer? Her brand died when Aslan left

Because she hasn't made enough money yet. That's all there is. I bet she wishes too that she could just stop but 1) she has no lucrative side-project that will finance her lifestyle for the next few years and 2) she still loves the attention she gets.

 

[Callan]

When she talks about sex it makes my brain hurt, its like having a talking bowl of oatmeal bragging about threesomes..no one is buying it Estee!

NO. ONE.

 

[tehpretty]

Just watched her hickey vlog, and OMG I will never get over influencers who will say they haven't produced any work because they "just didn't feel like it." I don't feel like working most of the time, but I don't have the luxury of faffing off. I just wish they would be more sensitive to their audience, who is likely slogging off to work every morning.

 

[sylviepie]

Heard this riddle on The Simpsons of all places: what sees everything but understands nothing? A mirror. Estée's Mirror Water name finally makes sense if you think of it from that perspective!

 

[kalechips]

In other news she hired a pr agency for her merch, now I wonder what a hell she does because the idea was to in in house pr, the description kills me though

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"uncover new depths of self-care" lol taking a hot bath after a long day is like the OG self-care

 

[Callan]

I can't get over how ugly that journal is.

 

[dreamybutterfly]

Wow can't believe for someone that lives and works in central London and a walkable distance she drives to the office everyday. Blows my mind.

 

[QueenBW]

She said that her life with him was "very easy" as well. Hm.

I bet. Must be nice not having to pay for anything, having your boyfriend edit your videos and tell you what to say (like that podcast they had). No wonder she's been floundering since. She never grew up.

 

[fantasy]

For all we know this is likely Rebecca lol

 

[kalechips]

I guess his face is still going out with that Swede…

Happy for him that he's living his life off the internet and seems happy. I wonder if they had a baby though, could have sworn his girlfriend looked quite pregnant in a photo before she went private.

 

[Callan]

You can minimize their appearance, and it was one story where they were very obvious, usually you can't see them either because she uses filters and strategic lighting or makeup.

And funny how you insist you can change body type so easily. Toodles.

Eh don't even bother trying to reason with this poster, she can take her own advice and stop acting high and mighty , this is a gossip board after all.

That pink nightgown is terrifying.

You weren't kidding, yowza haha.

 

[Ugholhere]

I wouldn’t take nudes in my mother’s backyard but maybe I am conservative

 

[getawaywithit]

Also she misunderstood that saying and took it literally— thinking it means if you love what you do you literally won’t work lol. No Estée, it’s that the work won’t feel like work.

And yes, let me feel bad that after a month holiday including a stay in a luxury French hotel, you return to facials and treatments and then all that needs doing with ‘work’, despite apparently having a ‘launch’ the next day, is ~emails~ in the evening while you pose for selfies and post on Instagram.

 

[Callan]

The house she lived with Aslan in was I think 4 stories and mega pricy, he flew her in from Canada and gave her a luxurious lifestyle while doing all her editing and doing half her videos. It made me laugh when in one of her recent Q&A's she said she wishes she knew to charge companies money for having their products in her video, back before everything she did was a secret ad. It will never be enough for her, she can have a 100 million and still be miserable AF.