I wish her mother had had some fanny soap.
I also wish she could receive a backdated invoice from the NHS for all the money that’s been spent on her and her offspring. You can’t put a financial value on the kindness and compassion that she’d have hoovered up like the parasitic sponge that she is. Ungrateful and undeserving and needs to be stopped.
I think Ellie we need to see a letter from you to your GP asking for you and your children to be de-registered from the NHS as you believe they are a damaging institution, and you intend to be non recipients of any kind of assistance from them either now or in the future. You’re going to rely on boiled seaweed and pork injections from now on.
Do it, you know you love a ‘legal’ letter, and we do love reading them.