Eleanor Florence Lecocq #10 Cummings and Goings of the Super Leg-Spreader of Seattle

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I posted this in the Chase Amie threat but Queen Letizia of Spain often wears a Coach bag to go to various meetings. She looks amazing, as usual (as she does when she wears her Zara dresses). I don't know why Elle needs YSL bags for her "lawyer" job. I think people only respect Letizia more - people online are saying Letizia is a credit to her husband, a good mother, role model, consort, etc...

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I LOVE my coach bags!
 
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I LOVE my coach bags!
I mentioned this a while back, but there's this relatively new young Youtuber called Samantha Guerrero from Toronto. She dresses in a very work appropriate style and gives off early Elle vibes. (but way more stylish) Anyways - she wears a Coach bag and makes it look far more expensive than Elle's Chanels.

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0:30 seconds into the NASHVILLE VLOG and Elle trying to suck in air through a membrane of phlegm coating her throat literally made my stomach turn 🤢
...and then at 5:10 she’s amazed that the TN WWII Memoral granite globe weighs 18,000 TONS. She’s such an idiot. How does saying something like that not cross her mind as maybe slightly off? 18,000 tons is 36 MILLION pounds.
People like her who have never used their minds for critical thinking, only having memorized textbooks to regurgitate onto test papers, can’t grasp ballpark estimations and orders of magnitudes. Which is an indication of how she can spew “I’ve worked a full time job and bought everything I brag about” and actually think that we would all believe it. When in fact, with just a bit of critical thinking and some rough estimating, we all know that’s impossible / pure bullshit. She doesn’t have that mental ability to gut-check her own claims for plausibility.

LOL at 4:13 when “Wreck” trots up the Husk restaurant steps with his bow-legs and Crocodie Dundee getup.

Her vlogs with him are full of entertainment.
 
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I love that she calls him Wreck. He would indeed wreck her life 😈

Who am I kidding, Eleanor Lecocq’s own actions have led to the current state of her life. But Rick helped accelerate the trainwreck.

I was reading through some of the older posts and in case anyone is still unsure about where Smelle moved to, it’s 100% Ginette‘s rental townhouse on Bainbridge island. Another Tattler posted this originally so I can’t take the credit but look at layout of this listing (particularly the kitchen and upstairs guest bedroom), the stairs, and red exterior in the background and how it matches everything in Smelle’s most recent vlogmas. It looks like Smelle lives in that townhouse complex.

 
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But she’s such a hard worker guysssssss. And her situation right now is JUST BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. ITS NOT HER FAULT. She moved in January? If she was paying attention to global news JUST A SMIDGE, she would have seen the pandemic coming from a mile away. Maybe not as catastrophic as it’s been in America thanks to such great leadership the last four years, but she would have known it probably wasn’t the best time to pack ass and haul across the country. She’s an idiot. Reiterating what you’ve said above, the fact that she’s moving into her third apartment in Seattle DURING A PANDEMIC evidences the privilege she does have. If she wanted to use that privilege to find a real job or study for the bar as become an actual lawyer again, she could be making good use of this time. Instead, she’s still a bumbling idiot with no direction in life. Also side note - in one of her “law school vlogs” she talks about how she went to law school in England and thought that since she was learning the same legal system that Canada has, she’d be able to move back home and just start practicing. She didn’t realize she’d have to take multiple certification exams. I’m sorry. You didn’t research that before you went to law school in a different country than the one you planned to practice in?? And it’s so resemblant of her idiotic idea that “well America and Canada are both common law legal systems so I should be able to just walk into practice in Seattle” she has not learned from past mistakes and will never learn. This will be harsh but Elle I’m sorry, you’re a lost cause.
 
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Her hard work probably means having and maintaining certain birth rights 🤣.

I wonder which area(s) of law that she specialises in and who her clients are? Who will trust her professional legal advice?

Clients don’t care if you wear Chanel or Coach. All they care is how to achieve the best results with the best value for money, interests/profits and risks.

A junior lawyer with a Chanel is unlikely to be treated more seriously than a partner-level senior lawyer with a Coach. It is SO MUCH more than just the looks.
 
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But she’s such a hard worker guysssssss. And her situation right now is JUST BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. ITS NOT HER FAULT. She moved in January? If she was paying attention to global news JUST A SMIDGE, she would have seen the pandemic coming from a mile away. Maybe not as catastrophic as it’s been in America thanks to such great leadership the last four years, but she would have known it probably wasn’t the best time to pack ass and haul across the country. She’s an idiot. Reiterating what you’ve said above, the fact that she’s moving into her third apartment in Seattle DURING A PANDEMIC evidences the privilege she does have. If she wanted to use that privilege to find a real job or study for the bar as become an actual lawyer again, she could be making good use of this time. Instead, she’s still a bumbling idiot with no direction in life. Also side note - in one of her “law school vlogs” she talks about how she went to law school in England and thought that since she was learning the same legal system that Canada has, she’d be able to move back home and just start practicing. She didn’t realize she’d have to take multiple certification exams. I’m sorry. You didn’t research that before you went to law school in a different country than the one you planned to practice in?? And it’s so resemblant of her idiotic idea that “well America and Canada are both common law legal systems so I should be able to just walk into practice in Seattle” she has not learned from past mistakes and will never learn. This will be harsh but Elle I’m sorry, you’re a lost cause.
This is just my speculation but I always thought that she only went to the UK for college because she clearly had no friends in Canada despite growing up here (she admitted herself that she was bullied and no social life all throughout high school) and probably thought she was a wounded, misunderstood, European princess (gag) and thought a change of scenery would magically fix that. But the three years there probably made her realize that real Europeans had zero patience for her BS, and she returned home after graduation for her masters and beyond because at least she could be near Ginette and live in her childhood home during the transition periods. I don't ever recall her college friends visiting her or she mentioning how she stayed in touch with anyone, so I doubt she really had friends there either.
 
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Right? If I needed to hire a lawyer and they were decked out in expensive clothes I wouldn't hire them. I'd assume their judgement is flawed and I wouldn't trust them to do the job correctly. I'd assume they were just in it for the money.

Also I caught the 18000 tons comment too and couldn't believe how dumb she was. I went and googled the WW2 memorial because I was like that can't be true. It is 18000 lbs or 9 tons.
 
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This is just my speculation but I always thought that she only went to the UK for college because she clearly had no friends in Canada despite growing up here (she admitted herself that she was bullied and no social life all throughout high school) and probably thought she was a wounded, misunderstood, European princess (gag) and thought a change of scenery would magically fix that. But the three years there probably made her realize that real Europeans had zero patience for her BS, and she returned home after graduation for her masters and beyond because at least she could be near Ginette and live in her childhood home during the transition periods. I don't ever recall her college friends visiting her or she mentioning how she stayed in touch with anyone, so I doubt she really had friends there either.

I think a big part of it was that she could get a legal degree as a first entry program. Here, she would have had to complete a BA and THEN go to law school (and then her masters?) She wanted the immediate prestige without the hard work of doing two (or three) degrees to call herself a lawyer. Further to what everyone was saying earlier, at least at MFDA she could say she worked. I don't think any of us have seen any indication that she has ever had to work hard. But plenty of people work Elle, this doesn't set you apart from anyone.
 
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This all just hits a chord with me because my first firm I worked with out of law school was terrible. Not bad like New York or Atlanta firms where they don’t care if you live or die but objectively, people in the city know the firm is collapsing because of its poor structure. And I would complain to my friend about the firm and she’d say “you’re lucky you have a job” and I’d get so pissed off because they didn’t pick my name out of the phone book and offer me a job. I worked hard on college and then law school, got very good grades and that’s how I got my job. My friend played around in law school and that’s why she didn’t have one. It would frustrate me so much. So it’s grating to hear Elle talk about how hard she does work when we know. We know you don’t!
 
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Right? If I needed to hire a lawyer and they were decked out in expensive clothes I wouldn't hire them. I'd assume their judgement is flawed and I wouldn't trust them to do the job correctly. I'd assume they were just in it for the money.

Also I caught the 18000 tons comment too and couldn't believe how dumb she was. I went and googled the WW2 memorial because I was like that can't be true. It is 18000 lbs or 9 tons.
Lawyers do and can dress well. Famous examples include Amal Clooney and Baroness Shackleton of Belgravia.

The legal profession, is like many other professions, values experience. In Smelle’s case, no designer bags/clothes can make up for her lack of actual lawyering experience.
 
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I think a big part of it was that she could get a legal degree as a first entry program. Here, she would have had to complete a BA and THEN go to law school (and then her masters?) She wanted the immediate prestige without the hard work of doing two (or three) degrees to call herself a lawyer. Further to what everyone was saying earlier, at least at MFDA she could say she worked. I don't think any of us have seen any indication that she has ever had to work hard. But plenty of people work Elle, this doesn't set you apart from anyone.
This is a good point! I’m not convinced she would’ve gotten into a good law school, given she’s never even taken the LSAT and it only gets more competitive after you get in. She also managed to do her combined undergraduate and one year masters in a span of four years, which is the length of a normal undergraduate degree here so she missed out on at least three years of schooling. Sounds a bit lazy to me if she was intending to practice here in North America.
 
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My hunch is that Elle thought she'd meet a rich British boy while in school and stay after graduating. She's desperate enough for marriage and so unrealistic in her expectations that it's easy to imagine that Elle's school decision were based on getting her MRS.
 
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She was planning to marry this kinda guy! 🤣
Hahaha PROFESSIONAL ATTORNEY and LAW PROFESSOR. She couldn’t accept who he really was, so she always embellished his below-average accomplishments. If I were him, I’d be upset that my fiancée keeps trying to make me sound more appealing, as if I’m not good enough as is. Luckily he was the male version of Elle and also embellished everything so they just performed purely for our entertainment like a pair of sad clowns 😂
 
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Speaking of Rick, he's covering up his plate number but fails to realize the plate number is also on the registration sticker too

He's just as dumb as Elle :ROFLMAO: depending on the state he just gave us his Bday too. At least in Ohio your DOB is the date your tags expire.
 
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Speaking of Rick, he's covering up his plate number but fails to realize the plate number is also on the registration sticker too

He's just as dumb as Elle :ROFLMAO: depending on the state he just gave us his Bday too. At least in Ohio your DOB is the date your tags expire.
Elle: “I have internet stalkers so please don’t read the dozens of pages of gossip about me.”

Also Elle: Does home tours and “modelling” shots where the exterior of her building and view from her windows are clearly visible. Posts Instagram stories where her home address is clearly shown in her tabs.

These two are truly two peas in the same pod.
 
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