EmmyLou Loves #40 My life’s a mess, buy my body confidence dress, what size you’ll be

[KmartByron]

They are seriously overpriced, the alternative is to put them in a charity bin so people are not going to pay that much, even the desperados... bar the Zimmy dress which she could sell online. She needs to be selling bundles for $100 is all, they are so ugly and definitely not her " athleisure/insta model vibe" she rocks tries hard at these days ....


Also, there are size 10's in there?? In what world is/was she ever a 10????

Never, but in her deluded mind she was.

 

[emmygluewho]

I can't see these plant stories!? Have I been blocked!!??

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Omg I thought EL posted that then deleted clearly it was past my bedtime

I was laughing so much. My husband thought there was something wrong with me.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Petty i know but when you are referring to eating more than 1 Chicken Crimpy would you not say Chicken Crimpies???

No, it's not petty and yes, I agree

 

[Oxtailstew]

Suggestion for thread title #41
"Eating oxtail stew once again, when will this lying about weight loss ever end?"

 

[KmartByron]

Sorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working

Holding space for you, I’m so very sorry to hear this

 

[Gomi goner]

I’d pay to see this

Ditto! Where should I send the funds?

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

How quickly would I get blocked for this?

DO. IT!!!!!!

 

[lifeispeachy]

I would love to buy those plants - good price for those sizes but alas I’m in a different state

I assume those chairs were sold on fb marketplace with a lot of other items

 

[Pollie]

she is trying to sound like Chyka in her latest captions. Wonder why she deletef the Camilla snaps?

 

[Michy02]

I just did the new thread this title has to be one of my favourites!

EmmyLou Loves 41# Oxtail slop, guts about to pop, fire hazard dress is a total flop

Oxtail slop, guts about to pop, fire hazard dress is a total flop Congratulations to @Platenipples on the thread title! You win a years supply of Oxtail slop! Enjoy 😊 Leah Leah we whisper…come join us… @Sure…Media! pls recrap for us Fezzas 😘 This is for those who missed this from @massive...

tattle.life

 

[mariah cachia]

I'll say this again, she claims she walks for at least an hour but she's always still in Port Melbourne, in an hour she should be able to walk into the city and back, at least Southbank, then she can really lose 20 kilos, this is why she hasn't lost that much, she's a liar

Yes, or at least into St Kilda / Elwood …

I’m pretty sure she has mentioned ‘3km’ as a distance for her 1hr walks. Up to 5-6km for her longer, 2hr ones. I remember thinking it was extremely low km, even for her short little pig trotters.

That’s hopeless!

 

[SnarkyTart]

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This thing is creep AF.
I’m not taking about the bunny lamp.

No one makes me laugh out very loud quite the way you do Cutie

 

[FreddyFrog]

Watch out Franco Cozzo Emmylou has a GRAND SALE happening in her driveway. Megalo, Megalo, Megalo, everything must go.

OMG this made me snort laugh.

Theories on the dress ladies........how come she has said bullshit and nothing since its launch?? Did you god forbid sell well, surely not? Has it not sold at all? What are we thinking

Exactly my question. What is going on????

No takers?

 

[posty post]

I thought surely that table is to be given away for free. Clicks on it no way she wants $100 for that old firewood!

 

[Icantlookaway]

Sorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working

So sorry to hear this, sending you and your family so much love

 

[Platenipples]

Excuse my ignorance. How do I find the media page? I couldn't see it

 

[Mslane]

Count me in @SnarkyTart 🪄

Imma wear my wet look joggers, crop top and Michael Course runners though cos Mumma need to separate herself from the herd in case some sausage look my way

We can get our beats on at Home House after a @steaknochips at Jokers!
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I would makecthe drive to be in on this. Find one of my small dresses to put on. Wont brush my hair

Yes you are Lazy lou

 

[whodat1]

Emmy's plastic surgeon is on The Project tonight = most likely to comment on this:



He should take Emmy with him as his star patient

next will be Invisalign and dental procedures all together!!!!

Sorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working

very sorry to hear this! Cancer sucks big time! Much to your sister and all of your family

I’m so sad for her kids - her whole demeanour changes when they are with her. Everything is so much effort! If she moans and groans in front of the camera, how does she behave when the camera is off and no one is watching??!

I remember when I was a kid, going late night shopping on a Thursday was such a treat!!! Staying up a bit later, maybe dinner at the food hall, buying something with my pocket money. Maybe I’m showing my age and it’s not the same now as the shops are open late every night, not just Thursdays

I just feel really sad for them

it’s annoying that she’s on camera in the middle of highpoint on Thursday night! People would just look sideways at her. They don’t give a shit there plenty of footballers to look at or sarita holland lol !! I’m getting delirious need sleep! Night!!!

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Stop trying to be sexy while cooking!

This You’re not Nigella or the Chanel 9 weatherman.