Oh it gets better, this is from the no Castaway Cay vlog...
My favourite part of the other vlog (Cruise day 2) was "oh look ham and cheese croissants!"
Surely they are really a parody account. The filming is so bad. Complaining about children and people, while being and dressing like the 2 biggest children onboard in her Poundland tiara.
I loved that the head server put her in her place when they were offering complimentary wine or beer because they couldn't dock at Castaway Cay and they didn't drink wine or beer so wanted to try score something else because she was just so sad. He said that 3 couples were due to get married there, one couple had been planning it for 3 years and had 62 people who had all forked out on the cruise.
But bloody hell the amount of food they gobbled down. Emma complaining she was so full then going on a "grub crawl" with at least 3 main meals plus dessert, followed hours later by 4 course dinner. And then says that the spa have acupuncture for weight loss and how she wants to try it
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