Emma Drew #35 Emma Drew disappeared without a trace, will she come back with a brand new face?

[lexiloo]

Imagine rocking up to the breakfast table to see greasy Drew stood there looking like the Gruffalo doing her manic tictac grin giving you the death stare if you use too much milk

 

[controlledrage]

Puppy farming, a very unsurprising Emma activity. She’ll be churning out the puppies as quick as she can. Hideous.

 

[Hauxwell]

I assume she is trying to adopt and they've said she needs experience working with/looking after children.

I was turned down for adoption and I'm a million times less of a total c*nt than Emma so we can only hope she is not approved. They would both be terrible parents.

 

[wodemaya]

I remembered how there was always a Peter Griffin for every occasion with Emma and was googling to find one of him at a car boot sale but came up empty. However I did find this one, I wonder if Emma has been secretly working out and actually looks completely unrecognisable now? Doubt it She’ll be on her 5000th pouch reset by now.

AI to the rescue!

 

[Bubblesandflowers]

How long before we get another "get that bread, get that head then leave" moment?

 

[Katykatykaty]

I really do miss this thread! It felt like a little community and I think is almost the only thread where I remembered people’s usernames. We need Emma back! Like I’d even settle for more Toe-Knee content.

 

[encore]

I'm trying to read The Rabbit Hutch by Tess Gunty but all I can think of is Imma when I read her name

 

[SpindleWhorl]

I was out shopping today and walked past a Ted Baker and had a giggle to myself imagining Emma in the changing room not being able to unzip herself out of that dress. Like a zeppelin in a condom.

 

[Fishwife]

I see there was an attempt to strike off the company in 2022. It looks as though its hard to make money without a job.

 

[DoseofReality]

Sunday Scaries...

 

[boohoo2u]

lol

 

[KitSnicket]

How to make money without a job

 

[Scragbags]

AI is evil.

 

[Katykatykaty]

AI to the rescue!

That is amazing! The hands are spot on!
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I haven’t ever played with AI so decided to have an go. Can anyone guess which classic Emma moment I used as inspiration?

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Looks like Emma could be on TV tomorrow night
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I hope they show her TikTok - get that bread….

 

[DoseofReality]

Wonder what qualifications they have ?

Very qualified in eating quavers.

 

[lexiloo]

One of the listings is for 150 rolls of Laura Ashley wallpaper did the Christmas shop stock fiasco not teach them anything???

 

[wodemaya]

Sometimes I miss how ridiculous she is and then I remember she's a heinous bitch who lied about having cancer

 

[wodemaya]

Oh the money I'd pay to see photos of Imma and her compo face beside a load of fly tipped rubbish

 

[BegDavis]

Randomly thought of Emma twice in the last 12 hrs.
Last night I was pacing about the house trying to reach my step target and remembered how Emma and Tony went for a weekend stay in Norwich. They were back in their hotel early afternoon and she was then pacing up and down the room trying to get her steps in when she could’ve gone out for a walk in the hotel grounds.

Then just now I nipped to the shop at work for some chocolate and told the assistant it was an emergency crunchie as it was raining outside

She’s a dick but I do miss her and this thread!

I really feel like these two would have been comedy gold as some sort of docu-series, a day in the life of the real Wayne and Waynetta.