Emma Johnson (Emma's Rectangle)

[SequinLover]

I wish she'd get rid of those decomposing pumpkins from outside her front door! Halloween was almost 6 weeks ago now.

 

[Lola123]

Her outfit from her favourites video looks like she has run through Victoria secret and just picked all the colours they do

 

[Cutlass]

Does anyone else get the vibe she's trying to do Jamie Genevieve's pout? Haha something odd with her mouth in that pic...

Besides the fact that she overdraws her lips almost up to her nostril??

 

[Lola123]

Captioning her stories lasted long....

 

[Lola123]

she always talks about getting up early and how great it is, and while I do agree, she sometimes seems to portray having a lie in as a bad thing? I don’t know, I’m just not an early early person

It’s because her life does not relive around leaving the house to go to work, she has to be anti whatever everyone else would suggest, I think she just associates lie ins as being lazy (or for students)

 

[Cutlass]

Louder!

Does anyone else think her pining after 200k is so needy and juvenile and desperate.. it's actually a bit cringe

Well, she got there in the end, the elusive 200k that she so desperately wanted. Number driven Emma. Goal driven Emma. Obsessive Emma. I mean, she did it by doing a giveaway that people had to subscribe to her YouTube channel to win, during December when everyone on IG is doing giveaway, so it’s hardly an honest, hard-working subscriber win but hey, they all do it.

Smdh! When I saw the IG post I was like “aahhh here we go. On the road to 200k” when they don’t win, I hope they all unsubscribe.

 

[Lola123]

seen that but the link for the watch doesn’t work

Just type into amazon fitbit versa metal strap, and there will be a few that come up

 

[Purpleshampoo]

She seems a bit in love with Jamie. A bit of a fan girl. Feel like she wants to be friends with her.. and Helen.

Helen actually had her on her channel a couple years ago showing her round where she lives and stuff, funny cause I live right near Helen! But yeah seems abit obsessed and ahe obviously didnt proof watch her video theres a huge chunk missing

 

[Lola123]

By the state of the mess by her front door (seen in her vlogs) it's defo laziness.. She even had a toaster on the floor next to all their shoes which were sprawled everywhere with a load of other junk..

That’s disgusting!! She has enough kitchen space to put it away or have it on a counter top!!

 

[jjeett]

I know I keep bringing this up and maybe you're bored of it but I'm doing it again...

View attachment 425867
View attachment 425868
How bloody lazy is this work? I'm assuming Look Fantastic OKd this, and why wouldn't they? It's pretty inoffensive. But my god this is her job so why not put some effort into it? The influencing industry is shady, but I follow some super transparent influencers who will openly discuss the work that goes into partnerships with brands and I just think it's soooo evident Emma doesn't really think of it as a job. It's a means to make money so she can fart around counting lipsticks all day.

Don't know if anyone else noticed but she deleted these right after I posted this the other day

I actually felt a bit bad when I saw

 

[Gems19]

They both swing both ways

 

[AB3]

the fringeeeeeee. I had a fringe cut like that before, I lasted about an hour before I cut it off because it was CONSTANTLY in my eyes. It can’t be comfortable

I'd half understand it it looked good, but its so ugly!

 

[TaylorSlattery]

Today’s outfit was diabolical!

 

[sparklellama]

I'm 5'4. Noone's called me short unless they want to be deliberately condescending.
I've also put on a fair bit of weight in lockdown. I'm about 9 1/2 stone, solidly a size 10, probably a 12 in the smaller stores like H&M.
5'5 is the national average height for a woman.

I live in the Netherlands and am considered short at 5’7. Love coming back to the UK because I feel so tall / normal height

 

[Cutlass]

She’s wearing her Fitbit in the bath! I know they’re sort of water resistant but what the actual hell, no wonder her strap broke and her old one broke too!!

Even if something is water resistant... there's no need to NEVER take it off. Like does she sleep in it too?
Is that a laziness thing? It only takes a couple seconds to take off and put on a watch...

 

[Lola123]

I’ve just watched her glow up video, no where on the thumbnail or title does it say it’s a sponsored video.... breaking the guidelines ain’t a good look

 

[dinkybird]

I’m around the same height as Emma and I’m a size 8 in dresses/skirts but for jeans and stuff I’m a 10/12, she’s a lot bigger chested than me though but are probably similar with hips/thighs/bum shape in the sense she’s a bit curvier but I still don’t think she’d be a size 8 as she still looks bigger than me (not a bad thing at all sorry if it comes across like that and I’m not really that slim) but considering she used to be someone who didn’t care about clothes sizes it’s quite sad to see she’s trying to be a size 8 when she probably isn’t across the board

The thing is though she’s working to build muscle right? A muscular frame and a slender frame are very different - I’m very muscular and I 100% will never fit my legs into a size 8. I don’t think it’s healthy to rely on fitting into “one size”, because nobody is just “one size”

 

[Tatgirl]

Her style is so odd!

 

[bigdog]

Just gave it a watch and that protein banoffee pie is a crime.

Also this is nitpicky but every time I see clips of Emma working out I notice that she NEVER wears proper technical/dryfit exercise tops, always cotton ones. I can't help but think how damp and stinky they must get

 

[Gems19]

Yeah maybe I worded it wrong and sorry if I offended anyone on this thread who is bisexual but from my own experience when your young you don't know yourself and you sort of grow into your own she maybe met him too young and now is growing apart but he does seem like a good man who would do anything for her I just don't think the sexual chemistry is there but thats only what we see also having been in two 7+ years relationships myself that spark can fade overtime