I was starting to miss her stories but the bikini post just reminded me that I jumped into all this only a few threads ago, and I can go all the way back to the beginning and see what I missed!
Emma Drew #34 Yes i do know who you are, Slob... Sorry, I meant Bob.
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And me!! Not sure if excited is the right word, but I’m going in
What you need to do is get these football nice and sweaty until they absolutely hum then pop them on ebay making sure you be very explicit about how smelly they are and you'll make a fortune! Works for leggings too. Athletes foot and thrush are an ebayers top money makers.
It must be killling her to not be posting the inanities of her daily life!
Favourite Imma moments...
- When she trialled some new deodorant and told us she smelled like musty balls.
- The overpriced shite she tried to sell from the Christmas Shop (formerly of Holt). Anyone for some decorative Christmas sperm? 25 tealights for £5? The upside down reindeer?
- Finding out she used to leave a toothbrush and toothpaste in the downstairs toilet in case they forgot to brush their teeth before going out (and were apparently incapable of going back upstairs to do it).
- Ya gurl's leather jacket phase.
- The modesty. Always the modesty.
- This. No words are needed. Just... this.
- When she trialled some new deodorant and told us she smelled like musty balls.
- The overpriced shite she tried to sell from the Christmas Shop (formerly of Holt). Anyone for some decorative Christmas sperm? 25 tealights for £5? The upside down reindeer?
- Finding out she used to leave a toothbrush and toothpaste in the downstairs toilet in case they forgot to brush their teeth before going out (and were apparently incapable of going back upstairs to do it).
- Ya gurl's leather jacket phase.
- The modesty. Always the modesty.
- This. No words are needed. Just... this.
Which she subsequently left out in front of her house for passersby to purchase for 50p after her online shop tanked.
The Christmas Shop (formerly of Holt), which had been her lifelong dream and was going to make her rich, was then never spoken of again.
You couldn’t make it up!Which she subsequently left out in front of her house for passersby to purchase for 50p after her online shop tanked.
The Christmas Shop (formerly of Holt), which had been her lifelong dream and was going to make her rich, was then never spoken of again.
She reminds me of the 80s comedy sketches where everything goes wrong! It’s ridiculous!
Imma Drew (formerly of Emma Drew Info, formerly of From Aldi to Harrods)
I think if I saw McTony and Imma banging while dressed as disney princesses it would be simultaneously my worst nightmare and amazing.
The more I look at that print the more I see Ting Tong Macadangdang from Little Britain.
I just laugh at the fact that its such a true representation, gunt lines and all.
I am forever envious of her confidence
Except she looks like a 50 year old male trucker in the after picture
Even allowing for her working the angles in her "obsessed" after picture, it is clear she has PILED the weight back on already. Tragic really
Please can someone remind me of bread head?!
I’m sure someone has the video saved. It’s very special footage and shouldn’t be missed! Especially the trolly wobble!
This is my favourite Imma moment, it's gold!
This never gets old!!
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