Emmylou Loves #167

[ActiveLies]

The PR agencies just use these flogs to promote the show… that’s all influencers are - marketing vessels. They think they’re famous and important but they’re literally just advertising on legs. If you bleep your whole life out online, you’ll get a free ticket. Nobody gets paid to attend. It’s just a wankfest of wannabes who don’t want to actually work.

It’s exactly this. Influencers think they’re important: they’re literally just cheap advertising.

In the ye olden days you’d have a camera crew filming Vox pops of preview shows and then paying for ad space in prime time tv slots to have people say a show is awesome. Now you get the exact same message delivered to whatever demographic you like in exchange for a gifted ticket to a preview event.

Emmy exists because the way she values her time is cheap as chips, and her priority in life is having her big head seen by people.

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

It’s exactly this. Influencers think they’re important: they’re literally just cheap advertising.

In the ye olden days you’d have a camera crew filming Vox pops of preview shows and then paying for ad space in prime time tv slots to have people say a show is awesome. Now you get the exact same message delivered to whatever demographic you like in exchange for a gifted ticket to a preview event.

Emmy exists because the way she values her time is cheap as chips, and her priority in life is having her big head seen by people.

Exactly. It always makes me laugh when people say “why not give *free thing* to struggling Mums or someone who will appreciate it!”. That’s never gonna happen because struggling Tanya with 4 kids has 58 followers and that’s not gonna do tit for ticket sales…

Best way I can help people understand influencers is this: remember TV commercial breaks? Nobody watches TV anymore, but businesses/government/sporting events etc. still have huge marketing budgets and need to get their message out. Because everyone’s got their heads in their phones all day, advertising now comes in the form of “influencers”, just without any of the important regulation, authority or control that came with television broadcasting.

The REAL issue is that lack of transparency. When you watched TV, you knew when you were being advertised to. Now? Not so much. People who have creepy parasocial relationships with influencers have no idea they’re being blatantly lied to. And influencers who are intentionally deceptive and don’t declare paid partnerships or aren’t honest, are simply using their audience of idiots to make big money.

Influencers won’t be going away any time soon.

 

[hotpussy]

is Cirque still a thing? geez poor " baby" Vida has the STRONG McCarthy face genes...

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

That is absolutely mind blowing to me that a 47 year old woman would heat up Mac & cheese, put it in a cardboard box, drive to a show, eat it in the car, have daughter take a photo AND THEN POST IT!!! Like, deliberately do that. On purpose. AND THEN EAT A HOT DOG AND POST IT!! WTF!!!

 

[bigbigsound]

One of my favourite EL memories is when she took her mother through the Zoe Moss warehouse right after signing the lease and they both just stood there crying and overwhelmed. Like mate… it was literally a freezing icebox mechanic’s shed in an industrial area, full of oil and stink She made it into something, I’ll give her that. But god she must have sunk some $$$$$ in the process.

 

[Gomi goner]

Excuse me, she had a billboard....

The billboard that like EVERYTHING else she "achieved" was paid for by her!
Books, shows, talking spots on tv, all financed by herself.
Luckily she never had children and a stay at home partner to also take care of... oh wait!
Self obsessed witch.
Add all that up along with her MANY failed attempts to lose weight (large camps, trips overseas, surgery) and she could own a decent home somewhere out in burbs.
Wasted time and money and for what?
She's renting a tit heap, lives by herself, has no friends or family that care about her, no career much less the fame that she so desperately wanted, and she's still large!

 

[MrsEyeroll]

I personally loved when she fought that hotel curtain to show us the view but it was a wall

 

[gemmagucci]

That is absolutely mind blowing to me that a 47 year old woman would heat up Mac & cheese, put it in a cardboard box, drive to a show, eat it in the car, have daughter take a photo AND THEN POST IT!!! Like, deliberately do that. On purpose. AND THEN EAT A HOT DOG AND POST IT!! WTF!!!

She likes attention from Tattle . She thinks, ‘go on bleepin trolls here’s one for ya’!

What is more mind blowing to me is that a 47 year old women can stomach eating a hotdog.

 

[gemmagucci]

The billboard that like EVERYTHING else she "achieved" was paid for by her!
Books, shows, talking spots on tv, all financed by herself.
Luckily she never had children and a stay at home partner to also take care of... oh wait!
Self obsessed witch.
Add all that up along with her MANY failed attempts to lose weight (large camps, trips overseas, surgery) and she could own a decent home somewhere out in burbs.
Wasted time and money and for what?
She's renting a tit heap, lives by herself, has no friends or family that care about her, no career much less the fame that she so desperately wanted, and she's still large!

…and getting fatter by the day!

 

[gemmagucci]

And was last night the first night we’ve seen Vida clean? She looked tidy with fresh clothes on. Must’ve killed EL to buy her fitting clothes. And gosh she has her mother’s pretty heart shaped face.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

What is more mind blowing to me is that a 47 year old women can stomach eating a hotdog.

I’m 52 and LOVE hot dogs!!

 

[OhMyLou]

Did she take her own hotdog wrapped in foil? Jesus Christ, she has free tickets and takes food from home, I’d say money is tight, the skin care mogul is eating her feelings by the looks!

Yep once upon a time she was eating her feelings at South Melb Marketssss whether buying potado’s from Georgie pigging out on bugs or stuffing her face with Brads food before stopping by her butcher mate for more oxtail.

 

[OhMyLou]

I think they sold hot dogs at the show. She says she ate the mac and cheese in her car. I find it interesting now that C has left us, she is prepping V to take her place. It is all so gross.

But some things never change still large shaming the kids don’t fucken show the coat if it was purchased 6 months ago and is now small

 

[Buttercup725]

But some things never change still large shaming the kids don’t fucken show the coat if it was purchased 6 months ago and is now small

I know. I felt so bad for the kid when the coat was too tight. Didn't her mother have another coat she could lend her? I'm sure that would be big enough.

 

[BettyFord]

That is absolutely mind blowing to me that a 47 year old woman would heat up Mac & cheese, put it in a cardboard box, drive to a show, eat it in the car, have daughter take a photo AND THEN POST IT!!! Like, deliberately do that. On purpose. AND THEN EAT A HOT DOG AND POST IT!! WTF!!!

I don't know why the mac and cheese had to go in a cardboard box? And not just any cardboard box, it was one that had already been used, with leftover grease stains left in it. It's so bleeping disgusting, and just so weird.

 

[Whiskers1]

I'm actually loving this no title thread and it's trip down emmy memory lane

 

[Griftzilla]

And with Vida’s obvious sensory issues (well, not obvious to her own parents), being in that tight jacket would have felt 100 times worse than for the average person.

(BTW, this is my first day posting on this thread, but I’ve been reading every day for 2 years because you’re all so bloody entertaining!).

 

[vikingjan]

It gives me a sense of glee that she’s still a large misshapen porker and always will be despite all the money spent on large camps & self removal. Trying to pretend she’s a happy porker by the mac n cheese & hotdog display. Why the duck she wastes her time going to the gym is beyond ridiculous.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

I don't know why the mac and cheese had to go in a cardboard box? And not just any cardboard box, it was one that had already been used, with leftover grease stains left in it. It's so bleeping disgusting, and just so weird.

I reckon so she didn’t have to wash Tupperware or the plate had she just eaten it at home like normal people….

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Mac and cheese is just one of those things I’ll have as a side dish and then kinda need to not have it again for a while. Her DNA is 58% mac and bleeping cheese. She is diabolical.