Eleanor Lecocq #4 Eat, Shop, Manhunt

[svdwoodsen]

She used to look good in all her makeup. In the Joe era she looked good enough to turn heads on the street.

Now she just looks old and painted. Its amazing what a couple years of stress will do to someone. I know her plan A was always to trade sex appeal for resources, but she really better think about plans c,d,e,f, etc now.

I think she'll turn the occasional head because she wears too much make up and has huge, pageant hair, and not because she's good looking. She also wears heels to everything and ridiculously tight clothing, which are all things that make people look but not necessarily in a good way. Another poster said it best: "basic at best and takes 45 minutes of heavy makeup application to look decent."

She does look a lot more haggard recently, which I actually sorta understand. It's never fun to have your life turned upside down and her life hasn't been going well recently. She was radiantly happy with her life and Joe and you could tell...it made her better looking in a way because of how happy she was. That being said, she would've had much better time with dating and her career if she was a better person, and I don't mean more plastic surgeries or clothes. Being a decent human being actually matters!

 

[202leda]

They appear and disappear periodically in her videos and photos, which is why I’m convinced she’s definitely had Botox done around that area! Sometimes everything above her nose will be completely smooth and even her forehead wouldn’t move when she makes her expressions and that’s just unnatural. Even babies get lines on their foreheads if they exaggerate their facial expressions.

I can totally see Elle as the dismissive bully type that is condescending or treats someone passive aggressively. Just look at how she talks to her viewers who dare to even slightly question her lies...she’ll either delete the comment, block them, or deflect the question while saying something positive about herself and end her comments with “xx” or a after she makes a rude comment. Eleanor Florence is a nasty piece of work.

The Botox makes sense but I don’t understand how she was able to destroy her skin at only 31. Sure we all age at different rates but her skin looks awful. Can all the makeup, unnecessary skin regimens, and Botox procedures really destroy the skin’s elasticity? I’d say she should see a dermatologist, but I can only imagine her thinking that a North American dermatologist wouldn’t know how to treat European skin.

 

[svdwoodsen]

The Botox makes sense but I don’t understand how she was able to destroy her skin at only 31. Sure we all age at different rates but her skin looks awful. Can all the makeup, unnecessary skin regimens, and Botox procedures really destroy the skin’s elasticity? I’d say she should see a dermatologist, but I can only imagine her thinking that a North American dermatologist wouldn’t know how to treat European skin.

Someone needs to remind Smelley that North America is mostly populated by people of European descent...

I think all that combined with the work she's had done did a lot of damage. Like you said, she's still young at 31 but years of botox/fillers/heavy makeup/unnecessary skin regimes/plastic surgery is a lot for her skin to take together. She also uses AHAs/BHAs really heavily (Esp. that Sunday Riley Good Genes, which is really strong), doesn't seem diligent about sunscreen application, and that much chemical exfoliation is so unnecessary and just damages skin.

 

[Lovely]

European genes

Also bad root canals.

 

[Drasticactions]

She was radiantly happy with her life and Joe and you could tell...it made her better looking in a way because of how happy she was. That being said, she would've had much better time with dating and her career if she was a better person, and I don't mean more plastic surgeries or clothes. Being a decent human being actually matters!

This! Being happy makes people look more attractive, and being a nice person makes you more attractive too. I feel like a lot of girls my age feel that if they look better, are thinner, get lip fillers, get their hooded eyelids fixed, and get a boyfriend their life will magically be better! But that's just not true. You are still the same person on the inside even if you do get married, being able to brag about a husband won't make you happier if you don't like the husband and if he doesn't treat you well. People are so concerned about how it looks to everyone, social media etc that they forget that being happy with how you are is what is important.

Sure I'm glad I had braces as a kid , but whether it is braces or a chin implant, or laser skin stuff you are still the same person on the inside. Having those things done sure might make your life easier but people need to realize that it doesn't change you. If you think "just once I get my lips done I will be happy" you won't because you'll find something else to obsess over.

 

[Katrina_AK_0099]

She used to look good in all her makeup. In the Joe era she looked good enough to turn heads on the street.

I'm of two minds about her makeup/hair. I love her natural hair and light makeup look in Hawaii, but most of time when she gets "done up", it gets so heavy and clown-y. She really needs to transition over to creamier products and less drastic looks, like garish red lips.

 

[poopettemetis]

Ok, so she def still doesn’t have a job, right?! Where the duck is she wearing all this tit too? Also, says the Halogen ponte pants wear well and last, buys a new pair every year.

 

[svdwoodsen]

This! Being happy makes people look more attractive, and being a nice person makes you more attractive too. I feel like a lot of girls my age feel that if they look better, are thinner, get lip fillers, get their hooded eyelids fixed, and get a boyfriend their life will magically be better! But that's just not true. You are still the same person on the inside even if you do get married, being able to brag about a husband won't make you happier if you don't like the husband and if he doesn't treat you well. People are so concerned about how it looks to everyone, social media etc that they forget that being happy with how you are is what is important.

Sure I'm glad I had braces as a kid , but whether it is braces or a chin implant, or laser skin stuff you are still the same person on the inside. Having those things done sure might make your life easier but people need to realize that it doesn't change you. If you think "just once I get my lips done I will be happy" you won't because you'll find something else to obsess over.

I actually think hooded eyes are so beautiful! And almost no one looks better with lip fillers lol. It's almost always fake-looking and a disaster but I digress.

I'm in my late 20s now and lots of my girlfriends who are single are turning to things like botox, plastic surgery, and extreme weight loss because they think their source of unhappiness is due to how they look and the fact that they're single. But actually, it's their attitude towards life that's making them less attractive, and not because they need to lose weight or get anything done! I can't remember the exact quote but I read something that was like "Your face in your teens and 20s is the one you're born with, and your face after 30 is the one you create" and that comes from being kind, having a positive attitude towards life, and not stressing yourself out over every little thing. A great personality and attitude creates a beautiful person!

I'm of two minds about her makeup/hair. I love her natural hair and light makeup look in Hawaii, but most of time when she gets "done up", it gets so heavy and clown-y. She really needs to transition over to creamier products and less drastic looks, like garish red lips.

I like her naturally curly hair! I think it looks a lot better than her pageant curls or when she's aggressively straightening it, only not to wash it for days on end because she doesn't want to re-style again.

 

[Sheepsmeadow]

Here’s the thing: there’s nothing wrong with how Elle looks, including her body. She has imperfections, but so do most people, and she doesn’t stop traffic, but neither does 99.9% of the population on planet earth. The issue is she tries too hard to look “beautiful”, and added to this, she eye-fucks herself in videos that she then uploads for thousands to see. So of course we are going to criticize her looks. And of course no matter how hard she tries, she will fail to impress — an overly done up face or hairstyle never looks good. (Not to mention that she has horrible taste and spends thousands on trying to look good, but that’s beside the point.)

 

[Katrina_AK_0099]

In what universe is this top flattering?!? You could be Naomi Campbell and you'd still look like you're wearing a beach tent. Oh, Elle... sweetie, you look huge in that disaster.

 

[svdwoodsen]

In what universe is this top flattering?!? You could be Naomi Campbell and you'd still look like you're wearing a beach tent. Oh, Elle... sweetie, you look huge in that disaster.

She does have nice ta-tas...they're pretty big! Having them spill out of a beach tent is an odd fashion choice though. That sweater is housemaid in a porno above the boob, handmaid's tale below.

 

[random.handle]

... I can't remember the exact quote but I read something that was like "Your face in your teens and 20s is the one you're born with, and your face after 30 is the one you create" and that comes from being kind, having a positive attitude towards life, and not stressing yourself out over every little thing. A great personality and attitude creates a beautiful person!

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve." It might be attributed to Coco Chanel. Maybe.

 

[svdwoodsen]

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve." It might be attributed to Coco Chanel. Maybe.

This might be it! Thank you!

“Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman." - Elle NEEDS to remember this.

 

[Behindthescreens]

Sorry I didn't explain well, in red dwarf they use smeg as an insult/swear word. there is no presence of smeg appliances ,though they do have talking toasters and vending machines

That's ok.

She does have nice ta-tas...they're pretty big! Having them spill out of a beach tent is an odd fashion choice though. That sweater is housemaid in a porno above the boob, handmaid's tale below.

Sounds like something Oliver, of Crazy Rich Asians, would say. "2 girls, 1 cup of noodles!"

 

[svdwoodsen]

Sounds like something Oliver, of Crazy Rich Asians, would say. "2 girls, 1 cup of noodles!"

"You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus" is still one of my favorite quotes.

 

[Behindthescreens]

Another poster said it best: "basic at best and takes 45 minutes of heavy makeup application to look decent."

I vote for a variation on this for our next title: "Elleanor Florence Leqock (or whatever): Basic at Best and a Pound of Makeup to Look Decent."

 

[notsoposh]

Here’s the thing: there’s nothing wrong with how Elle looks, including her body. She has imperfections, but so do most people, and she doesn’t stop traffic, but neither does 99.9% of the population on planet earth. The issue is she tries too hard to look “beautiful”, and added to this, she eye-fucks herself in videos that she then uploads for thousands to see. So of course we are going to criticize her looks. And of course no matter how hard she tries, she will fail to impress — an overly done up face or hairstyle never looks good. (Not to mention that she has horrible taste and spends thousands on trying to look good, but that’s beside the point.)

That’s the thing with her, according to her she’s some princess waiting for her prince. Not some 30+ year old without a job, in a city with no backing, stringing fake pearls.
Her try-ons are cringe level max. She usually struts around like she’s in some Disney movie and a romantic song is playing in the background

 

[greenbear]

She does have nice ta-tas...they're pretty big! Having them spill out of a beach tent is an odd fashion choice though. That sweater is housemaid in a porno above the boob, handmaid's tale below.

you think?? i think she would be pretty flat if it wasn't for push up bra, she aint no Ginette

 

[svdwoodsen]

you think?? i think she would be pretty flat if it wasn't for push up bra, she aint no Ginette

Well, I'm a 32C usually and a 32B when I lose a few pounds (which if you ladies know anything about band size...means I can regularly walk around with no bra on and no one would bat an eye) so they look pretty big to me. But maybe I'm just too flat so the other ladies will have to chime in.

 

[Behindthescreens]

I'm a 3

Well, I'm a 32C usually and a 32B when I lose a few pounds (which if you ladies know anything about band size...means I can regularly walk around with no bra on and no one would bat an eye) so they look pretty big to me. But maybe I'm just too flat so the other ladies will have to chime in.

I'm a 30D naturally, and guessing by how her low-cut dresses lay, I'm thinking she uses a push-up bra sometimes.