I think conor would be more olive if he wasn't so ill looking lol
Elle Darby #33 In a unitard edited to high heaven, first trip to car park for Saint Seven
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Hey Angle
It’s common knowledge that Con and his ancestors originate from Transylvania
Agreed, it baffles me how one can be so Olive skinned but still look pasty
He’s very greyAgreed, it baffles me how one can be so Olive skinned but still look pasty
Sorry if this has already been posted but reminded me that poor child and his world of beige 
It's true. His Great Uncle was Count Duckula.Hey Angle
It’s common knowledge that Con and his ancestors originate from Transylvania
It’s so common now with influencersSorry if this has already been posted but reminded me that poor child and his world of beige
I’m surprised any of their children actually know what colour is
You will probably find that it’s the filter she is using
Ducky booos has evolved into Angellll boooos
I'm finding it hilarious that Elle is trying to keep up with the same lovely colour as her new born we know it doesn't come from you hun
I've yet to see a baby that shade of RonsealI'm finding it hilarious that Elle is trying to keep up with the same lovely colour as her new born we know it doesn't come from you hun
(Unless you're a Footballers Wives OG viewer and remember the time HRH Tanya Turner swapped babies and fake tanned one of them...
)Giles (Elle's Fraudster Father) was born in India, but think that was because his Dad was a Diplomat
Omg did she actually!I've yet to see a baby that shade of Ronseal
(Unless you're a Footballers Wives OG viewer and remember the time HRH Tanya Turner swapped babies and fake tanned one of them...
“Right… Pack it in the lot of ya’s
Pack it up, Pack it in, Let me beginWe came to sl*g Belly off, that’s a win
We won’t ever shut up, Elle you better back up
Try and gossip about her and the whole Anglez crew’ll act up…
Get up, get out, Anglez throw their hands up
If you’ve got the ravey feeling jump to another thread please…
… We came to gossip, we came to gossip, so get off the thread and move around…
*i’ll not quit my dayjob, don’t worry
Jump around!
We came to sl*g Belly off, that’s a win
We won’t ever shut up, Elle you better back up
Try and gossip about her and the whole Anglez crew’ll act up…
Get up, get out, Anglez throw their hands up
If you’ve got the ravey feeling jump to another thread please…
… We came to gossip, we came to gossip, so get off the thread and move around…
*i’ll not quit my dayjob, don’t worry
Jump around!
Jump up, jump up and get down!
Nooo please quit your day job! Like asap please
We came to sl*g Belly off, that’s a win
We won’t ever shut up, Elle you better back up
Try and gossip about her and the whole Anglez crew’ll act up…
Get up, get out, Anglez throw their hands up
If you’ve got the ravey feeling jump to another thread please…
… We came to gossip, we came to gossip, so get off the thread and move around…
*i’ll not quit my dayjob, don’t worry
(I’ll be your agent
) I’ve got so many content ideas lined up for u already,Are u up for having a baby soon though or is that a no-no??
We can just stick to the beige makeover for now actually and I’ll see if Con-pire has a single bat-mate for u so we can get the #couplegoals #fairytaleromance birthing ball rolling
I (just like The Swifts) “won’t take a cut from the company earnings” though,We’ll make enough money off the devils I’m sure
No pressure boo
Swipe up to let me know. Ad My OWN brand
(Smuggg)WHERE DO I SIGN UPNooo please quit your day job! Like asap please
(I’ll be your agent
I’ve got so many content ideas lined up for u already,Are u up for having a baby soon though or is that a no-no??
We can just stick to the beige makeover for now actually and I’ll see if Con-pire has a single bat-mate for u so we can get the #couplegoals #fairytaleromance birthing ball rolling
I (just like The Swifts) “won’t take a cut from the company earnings” though,We’ll make enough money off the devils I’m sure
No pressure boo
Ad My OWN brand
PR package in the post 
For now I just want u to start studying other influencers because I need u to be just like them and copy everything ok.
The way u talk,dress,act,things u buy,your decor,your morals.Cloning is step 1
I was just coming here to post the same thingSorry if this has already been posted but reminded me that poor child and his world of beige
I think he's just jaundice. My DD looked really olive skinned until about 7 weeks when the jaundice left and now she's just pale
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