Emma McVey #3 Still on the floor, 1 month till the wedding, something we’re sure Gary is dreading

[yeahyouhun]

Thread number 3! Well done @Rose94 on the winning thread title! Had to shorten it a bit to make it fit, this is the full version:

still on the floor, 1 month till the wedding, something we’re sure Gary is dreading

 

[chocdip]

Whoop

 

[Yorkshirewife]

So he's been spewing with the bug and they've still gone out pair of entitled, arrogant, bad haired arseholes.

 

[Mizpnk]

Gaz and Chesta Beadle need a hair cut. Scraggly and unkempt looking

 

[Rose94]

Wonder if they’ve fallen out

 

[Emilee86]

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Wonder if they’ve fallen out

Be gas if he fecked off with the ice cream lady

 

[Admiralbow]

Surely he’s not going to keep that horrendous hair style for his wedding?

 

[Ck2020]

Baking? Do them baking kits not have milk in?

 

[coldtoast]

Baking? Do them baking kits not have milk in?

No milk! you need to add your an so i’m guessing she uses oat milk or something.

 

[Michelle245]

She looks painfully thin in her latest post!

 

[Yorkshirewife]

She looks painfully thin in her latest post!

I hope she's getting help because she is very clearly unwell.

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Asif he's keeping that god awful hair for the wedding

 

[Mizpnk]

Asif he's keeping that god awful hair for the wedding

All the wedding pics are just going to be of Chesta running riot with his feet up on chairs and pulling at stuff, with captions about his eyes because no one else on the entire planet has eyes and his are the most amazing

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

All the wedding pics are just going to be of Chesta running riot with his feet up on chairs and pulling at stuff, with captions about his eyes because no one else on the entire planet has eyes and his are the most amazing

5 minutes to get married so they can each take a child and spend the day separately looking after 1 each

 

[Dipdab]

Wonder if they’ve done an OK magazine deal for the wedding? Can’t wait to see the photos of Gary’s greasy hair and Chesta going down the aisle on his quad bike …

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Wonder if they’ve done an OK magazine deal for the wedding? Can’t wait to see the photos of Gary’s greasy hair and Chesta going down the aisle on his quad bike …

They wouldn’t get enough photos, I’m sure they will have to leave the wedding for either Chester to go to hospital as he’s the most important thing or for primrose to go to hospital and ruin Emma’s day

 

[Yorkshirewife]

They wouldn’t get enough photos, I’m sure they will have to leave the wedding for either Chester to go to hospital as he’s the most important thing or for primrose to go to hospital and ruin Emma’s day

Wonder if they'll have an ice cream van at the wedding

It'll be the most boring wedding known to man. They are so bland.

 

[Rose94]

I wonder if Gary will be having a stag do

 

[Dipdab]

Wonder if they'll have an ice cream van at the wedding

It'll be the most boring wedding known to man. They are so bland.

ItS VeGaN IcE cReAm

 

[Yorkshirewife]

I wonder if Gary will be having a stag do

Yeah. But only with chestaaaaa. At an ice cream factory.