Emma Blackery

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She used to also have a bit of an American twang to her accent, seems to have given it up recently though
Still doing it on her Pot Noodle video. I've moaned about it before haha, but it is so irksome. Don't understand why she does it, it is totally fake!
 
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Emma Blackery is a funny case because I am from the next town over to her in Essex. She's either the same age as me or a year older or younger, and I was big into the local pop punk/emo gigging scene back in the day but I literally never even was aware of her until like...2015. Just seems very odd given how close knit the whole emo scene in Essex was.

Also her music is terrible and she can't sing. How on Earth is she a recorded artist I will never know.
 
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I truly wonder where this will end for her. I don't see Emma marrying this man, yet she is gullible enough to do so. Making herself look utterly idiotic when it all crashes upon her.
 
I thought her and Jack Sparrow moved up north a while ago? Don’t ask me where I got that from, I thought they lived in Birmingham now for some reason. Maybe she’s picked up a twang?
Because he's from there. Don't know why a pirate would live in the centre of the country. Must be a pain travelling to his pirate ship.
 
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Probably 🤷🏻‍♀️ I know absolutely nothing about him other than he needs a haircut and a deep clean. Makes sense they’d move if he’s from there then. Houses are cheaper up north.
It's where "his" band is based.
Yeah all you need to know about him is that hair and he's a cheater. And he's probably itching for everything to open again so he can go out and cheat 😁
 
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Is she a bit short on money?
Being that last year in the middle of the pandemic she was posting about how “supporting artists costs next to nothing” and buying £600 skirts tit, I would say she’s quite rich but pretends to be skint to be “relatable”.

Also lmao she’s really shitting out the 2014 ‘story time’ videos lately ain’t she. Her fake American accent does my head in. You’re from Essex, you daft cow.
 
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Being that last year in the middle of the pandemic she was posting about how “supporting artists costs next to nothing” and buying £600 skirts tit, I would say she’s quite rich but pretends to be skint to be “relatable”.

Also lmao she’s really shitting out the 2014 ‘story time’ videos lately ain’t she. Her fake American accent does my head in. You’re from Essex, you daft cow.
The fact that she made a massive deal about spending “all her savings” on her album in 2018 and made a loss where she was worried about being able to pay bills, yet still has over £100,000 in the bank is laughable. She’s delusional.
 
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The fact that she made a massive deal about spending “all her savings” on her album in 2018 and made a loss where she was worried about being able to pay bills, yet still has over £100,000 in the bank is laughable. She’s delusional.
does she ACTUALLY have 100 000 quid int he bank though?
Like, from WHAT?
Her album didn't do well nor did her small tours.

There's actual SUCCESSFUL, famous bands who are "hurting" and I'm to believe this chick isn't?
That's quite shocking.

That terrible video she made though with the car and such, the company she hired, on their website, their prices START at like 2000 quid for lower end production, so she must have some cash!
 
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Why on earth spend 2k on a music video when everything else you’d ever put out flops? She’s mental
 
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Jesus Christ, how many bleeping videos does she wanna post this week? Girl must be desperate for some cash
 
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Latest video: "Emma's Tips For a Good Night's Sleep"

Thrilling content.

It's not 2014 anymore, and loads of crappy video storytimes isn't going to help your image as a "musician" either.
 
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She’s honestly trying so hard to stay relevant…

Her music is average and nothing special. How many songs does she have about the haterzzz…

Her videos are clearly desperate attempts to keep YouTube as an option
 
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Did anyone else see her North Korea video? It was so bizarre. Real white person saviour vibes and how she can't be the voice of the North Korean people now. It was so narcissistic.
 
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Oh yeah like she has some saviour complex.

Wonder if she’s gunna try and tie the boyfriend down at any point. Not that it’ll stop him, allegedly emma was the other woman.
 
Look at the number of views on her last videos (even collectively. Also, 16 days of videos in a row!!) and compare it to her subscriber count
 
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