Emily Clarkson (em_clarkson)

[cee-bee]

You mean Kitty?

id sooner quit and throw up on the floor than work for a company that rehabilitates the image of a man with multiple allegations of CSA against him. Court case or not.

In a news piece talking about Piers Morgan’s new tv show;

"I think the idea of the show is something that's hopefully beneficial, calling out this idea of cancel culture and unpicking it because it's certainly having a very negative impact on the reputation of celebrities."
Alex Andrew is an Account Director of Reputation at The PHA Group”

yeh god forbid awful celebs might have to endure a public reaction to their awfulness. No wonder em likes him, he comes across as vile as her

 

[replace32titles]

Well, that's interesting given that his father-in-law-to-be had a well-documented and very public feud with Morgan.

 

[hellogrrrl]

Omg I thought you guys were joking because Em had been such a car crash recently. He’s giving me even more of the ick now

 

[petitspois]

That's not how they met is it? was he hired to help when Jeremy lamped the guy in the Top Gear crew?

 

[cee-bee]

That's not how they met is it? was he hired to help when Jeremy lamped the guy in the Top Gear crew?

I wondered the same!

imagine being invited out to socialise with that group:

“meet Jeremy Clarkson, he got fired from his job for assaulting and racially abusing a subordinate to him! It’s all in the past now though don’t you know, he has a wholesome farm so it’s all ok now…

then we have Jez’s girlfriend Lisa. Lisa you must tell us what it was like to be married into the Thyssen family with Nazi connections? I bet that was a real hoot at dinner parties!

Then we have Jeremy’s daughter Em. Em has fortunately inherited her fathers disdain for education and has chosen the oath of ignorance in life. She’s hypocritical and proud don’t you know? One day she’s about female empowerment the ex day it’s a fast fashion #ad! So many fingers in so many pies. What a trooper.

last but not least we have Em’s fiancé, Alex. Alex please tell us all about how your company defended one of the UK’s most prominent alleged child abusers? Were you directly involved with that or indirectly involved with rehabilitating his image? I bet Jez has given you lots of pointers on that front!”

lovely bunch of people

 

[Somersetvibes]

That's not how they met is it? was he hired to help when Jeremy lamped the guy in the Top Gear crew?

Nah. She's shared images of them about 10 years ago.
Think he was the first/only desperate enough to date her

 

[horsey1234]

Her new post: “feeling guilty for time off”. Time off from doing what exactly?

 

[Somersetvibes]

Her new post: “feeling guilty for time off”. Time off from doing what exactly?

Time off from prancing about her kitchen, banging on about symprove and getting into arguments with herself.

 

[cee-bee]

Time off from prancing about her kitchen, banging on about symprove and getting into arguments with herself.

I must say, the world has been a darker place having had to go, what is it now? A week? Without her dancing in her kitchen being so ReLaTaBle. Remember that time her undies snapped? So hilarious, such a quirky spontaneous moment, she’s just one of our mates isn’t she? And no selfies in her #gifted clothing. Oh wait no, we’ve been treated to a few hundred of those to keep us going through these dark, unenlightened times.

enjoy your holiday Em, please don’t feel guilty. We are coping without your inspirational “work”, just about.

 

[dazzling_keys]

The girl needs to use sunscreen.

 

[barryjones]

Yeah ouch. She looks burned to duck, not a good look.

Also I’m all for body positivity but it’s a lot easier to ‘accept’ your body when you’re slim, white, rich, able bodied and have a body type that is typically sought after, so to speak.
Like she contorts herself to create those rolls and it does my head in. Stop creating problems that you can yell at us to just ‘love yourself!!’ about.

 

[JulesC]

OK I’ve definitely got the ick with her now. The thing that sealed the deal was I imagined what it would be like to hang out with her, she would be so annoying

Didn’t know anything about Alex, sounds like a nasty bastard - she’s obviously chosen to be with someone like her dad

 

[fallenwinchester5]

I don’t mean to be rude and I don’t want to body shame, but what curves? She’s petite…

 

[aidil]

Sick of her trying to make out she’s some martyr for women with curves etc when she’s just a slim, blonde, white influencer like everyone else. No amount of “relatable” content distracts from that, Em.

 

[cee-bee]

Yeah ouch. She looks burned to duck, not a good look.

Also I’m all for body positivity but it’s a lot easier to ‘accept’ your body when you’re slim, white, rich, able bodied and have a body type that is typically sought after, so to speak.
Like she contorts herself to create those rolls and it does my head in. Stop creating problems that you can yell at us to just ‘love yourself!!’ about.

its so patronising. It’s like she’s hijacking the body positive stuff because there’s sweet fa else remotely interesting about her. She’s slim, she has a flat stomach. She’s got a conventionally acceptable body. So what on earth is she preaching about body positivity for? And aren’t women more than the sum of their body parts anyway? Why is it so freaking important to be constantly telling ourselves we love our bodies? Seems pretty shallow to me.

 

[Trixiebum]

its so patronising. It’s like she’s hijacking the body positive stuff because there’s sweet fa else remotely interesting about her. She’s slim, she has a flat stomach. She’s got a conventionally acceptable body. So what on earth is she preaching about body positivity for? And aren’t women more than the sum of their body parts anyway? Why is it so freaking important to be constantly telling ourselves we love our bodies? Seems pretty shallow to me.

Her and Georgie Swallow both drive me mad for this, oh and Katie Budenburg. All have slim bodies and have to contort themselves to look like they have rolls. I actually find it tone-dead and patronising. They don’t know what it’s like to actually feel awful about your body, and may be doing more harm than good

 

[Vixen88]

I guess as somebody who is mid size, it is good to see someone of a smaller size not posing to appear even smaller. But yeah, they’re still slim girls that in regular life can shop where they like and are not judged on their size in the way a larger person is. I’m sure that makes it easy to ‘force’ their belly rolls, knowing they can stand up straight and be slim.

 

[cee-bee]

Has anyone hated themselves enough to force themselves to endure attempted one of the podcast episodes?

Em sounds EXACTLY like I’d I’ve imagined her too. Loud and difficult to listen to, self absorbed, ranty, interrupts Alex because obvs the stuff Em has to say is more important than anything else

there was a review that said;

“What happens when two bored, privileged and uninformed white people decide to make a podcast and treat meaningless trivial rubbish as life and death”

which feels pretty spot on

 

[JulesC]

Has anyone hated themselves enough to force themselves to endure attempted one of the podcast episodes?

Em sounds EXACTLY like I’d I’ve imagined her too. Loud and difficult to listen to, self absorbed, ranty, interrupts Alex because obvs the stuff Em has to say is more important than anything else

there was a review that said;

“What happens when two bored, privileged and uninformed white people decide to make a podcast and treat meaningless trivial rubbish as life and death”

which feels pretty spot on

Haven’t brought myself to listen yet (well done for managing it) but that’s exactly how I imagine it as well. I don’t often listen to her stories with sound on because I do find her voice annoying so not sure I could take a podcast

 

[cee-bee]

Haven’t brought myself to listen yet (well done for managing it) but that’s exactly how I imagine it as well. I don’t often listen to her stories with sound on because I do find her voice annoying so not sure I could take a podcast

I wouldn’t recommend and I’m probably going to leave a review.

They are pushing the death of out this podcast and I honestly think it’s a money thing. I’m guessing it’s a source of income for them because they relentlessly plug it and its just not that good.

I listen to a lot of history podcasts run by experts in their fields. Not only are they experts but they are great at delivering and presenting the content. Em and to a lesser extent, Alex, appear so juvenile. Mayb that’s the audience they are catering to. Impressionable young women they can address their tumblr version of feminism at, because it’s easy to deliver in chirpy sound bites and doesn’t require too much critical thinking