Emma Johnson (Emma's Rectangle)

[Janeseller]

Omg her complaining about the building work noise on her story just feels like a set up for her next excuse of why a video won’t be going up!

 

[Bilbo16]

I think she really tries hard to stand out from other influencers. And in a lot of ways she does, I love how she’s styled her flat, and her makeup always looks great.

 

[Bilbo16]

I started watching her channel for her renovation videos and she’s said herself that her house isn’t finished, so I’m not sure why she stopped them? Money is obviously not an issue and she’s been promising renovation videos for ages now...

She also doesn’t really focus on one aspect of her career, is she beauty, is she fitness, is she cooking? Pick a few things to excel in, don’t try to be a Jack of all trades?

I did too! She just seems to have gone just left that. Does she not have a renovation Insta too? Pretty sure they stopped once she started going down the fitness route

 

[justbecasual]

How many ads does one video need? That's not counting the ad at the start!

Desperate times come for desperate measures. I’m not giving her the views....but if you have any funny tidbits from your watch, do let me know

Also, her video title is false....she didn’t run 10k or so she said on Instagram. It was like 8:3km in over an hour.... which really isn’t great.

 

[Bilbo16]

I really don't get the trend of shaving your face. Are women not allowed a single hair on their body apart from head hair, eyebrows and eye lashes?! Ffs!

I also don’t think it actually makes a difference to makeup application which is normally what they claim. If your peach fuzz is super noticeable when you have foundation or powder on then I’d say it’s more down to how the product sits on your individual skin or your application technique. I did do it a few years ago but honestly you have to do it every week to keep up with it and it doesn’t make any difference!

 

[Annabellaflygirl]

Is she having a fashion crisis like Megan Ellaby seems to be having?

 

[Tatgirl]

Even if something is water resistant... there's no need to NEVER take it off. Like does she sleep in it too?
Is that a laziness thing? It only takes a couple seconds to take off and put on a watch...

By the state of the mess by her front door (seen in her vlogs) it's defo laziness.. She even had a toaster on the floor next to all their shoes which were sprawled everywhere with a load of other junk..

 

[Bluelipstick]

Her flat is tiny!!

Exactly! My house is tiny too and I would literally have to put something like that in the hall, too. Can imagine my husband would love squeezing past that to get to bed.

 

[Bilbo16]

So much of her content now revolves around being healthy, and that’s no bad thing, but I followed her for her style, her home decir

She’s increasingly unlikeable, narcissistic, disordered and unrelatable. If I was her, I’d get a job outside of social media quickly cause her channel is taking a reaaaal dive.

I do agree with this to an extent. To be honest I don’t know what she does outside of social media but I always think for all influencers it would be wise to learn and invest time in another trade in case the YouTube thing dries up.

 

[Melier]

That’s actually beyond lazy that she clearly just can’t be bothered to edit them

 

[nevan]

Referring to people who buy her merch and watch her content as "my subs"

 

[AB3]

I've never had a particularly good relationship with food, but not an ED. I go to PT once a week and my trainer is so good. She always checks up on what I'm eating, my exercise, how I've been sleeping and how I feel. She genuinely cares about her clients.

Yeah I agree with the chefs kiss thing it makes me cringe

Its her nails!

How does she wipe her arse with those?

 

[Regina George]

What is her PT’s name on Instagram? Can’t find her

 

[Bluelipstick]

Anyone seen the vegan week 1 vlog? She actually talks to her boyfriend like a piece of sh*t when he turns the tap on lol.

Yeah she snapped! She looked so angry when she called him inconsiderate!

 

[runforitmarty]

Eight mid-roll ads on her new vlog. One every four minutes. Piss off.

Adblock is your friend, guys - but I understand the annoyance, I can't watch videos on my phone because i can't get adblock on there

 

[justbecasual]

8am and she’s back to the gym on the first day of opening

 

[dinkybird]

Check every evening. Pre-covid I always got deliveries because honestly, the supermarket gave me anxiety even then, now it's just terrible! all of them are blocked out for weeks but I'm still able to get a delivery every fortnight or so by waiting for a slot to open up when someone else cancels. I've found Sainsbury's collection is always available, Asda collection is usually alright (but terrible service!) and I can get a delivery from Tesco one every 2-3 weeks.

Sadly if you’re isolating you’re not allowed to leave the house at all for 10 days in England, so it’s quite hard as you can’t even get a click+collect

edit: to be fair, even her personality in videos a few months ago was different to what it is now. I was scrolling back and she looks so much better with her brunette hair

 

[Bluelipstick]

Tell me if I'm wrong, but I honestly don't remember her even identifying as bisexual. I personally don't think that saying you feel you're on a spectrum/not totally straight is the same as identifying as bisexual.

I remember the assumptions about me vid (or something like that). One of them was ‘you're not entirely straight’ and she agreed. I don't remember her mentioning it aside from that but then I don't watch all her vids.

 

[Bilbo16]

Does that mean her apology was performative when she got called out? This is what I mean about her being an idiot. I just can't fathom what goes through her head. Clearly nothing does!

Exactly! Did she learn nothing?!

 

[Gems19]

I'm not homophobic atall far from it thankyou sis. But they been together a long time seem more like friends maybe she needs to explore that side of things she coming across bored