Legs for days!
Erling Haaland
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The poster behind him
He might just be able to make me pregnant even though I'm a man. He's just that much of a God!
It’s nice that reproductive health is taught to the players.
(I’m assuming this is a screen shot from the video of his first day at City when he had his physical.)He can make me pregnant. I’ll raise the kid a Wolves fan so the next Haaland plays for us 
Mahrez called him big Erl too. Love how much he fits into squad. Ok smash Brighton now Erl bc a draw and a loss is too much for me.
Yep I'm gonna need full on hat trick momentum from Big E 
I'd bow to him and call him Sir as well.
But I draw the line at tuna. He's gonna need to brush his teeth, have some mints and swill some mouthwash before he comes anywhere near me if he's eating tuna.
Yep I don't do fish no matter how much I'd let him rail me 
I’m with you guys on the tuna. Can’t stick fish 
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I want him to score but I can’t be doing with a moody boyfriend (Brighton fan) so I’ll have to hope for a draw.
.I want him to score but I can’t be doing with a moody boyfriend (Brighton fan) so I’ll have to hope for a draw
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Baby Viking Big Erl is back my dudes
Hello ladies… love dipping in to this thread you lot make me howl
I love imagining Erl is here loving this rave thread about himHello ladies… love dipping in to this thread you lot make me howl
duck yes he is! With a vengeance.
Erling is going to duck hard tonight. Lucky person whomever it is.
I wonder if he gets a boner every time he scoresView attachment 1669996Omg!!!! He would do some damage with that
Oh my god he's huge, and it looks like it's barely even a semi!View attachment 1669996Omg!!!! He would do some damage with that
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