Elle Darby #30 Biscuit baby bringing in the cash, Con's in the background having a slash

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Recap:

• Elle dragged out her birth by baiting the angles radio silence for several days.
• She then came on to announce that she was a mum with a blank video/white background video. The video had sound but it was a weird mixture of her baby babbling and Conman taking a slash in the background then flushing the toilet.
• There has been no other update. Her “BFF” Carys is jel and hasn’t acknowledged the birth at all.
• Conman posted a ‘come on England’ post before the football final and then the obligatory ‘baby grabbing finger in black and white’ picture after the birth.
 
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I’m finding Carys’s bitchy post from 3 days ago about dropping negativity and her ignoring Elle’s birth very interesting.

Unless I’ve missed something but she doesn’t seem to have acknowledged it.
 
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I’m finding Carys’s bitchy post from 3 days ago about dropping negativity and her ignoring Elle’s birth very interesting.

Unless I’ve missed something but she doesn’t seem to have acknowledged it.
That’s the only sign of acknowledgment she showed
 
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Influenza's only comment on other Influenza's post to up their own engagement anyway. Does anyone really think Molly Mae Beige or Dani Dyer are that pally with Guntflapellebelly
 
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Put my airpods in and it's definitely a man having a pee and then flushing.......What a truly marvellous way of welcoming baby boy into the world.......Is this the definition of 'wetting the baby's head?'
 
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Fancy recording your fiancé having a pee and sharing it with your 700k followers
 
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If you listen closely to that creepy white screen baby arrival post you can hear Elle shushing and trying to calm the baby. Put the damn camera down, pick up your baby, and comfort him. Stop doing stuff for the gram
 
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I bet Elle is fuming, won’t be dressing baby mcvitie in this, it’s not beige, neutral or part of Angelle collection
 
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that toy aswell! fuck me elle wouldn’t want to be seen dead having that in her house. everything must be beige & aesthetic
baby probably won’t be playing with toys as they clutter the place, he’ll be given beige dulux paint charts to rub together instead
 
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Theirs is black and white but the one you posted is coloured somehow
It came from ConJOB’s story on yesterday. He’s deleted it, though. Probs got yelled at by Elle for posting an actual image of the baby’s hand
 
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