Erling Haaland #2 So fine he should be in the LOUVRE
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I’ve had my head up my arse for a few days and only earlier seen the Haaland and Kim pictures
Pray for Man City… The Kardashian Kurse is well and truly on us, we are doomed
Pray for Man City… The Kardashian Kurse is well and truly on us, we are doomed
Cuz he is wearing big boat looking trainers that look awful and make his giant feet look small.
Stay away kim. I’ll drive buy your hidden hills gate and throw a burning sage bush if I have to.
Pretty sure her kid loves saka and Arsenal. They can keep Drake and Kim as fans
Jesus, aren’t there other clubs these Kartrashian witches can stalk?? Go back to Arsenal, you freaks, or Real Madrid and go chase Jude.
He looks like a little girl that has come back from vacation in Jamaica with his hair
Aww he looks cute 
erl making his announcement that blond Godzilla is coming to asia.
they are going to love himOf course those two are seated together.
erl making his announcement that blond Godzilla is coming to asia.
I want to know what these 2 talk about for 14 hoursOf course those two are seated together.
I wish they would stay longer in Tokyo. They need to go to a sumo wrestling match. Maybe wear a mawashi
They probably play thumb war and then talk about dogs.I want to know what these 2 talk about for 14 hours
I wish they would stay longer in Tokyo. They need to go to a sumo wrestling match. Maybe wear a mawashi
Omg I had a dream last night about me and him. I read this thread before I went to bed so assuming that’s why 
We we’re on a romantic getaway and we were kissing for what seemed like hours and then I woke up. God knows what would have happened should I have not woken up 
Note to self: Don’t tell husband
We we’re on a romantic getaway and we were kissing for what seemed like hours and then I woke up. God knows what would have happened should I have not woken up Note to self: Don’t tell husband
Spit is the only thing I can think of, he doesn’t want to risk spreading anything to all the staff and rest of the team
That’s adorable.
Jack looks so excited for his big buddy. Happy birthday to our Erling!I was wondering this, too! Maybe it’s a germ issue?
Happy birthday to our favourite sexy Viking meat shield 
Happy birthday to our Nordic meat shield 
At least with Big Erl having his 23rd birthday acknowledged there won't be any 'CakeGate' sagas a la Yaya....
HBD BIG MAN
the new training kit is exquisite