Emmawill2014 #3 Can't make it to the bog and is having another sprog

[leabytottle]

So now her husband has his own gardening business, imagine that sweaty, greasy haired thing round your garden

Oh god, really?! Has he done any actual training my for this? A BTEC, C&G, etc? My parents recently got a gardener, as they’re both now struggling with the upkeep. They had a few quotes, and they didn’t go with the cheapest one, the person they chose has a lot of experience, qualifications and references who are happy to speak to my parents and show them photos, as well as seeing their work in “real life”.
I bet Dave has used word art to make the business cards, and his referees are his mum and dad

 

[Spanor511]

Yeah I would take him being a ‘landscape gardener’ with a pinch of salt being honest. Wasn’t long ago she made him give up working night shift in a supermarket. She doesn’t want him working, as he clearly doesn’t need to, just rely on the bank of mummy and daddy. But they must be telling him to get some sort of job. Bet he cuts grass once a week.

 

[leabytottle]

I wonder how his parents have so much money? He doesn’t appear to have been brought up in a rich family, so maybe they won on the lottery, or inherited some? Whatever is it, try must have a lot, in order to maintain Emma’s lifestyle of take aways, £400 a week food shops, more take aways and more kids!
They don’t seem to go on holiday much, which is what I’d think they’d do if money wasn’t an object. I remember that caravan park fiasco after lockdown 🫠

 

[cryptix]

I wonder how his parents have so much money? He doesn’t appear to have been brought up in a rich family, so maybe they won on the lottery, or inherited some? Whatever is it, try must have a lot, in order to maintain Emma’s lifestyle of take aways, £400 a week food shops, more take aways and more kids!
They don’t seem to go on holiday much, which is what I’d think they’d do if money wasn’t an object. I remember that caravan park fiasco after lockdown 🫠

What happened with the caravan lol?

 

[Spanor511]

She made some comment years ago that his parents pay their food bills, which would explain her buying so much shite. They are also mortgage free so his parents have obviously bought them property in the past.

 

[rosslee1987]

I wonder how his parents have so much money? He doesn’t appear to have been brought up in a rich family, so maybe they won on the lottery, or inherited some? Whatever is it, try must have a lot, in order to maintain Emma’s lifestyle of take aways, £400 a week food shops, more take aways and more kids!
They don’t seem to go on holiday much, which is what I’d think they’d do if money wasn’t an object. I remember that caravan park fiasco after lockdown 🫠

I remember her saying something about inheritance on Dave’s part. She’s loving it!

 

[b1tchinb0ld]

Well he went to do a “quote” for a customer and Emma and the kids come along, and sat in the drive and left the car engine running. Just shows his level of professionalism

 

[Spanor511]

Any thread suggestions?

 

[leabytottle]

Lou

What happened with the caravan lol?

It was during covid, but when we were allowed to socially distancing holiday. It was something to do with them not allowing all 8 of them to sit together as you were only allowed in oOsmaller groups. They had put two dining tables next to each, I think, but mum of the year, didn’t want to sit with the kids without it dopey dave, so she complained, ranged on TikTok, complained some more, emailed head office…and nothing happened…

 

[cryptix]

Any thread suggestions?

Money doesn't matter to emmawill as daves parents will foot the bill

 

[Spanor511]

Money doesn't matter to emmawill as daves parents will foot the bill

Perfect
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Lou
It was during covid, but when we were allowed to socially distancing holiday. It was something to do with them not allowing all 8 of them to sit together as you were only allowed in oOsmaller groups. They had put two dining tables next to each, I think, but mum of the year, didn’t want to sit with the kids without it dopey dave, so she complained, ranged on TikTok, complained some more, emailed head office…and nothing happened…

She’s obsessed with being with him 24/7. He’s got to accompany her everywhere. Kicking up a big fuss because they were at separate tables. She would have just been worried she would have to help one of the kids instead of Gormless Dave.
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Emmawill2014 #4 Money doesn’t matter to Emma Will, as Dave’s parents will foot the bill.

She’s got six kids, does the absolute bare minimum every day, but loves spending her in-laws money in Tesco, Morrisons, Asda, Costco, Home Bargains, B&M, Greggs, Costa, Starbucks, and all the local takeaways, because she’s got six kids innit. Thanks to @cryptix for the thread title.

tattle.life

 

[cryptix]

She's one of those who's utterly terrified of someone robbing dave when he looks like he smells of onions and dog poo

 

[Spanor511]

She's one of those who's utterly terrified of someone robbing dave when he looks like he smells of onions and dog poo

She would never have got pregnant so quick and married him if he was skint. She’s said before about when she realised he was minted.