Emmylou Loves #167

[Director of Mugs]

And the pap pic Gemma got of her walking across the road with the box of Cheezels

Yes!! So good.

 

[MrsEyeroll]

I personally loved when she fought that hotel curtain to show us the view but it was a wall

 

[Gomi goner]

The head on it today , press really firmly, really put your whole neck into it, if she had a neck.

Holy fark!
Looking very Lynn-y there Emmypoo!
I can't tell which one is which!

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

That is absolutely mind blowing to me that a 47 year old woman would heat up Mac & cheese, put it in a cardboard box, drive to a show, eat it in the car, have daughter take a photo AND THEN POST IT!!! Like, deliberately do that. On purpose. AND THEN EAT A HOT DOG AND POST IT!! WTF!!!

 

[Griftzilla]

And with Vida’s obvious sensory issues (well, not obvious to her own parents), being in that tight jacket would have felt 100 times worse than for the average person.

(BTW, this is my first day posting on this thread, but I’ve been reading every day for 2 years because you’re all so bloody entertaining!).

 

[ItsMeMartha]

Her calling you out in Woolies was a highlight my friend

And the pap pic Gemma got of her walking across the road with the box of Cheezels

 

[gemmagucci]

Does anyone have pictures of the time years ago she went to some kind of event and a hairstylist gave her the most atrocious curtain bangs? I need a laugh.

Had to go through the media wall whatever it’s called . And also found the other one .

 

[Hey!Hey!Hey!]

Her hair reminded me of Matron Sloan from A Country Practice

 

[Griftzilla]

Tonight’s chocolate lava cake stories are so cringe. Why does she act like such a clown when she does anything with “friends”?

It’s truly like she doesn’t know how to act naturally around friends, because it’s such a rare occurrence to be around any. It’s like when you’re 14 and you’re trying sooo hard to act cool and be liked.

 

[AntiPants]

I stepped dog shit.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Holy fuck…..

 

[ActiveLies]

I know different strokes for different folks, but Off Campus is literally what my teenage daughter and all her friends are watching right now. I’ve caught minutes off it here and there and it appears to be the worst written and acted show of complete nonsense.

It’s made me laugh that she’s spent a whole weekend bingeing it.

 

[ActiveLies]

I’m fairly partial to some colourful language, but that carry on in her kitchen where every second word was ‘fuuucken’ like she’s a teenage boy trying to sound tough was some of the most grim behaviour she’s ever shared.

Then taking a selfie with some stubborn piece of rice in her hair she couldn’t get out

She’s such an unfortunate mess of a woman.

 

[Guntinator]

Hi

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

So so busy but had time to binge watch an entire season of a tv show….Cause that’s what you can do when your kids don’t live with you!

 

[Director of Mugs]

What a liar, she’s telling people she’s been a Beauty Therapist for 30 years, wtaf? Where are your credentials Grifter Lou? Working at a waxing stall 20 years ago at South Melbourne Market does not make you a Beauty Therapist babe…..
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So misleading. She does not have 30 working years of being a beauty therapist. Nor has she upskilled or refreshed her skills from her training school from the late 90s.

She was the fastest vag water in Melbourne got bored of that and went to jump out of planes. And as its well documented she has spent the last 10 years trying to be famous.

Eye fucking yourself and slapping your face in your living room in your gbanger does not count as work experience.

 

[Whiskers1]

The festy armpit era where she had a hotel hospital stay and had singing lessons in the room, her being glued sitting in the recliner after the gunt surgery and crying whilst sitting in it when A Love left us and the fake tears and hysteria in Torquay about the stalker when it was discovered she plagiarized her cookbook.
The dancing at the Melb Cup will always top everything, it never fails to dissolve me and I have watched it at least 378 times. The dress, the headpiece, the rolls, the faces she pulls..........there was never a bigger fish out of water than that woman in the Birdcage that day.

 

[makeitstop]

I am well aware that ‘the children’ have left us, however, I am genuinely shocked every time she posts her morning routines, talks about her wonderful day, her glorious naps, her food consumption, her nothing of any real value really, the absence of ‘the children’ who were previously part of the family business is stark and I have to remind myself that their absence is not because she is protecting their privacy, its because she doesn’t have them in her care.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Jeezus fucking Christ

 

[notgifted]

The MRI she’s getting will be funny, this will finally prove the fat cunts got no neck & the weight of her massive head on her shoulders has finally taken its toll.