Downing Street Men

[Renegadedancer]

Ladies, ladies. Just home from possibly my saddest, longest shift of 20 years of nursing (week 8 of lockdown and family waving goodbye to residents through the window - non covid I hasten to add), grabbed my wine and pringles and ready to relax with my favourite tattle thread, only to find I have 37 extra pages to catch up on, all about my favourite men of the moment. Good work and thanks in advance for the laughs
P.S. After the day I've had, Chris Witty is all mine tonight please

Bless you, sounds awful. You are doing a wonderful job. Leave the real world for a while and enjoy the tattle on here. You can have first dibs tonight, it’s only fair.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I've just discovered a channel called BBC Parliament. I've favourited it, I'll blame that on my 4 year old if found out.

 

[coconochanel]

Came for the corona thread, stayed for the Downing Street honeys.

Downing street honeys I like that lets all put that on a tshirt with our fav man on the back.

 

[cushtybert]

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In there red folders is the print outs of this thread....fact

New thread name, Downing St Men verses Downing St Honeys

 

[coconochanel]

Raab would send dick pics

And Boris would text the wrong person.

 

[RishiDishi]

I’d bum rishi all day

 

[Renegadedancer]

Mummy....’who is platypusfattypus’ ? Yes really.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Wait til today's briefing, the temperature will shoot up

As long as it’s not Gove, otherwise Rigor Mortis will set in

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Raab would take me out for a meal, but we'd have to leave just after starter because the lust would be too much. We'd totally do it in an ally.

I have a filthy answer and a clean one

Spill

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I'm not going anywhere, Raab and his fucking lovely kitchen are all I need

 

[Sassysaz]

Raab is definitely a 90’s raver he would be listening to prodigy smack your bitch up flaring his nostrils at you.

 

[Globe]

I've had a crap day and this thread has totally cheered me up

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I've changed my avatar in celebration

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I want less chat and more action from Rishi

The news is on..hubby asking why I'm so interested in the economy

 

[cushtybert]

I love Joop! I never smell aftershave anymore; my husband’s got a beard and I work from home.

What an entertaining thread! Am going to have to pay much more attention as am a bit vague about who all of these aforementioned are.

Trust me it’s a whole new way of looking at the news and brings light into the dark times at the moment.

Not sure about Whitty but Hancock is def an escape room kinda guy

I’m pretty sure Whittys got a red room...... it would be so clean!

 

[Renegadedancer]

I think they are messing with my mind, not one, they couldn’t even wheel one of them out, for us. Where are they? Doing a bread shop?

 

[LemonPledge]

Just checking in to see if anyone’s developed a crush on Matt Hancock or am I still alone

I think my allegiances are leaning towards Matt after finding out that Rishi is the same height as me So I will join on you on the Matt bench (from a 2 meter distance)

 

[cushtybert]

crotch shorts shot for you Raab fans, not a patch on Whitty

 

[Boredofthegram]

No I dont want to have sex with him just hug him.

Hug me coconochanel

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Rishi fan club here , everyone welcome. I’m hoping nobody mentions Corbyn. Just saying, not sure I would be comfortable with that.

During the 2017 General Election was a thread on Mumsnet where loads of women claimed they fancied Corbyn. But no, just no. Sir Keir on the other hand is very dashing, im a bit in awe of him.

Though the hottest politician has to President Macron of France. He properly gives me the fanny gallops