SUCH a bleeping tryhard. You nailed it, Bethanne.
I hope she threw that poor little under limit fish back in the water right after her precious "proof of fishing" photo was taken. You touched a fish. OK.
And the thought of wearing a light-colored light sweater while fishing?! What a poseur. She always trusts she can just buy or lie her way into an identity. Seattle local, country music and bbq aficionado, "practicing lawyer", Rick frugal lifestyle enthusiast, "jewelry designer", it just goes on and on. Remember when she bought that overpriced Coach sweater with the T-Rex on it and she was like, "YOU GUYYZZ, MY MOM UTHED TO TAKE ME TO THE NATURAL HITHTORY MUTHEUM WHEN I WAS A KID. ALL THE TIME!!! I'M REALLY INTO DINOSAURS." Just to justify her spending and fleeting interest of the moment (always man or purchase motivated). For some reason this makes me picture a little girl screaming her made-up rules from the top of a playground structure, mostly ignored by the other children playing happily below.
What prospective friend or man -or friends/family members of man- wouldn't see through her immaturity and outrageous vanity? She is disgusting.
I just said she was disgusting, but the world is filled with people who are disgusting in the ways that Elle is (con artists, greedy, liars, inconsiderate).
So I have to ask myself, why do I pay any attention to her after all these years? I think it's that she's a fool, in the classic, timeless sense of the word.
She's a fool.
And she'll never buy or lie her way out of being ridiculous. As long as she's making a spectacle of herself, we get some free cringe-watch entertainment.