Emma Johnson (Emma's Rectangle)

[Bilbo16]

Expectations for tonight's fitness updates?

My guess is she's going to do PT training (so she can try and become a fitness guru) OR some sort of competition (so she can hide her exercise addiction and blame it on said competition).

I’ll just be more what she eats everyday I expect

 

[dinkybird]

My pettiness paid off and she didn't reach her 200k limit. Do I feel bad? No.

Maybe she will actually start to address the problems with her channel now she realises she is LOSING subscribers, namely...

• Inconsistent uploading
• Doesn't interact or engage with commenters/subscribers at all
• Obsessive exercising and extremely triggering content
• Boring and repetitive recipe videos/what I eat in a days
• Not relatable - super privileged, middle class white girl who works from home as an influencer yet complains about being so busy that she can't stick to a schedule or come up with anything unique
• THE BABY VOICE

Am I missing anything?

And on a constructive note, what could she do to up her subscriber numbers?

I liked the renovation content but the house has now just come to a standstill and looks really messy and cluttered. I also found her fashion and style a bit better a couple of years ago before the weight loss. I'm not saying she should put weight on, but I think her style was more well put together.

I started watching her channel for her renovation videos and she’s said herself that her house isn’t finished, so I’m not sure why she stopped them? Money is obviously not an issue and she’s been promising renovation videos for ages now...

She also doesn’t really focus on one aspect of her career, is she beauty, is she fitness, is she cooking? Pick a few things to excel in, don’t try to be a Jack of all trades?

 

[Routron]

Seems she managed to clean her bath for her latest advert story then!

 

[Metamorpheuse13]

Another fucking “what I eat in a day” vid literally has me THIS CLOSE to unsubbing! I can’t believe they do well???

also, she only gained 1k subs in all of January, lol. Good luck getting that 50k, lazy ass

 

[dinkybird]

I wonder when she got the text? She only posted it today and I guess the vlog would’ve been fined yesterday, or did she mention it in the vlog too?

she got the text in her wrapping vlog so she deffo found out yesterday!

 

[lessthansara]

Anyone seen the vegan week 1 vlog? She actually talks to her boyfriend like a piece of sh*t when he turns the tap on lol.

 

[Brelle20]

I'm 5ft1.. am I considered short?

Well, I'm a size 8, sometimes 10 on the bottom because I'm pear shaped and I think I'm a little smaller than Emma, especially in the chest area. I've never thought to squeeze into a size that I'm not because I'm a comfort gal!

 

[Ladya31]

You’re also not meant to do yoga followed by lifting (it lengthens your muscles and can lead to injury) which she does a LOT... there’s just no need? If you’re going to do that, do it on days you aren’t otherwise exercising... not 600 sessions in 365 days

god I wish I had this much free time around my full time job

Edit: I used to actually really like Emma but this constant talking of working out is making me feel guilty for my own 4x a week lifting, like that isn’t enough? Does she not realise the influence she has on her audience with this mentality?

Isn't she working with a coach? I thought she started with one in her new year vlog she sent measurements to them, surely they wouldn't agree with those workout goals..

 

[Bilbo16]

Why has she bought that rack for?! Fair enough if you’ve got the space or a garage or somewhere to put it, but to have that in your little flat?! I bet Tim loves having that in the way!

 

[wikkiwoowaa]

I came here to see if someone had mentioned the chin hairs. Remember the video where she said she shaved her face?

 

[Lola123]

It’s when she was saying in her favourites video she had barely been working out and then in her weekly vlog you see her working out for at least an hour one day and at least 3 other times for 20 min hit workouts! Honestly she clearly has the obsessive personality

 

[Bilbo16]

It is concerning as she either genuinely doesn’t know the rules, which would be a worry as it’s her job and her main income, or she’s just ignoring the rules, which is even more of a concern!

 

[jjeett]

Just watched her Feel Unique thing... Was she showing a bit of self awareness when she said she was at home stewing apples? As in do you think she was taking the piss out of herself?

 

[dinkybird]

I still can’t get over how shit her hair is.

It's too light, why has nobody told her it's too light the whiteness coupled with that fringe just makes it look like a cloud on her head

 

[Janeseller]

I actually can’t believe the amount of ADs!! There was one as soon as she finished her intro

 

[RobinsNest]

I will say as someone who has had to isolate with no pre-warning (and no food at home as I hadn’t done my food shop) trying to get a food delivery slot at the moment really takes the piss. I don’t see anything wrong with having your food delivered in normal circumstances but as someone who never does, trying to get a single delivery slot sooner than 5 weeks away was ridiculous

Check every evening. Pre-covid I always got deliveries because honestly, the supermarket gave me anxiety even then, now it's just terrible! all of them are blocked out for weeks but I'm still able to get a delivery every fortnight or so by waiting for a slot to open up when someone else cancels. I've found Sainsbury's collection is always available, Asda collection is usually alright (but terrible service!) and I can get a delivery from Tesco one every 2-3 weeks.

 

[Purpleshampoo]

I understand there’s probably more to it than we see, but I don’t think Influencers appreciate how privileged they are to be in the position they are. I would love a job like theirs, sounds much better than my 6am starts

Omg exactly, my other half gets up at half 4 and doesnt get back till 7 at night every day 6 days a week and if I have one of her videos on when she says about how she hasnt had time blah blah he goes one right rant

 

[Lurker2867]

The outfit video was so lazy...

 

[Lola123]

Don't know if anyone else noticed but she deleted these right after I posted this the other day

I actually felt a bit bad when I saw

Why? It’s just her trying to make “money” another way, if she wants to feel guilty about shilling affiliate links let her, maybe she made enough money from it so deleted the stories, influences deserve to be held accountable for being modern day scammers

 

[jjeett]

Speaking from experience you do tend to go a bit 'blonde blind' when you start bleaching. That's what my hairdresser calls it. It's never blonde enough