Emmylou Loves #167

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Wash your hair you fucken grub. Has the halo left is too?

speaking of favourite moments the photo of her at the beach after the swim walking up the hill taken by a fezza was gold. Emmy pretending to be there with 🧢 for a romantic weekend when in actual fact he couldn’t have shown her less interest. He’s definitely out of the picture just like the teenagers.
 
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I wonder if Emmylou’s going to the Effie Kats or however it’s spelt - launch tonight, I see a few influencers talking about going. Ash Pollard is getting her boobie tape ready for her dress to wear there.

We could have the hugest gallery of Emmy in all her ill fitting dresses - from too tight, too short, too tent like, too altered
 
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Some of my favourite Emmy moments are Emmy-adjacent moments in here like the Medicare chat, what night the bins go out, and international relations with the Greek diaspora.

Otherwise the little wheels of her tiny brain turning to come up with Gay La Dot, the Melbourne Cup dance, and when she unironically declared that she’s got a great a are my favourite little moments from our ultimate ogre.
 
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There are so many moments of sheer entertainment and pure disgust It's hard to choose ONE from our favourite Tubby little people life..
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The writhing around on the changeroom floors at the anorexic Booby tape sisters showroom while they trussed her CURVY topless body in BOOBY tape was equal part horror and entertainment gold!!
 
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Moana Hope has a hot date to cirque du soleil tonight, is our little hobbit invited..??
 
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I hop
Moana Hope has a hot date to cirque du soleil tonight, is our little hobbit invited..??
I hope not, all the free tickets given to grifters irk me. Did scrawny Judd & her bimbo mate score tickets?
 
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Some of my favourite Emmy moments are Emmy-adjacent moments in here like the Medicare chat, what night the bins go out, and international relations with the Greek diaspora.
Just don't mention the war overhead powerlines 🤐
 
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What about when she destroyed the Myer toilet, we can’t be forgetting that gem, she was most proud of her handiwork there.
 
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SO many faves to choose from but two for me are "Gay la dot" and cheesecakegate that became fake stalkergate.
Hahahaha I know that stalker gate was made up and Walt Collin’s was a jerk head who supported her story. It was the perfect timing with cheesecake , plagiarism story.

Oh can we rehash the Cheesecake days! She would hate that!
 
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I wonder if Emmylou’s going to the Effie Kats or however it’s spelt - launch tonight, I see a few influencers talking about going. Ash Pollard is getting her boobie tape ready for her dress to wear there.

We could have the hugest gallery of Emmy in all her ill fitting dresses - from too tight, too short, too tent like, too altered
Well it will really be a missed opportunity for Effie if she hasn’t invited her, Emmy would look fabulous in this frock. 😂


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Absolutely agree fully.

Maybe everyone needs to speak up about their most cringe Emmy moment, or post some throwbacks for the lurkers & new comers who might be here having a little look.

Mine would have to be the Melbourne Cup shame dance, poor Conrad rest his soul, he was such a gentlemen, when internally he would have been mortified 🤣 her facial expressions and huge bloated gut in that dress was just everything. 🤢
See @gemmagucci profile pic for mine haha every time I see it I have actual tears haha
 
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Hahahaha I know that stalker gate was made up and Walt Collin’s was a jerk head who supported her story. It was the perfect timing with cheesecake , plagiarism story.

Oh can we rehash the Cheesecake days! She would hate that!
Her calling you out in Woolies was a highlight my friend 😂
 
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So many wonderful moments.
She’s really lived a hundred lifetimes hasn’t she.
Such a fake human.

Your fish out of water comment could really go with any of her attendances 🤣 Charity events (paid to be there of course), speaking events, influencer events, she fits in nowhere at all.
Not at even with her mates at Sth Melbourne market. Apart from Brad, they all can't stand her.
 
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My fav moment is when she was filming her Christmas show of all things food in a stretched blue n white dress and she barked like total diva at someone (think is was Amy) to get her a tissue for her fake crying….and what about that time when she was in WA visiting her trim n terrific sister and EL promised her sister a new kitchen when she “made it”…….haven't seen that sis on camera ever again
 
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