Emmylou Loves #82 The human blob with no job, food in her gob, chasing knob & having a sob.

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rita.margs

New thread! Thanks to @StickyTapeTits for the suggestion!
Your Wizz Fizz, steak wraps & worn in Wittner boots are in the post.

(also, first time I’ve created a new thread, so hopefully I’ve done it right.)
 
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MostSegsualNarc

Thanks @StickyTapeTits & @rita.margs for the new thread & title

Just casually jumping in here to post my 1001st post - hitting VIP status after just 6 months of following the shit shows that are mostly CuntyLou & PsychoSophieG

Thanks to all the nutjob influencers () who've made it way too easy to reach this milestone - and for my fellow Tattlers who are hilarious, ruthless & the best motherfucking detectives going around (nothing gets past you bitches)
 
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Director of Mugs

Thanks @rita.margs for the new thread!

It sure is! A day somewhere would have been nice. Just to get everyone out their local suburb.

I cannot pack at the last minute. I bet EL will buy something new at the airport.
 
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dimfluencer

Last week when Treena was at HoldMyCamera Lou’s, SueLyn was there flat out. Something’s not adding up….. towards the end of Treena’s unwanted guest appearances on stories, she was beginning to get pissed off at having the iPhone shoved in her face. She’s either had enough of having her every meal scrutinized OR has had a blow up with her blown up sister about the mum
 
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AMY$

Hopefully the latter Lou deserves to be called to account
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notgifted said:
Holy shit bags, I was hoping to find something to give me a laugh and didn’t have to look far at all
Its my birthday Fezzas, I hope Lou could go live for us tonight so I can get a legitimate shout out
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Happy Birthday @notgifted ill have a sugar free Nobu bar in your honour
 
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Broken Veneers

Someone asked where she went today - it's the Enchanted Forest in Arthur's Seat , Victoria (Mornington Peninsula). It's about a 90km drive from home in the Mitsubishi - 1hr 10 min one way. They have a cafe, a kiosk, picnic area for sitting on the grass with a blanket and park benches and tables. It was the perfect day for it - hope those kids enjoyed themselves. We drove past today - I think Mr. Veneers actually accelerated when I told him EmmyLou was there Thank goodness for Kwells.
 
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notgifted

It sounds like a lovely place, somewhere where Skiddylou isn’t welcome
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AMY$ said:
Hopefully the latter Lou deserves to be called to account
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Happy Birthday @notgifted ill have a sugar free Nobu bar in your honour
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Oh thank you, no frozen Noshu carrot cake in the freezer ?
 
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Broken Veneers

notgifted said:
Holy shit bags, I was hoping to find something to give me a laugh and didn’t have to look far at all
Its my birthday Fezzas, I hope Lou could go live for us tonight so I can get a legitimate shout out
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Happy Birthday @notgifted (again lol)! I think I missed your month long skin care regime for the big day?
 
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PalmSizedSteak

Anyone summon the karma gods whilst watching that story and willing her phone to fall out of her pocket?
 
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Black.bird

notgifted said:
Holy shit bags, I was hoping to find something to give me a laugh and didn’t have to look far at all
Its my birthday Fezzas, I hope Lou could go live for us tonight so I can get a legitimate shout out
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Happy Birthday Fezza!

I'm going to toast you with a lovely hot cup of tea and a leftover muffin
 
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Cooking in my bra

She screeches out "go Camellia" as she's hurtling down a slide. It's gravity and low friction you absolute fool EL. At this stage of the slide there's not much else C can do, but go.

There's so much she doesn't do for them, but she's got to screech and make it about her. She's had the best school holidays so I guess that's all that matters.
 
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FeelsLikeBudder

Happy Birthday @notgifted. I hope you had a hot dog from a thermos- NO SAUCE and an African corn cake as dry as a cows ass for your birthday cake. And a jig on a pier to round out your day.
 
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