Emma (because we know you read here) you and Tony should not be allowed animals!!
. You are a neglectful, childish, cruel pair of morons. That poor creature has no quality of life with you two idiots, Infact I'd put a bet on he was trying to escape...he's had it planned for weeks, like the hamster version of the Great Escape! Clean that poor creature up, poor wee thing is traumatised and covered in grease because you two are such dirty slobs.
How the hell did he even get up there in the first place? How the hell did he even escape from his cage? Do not get a dog!!! Could guarantee that poor wisp wouldn't have been so lucky with a dog as he was with the cats...although I don't believe a word that the cats are scared of him, they probably bloody well chased him up there and he was running for his life, running to escape
But I love how you always have to make it about you...aww didums, you hurt yourself whilst moving furniture? Maybe do a bit more exercise and moving about, and whilst your at it cut down on the hot chocolates and other shit you're shovelling down your gullet.