Elle Darby #33 In a unitard edited to high heaven, first trip to car park for Saint Seven

[HolymolyMeohmy]

I’ve just spoken with my friend who did a nurses hair who actually help deliver Elle’s baby… apparently she demanded a private room to be away from other mums and didn’t want to mix with others and asked to use the back doors as she was worried about paparazzi!

Omggggg my best friends mum's cousins dog is an emotional support dog in bath RUH and he told me that Elle wouldn't let any staff in the room unless they entered with a mcvitie biscuit and swore allegiance to the Angelle collection. He said that she was forcing people to buy her romper in order to enter her room.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Oh DROP ME OUTTTTT!!

So many Gullible Glendas on this thread! The original poster was also the one that told us they'd seen Connor on a night out in Bath when Elle was heavily pregnant at home. No way was that true, the furthest she would've let him go at that point would've been to the front door to greet the Deliveroo driver.

And as for Paparazzi.... not even Gleam could convince a photographer to stand outside the hospital snapping a couple of non-entites taking their newborn home.

The only time Elle is ever asked for an autograph is when she has to sign the Hermes delivery drivers device for her begged for #gifted freebies.

 

[jawidjanqndn]

is shrek holding the baby? is or con just in early stages of decomposition

 

[Wophie]

agreed I had a true reflux baby’s projectile vomited nearly every feed for about 2 monthsit was heartbreaking

But we don't know that this isn't what Saint is like???

I'll get moaned at for this, but just because your child may have had severe reflux doesn't mean that a milder case isn't really hard to handle.
I'm speaking from someone who's daughter had bad reflux.

 

[AC_23]

I hope your friends client understands about information governance and patient confidentiality. Might not be medical information but she would get a slap on the wrist for sharing that information, especially naming the patient. Unless it’s a lie

 

[Beee]

Conman trying to make out he’s a busy, hardworking guy

A page from his ‘work’ diary
Instagram check
Selfies with Sainty check
Make a cup of tea check
HOMEgym UPPERbody only () workout check
Selfies in the mirror check
Instagram check
Walk dogs check
“Photoshoot” check
McDonald’s drive through check
Instagram check
Ask myself some Q&A’s and don’t use spellcheck check
Look out at the garden,think about collecting poo,Don’t. check
Ask Elle to buy me something check
Keep out of sunlight check
Instagram check
Collect take away from the door check Instagram check
PlayStation 5 check

🥱 Hard days work done,Time for bed

 

[Winners_Song]

The mystery for me is how the black unitard was chosen as something you’d want to be seen in? A strange stretchy swimming costume/porn set/wrestling singlet/camel munch/breast poppin hybrid?

 

[areyoujoking]

Ummmmmmm excuse me, I didn’t shame anybody - I asked the question as I was genuinely intrigued as I didn’t know it was a thing!

Fuckin’ell man some sensitive sallies on ‘ere.

The angry ‘my personality is being a mum’ are out in full force on this thread.

 

[Hbirdette]

 

[Disneylifeonly]

The montage video she made of her mum, the point in her pregnancy announcement video where she thanks her mum and sits on her mums swing, her grief video and the moment where she tells Katie about the baby and Katie says she'll be a grandma too and they both just cry, and the post today...
Those are the times where real, honest and vulnerable elle shines through. Where the angel persona fades and the fake mask falls away.
I actually like that Elle. I wish she was that version of herself more.

 

[Unknown1010101x]

Genuinely cannot believe she went out in that unitard.

 

[Seashellsshesells]

Omg guys I was scrolling and this news article came up and I was like "what's conman doing at the Olympics?!"

 

[klady]

 

[longtimelurker86]

The fact that she’s done these videos without a filter (unless I’m mistaken?) and just talking normally and about a really raw subject for her, is actually quite surprising to me. It’s nice to see this side of her - a normal human side - I wish she’d be real more often tbh. She looks so much better just being herself rather than with that awful make up and the awful filters.

 

[longtimelurker86]

Just another thing to shame mothers about i guess..I sit in the back with my 3 year old

Ummmmmmm excuse me, I didn’t shame anybody - I asked the question as I was genuinely intrigued as I didn’t know it was a thing!

Fuckin’ell man some sensitive sallies on ‘ere.

 

[What's your point]

Wow angle at least let the parents exploit the child before you want in on the action... these people are thick as fuck, do they not realise that paedophiles target these sort of profiles?? The pics can end up on all sorts of sick websites !

And they're NOT celebs just a pair of cunts in a RR.

Honestly think 'just a pair of cunts in a RR' should be the thread title for every Elle thread forever.

 

[Whatstheteasis]

Ergh it pisses me off when influencers are like 'im a whole new person... Everything before my baby is just do meaningless and irrelevant'... Probably because you lived a very vapid lifestyle before doing nothing.

God I hope if I'm blessed with kids I'm not like this

I just hate when people prattle on like this because it makes it sound like they’re saying that life is pointless, meaningless & unfulfilling unless you have children which is a total crock of shit

 

[bananabutter]

A divorce doesn’t work with Elle’s perfect life image. She’d take being in a miserable loveless marriage where she portrays a happy life to the world over getting a divorce.

She said in a YouTube video ages ago that cheating is different when you’ve been together a long time and have a family and she understands why her mother didn’t leave after her father had numerous affairs. She said it in front of Connor as well so she’s basically given him a free pass

 

[mcgee]

Wish Elle would realise that this more natural look is so much nicer and so much more flattering on her on than the over the top unitard wearing, real housewives wannabe look she usually goes for.

She probably has the comment in her head of when she was doing the try on video and conman mentioned her looking like a mum in a looser outfit but this outfit looks lovely but doubt if she’d post it. She’d rather post an outfit that she’s squeezed herself into and photoshopped to high heaven than just a nice day to day outfit which is sad as she’d come across more relatable posting more of the latter.

 

[klady]

Ok, so last count, we’ve got a nan, a neighbor, a nurse who helped deliver Saint Seven, and a Labradoodle My money’s on the Labradoodle - spot on with the call Labradoodle