Emma McVey #3 Still on the floor, 1 month till the wedding, something we’re sure Gary is dreading

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yeahyouhun

Thread number 3! Well done @Rose94 on the winning thread title! Had to shorten it a bit to make it fit, this is the full version:

still on the floor, 1 month till the wedding, something we’re sure Gary is dreading
 
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Yorkshirewife

So he's been spewing with the bug and they've still gone out pair of entitled, arrogant, bad haired arseholes.
 
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Mizpnk

Gaz and Chesta Beadle need a hair cut. Scraggly and unkempt looking
 
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Mizpnk

Yorkshirewife said:
Asif he's keeping that god awful hair for the wedding
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All the wedding pics are just going to be of Chesta running riot with his feet up on chairs and pulling at stuff, with captions about his eyes because no one else on the entire planet has eyes and his are the most amazing
 
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Eyeofthetiger

Mizpnk said:
All the wedding pics are just going to be of Chesta running riot with his feet up on chairs and pulling at stuff, with captions about his eyes because no one else on the entire planet has eyes and his are the most amazing
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5 minutes to get married so they can each take a child and spend the day separately looking after 1 each
 
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Dipdab

Wonder if they’ve done an OK magazine deal for the wedding? Can’t wait to see the photos of Gary’s greasy hair and Chesta going down the aisle on his quad bike …
 
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Eyeofthetiger

Dipdab said:
Wonder if they’ve done an OK magazine deal for the wedding? Can’t wait to see the photos of Gary’s greasy hair and Chesta going down the aisle on his quad bike …
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They wouldn’t get enough photos, I’m sure they will have to leave the wedding for either Chester to go to hospital as he’s the most important thing or for primrose to go to hospital and ruin Emma’s day
 
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Yorkshirewife

Eyeofthetiger said:
They wouldn’t get enough photos, I’m sure they will have to leave the wedding for either Chester to go to hospital as he’s the most important thing or for primrose to go to hospital and ruin Emma’s day
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Wonder if they'll have an ice cream van at the wedding

It'll be the most boring wedding known to man. They are so bland.
 
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