Downing Street Men

[Platypusfattypus]

I doubt Rishi will be there, he’s still hung over from his 40th celebrations with @coconochanel.

I bet she's still got £50 notes attached to her arse

I've just confessed my Raab obsession to my bestie and she sent me a picture of him holding a carrot. That's why she's my bestie

 

[LemonPledge]

Popbitch newsletter is always a goldmine for Gove gossip; he's quite the catch

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Raab's voice is the best. It makes my vagina sit up and take notice

By take notice I mean beg

 

[coconochanel]

While your all on premier inn hotel beds, Rishi would let me lay on a bed covered in £50 notes in the savoy.

 

[cushtybert]

 

[Renegadedancer]

Breakfast for the famous five

Rishi - smoked salmon and earl grey tea
Whitty - kippers
Boris - Mars bar
Raab - A threesome
Hancock - Marmite on toast

 

[SpellingBea]

LOVE this thread! I asked a question at the conservative leadership debate last year - almost squealed when Jeremy Hunt said my name as part of his answer and stared at me even after he’d finished responding! Also Dominic Raab‘s stare is very very hypnotising. Was a VERY exciting afternoon

 

[coconochanel]

I mean I dont want to blow my own trumpet but this could be the best thread Ive ever started.

 

[cushtybert]

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I think Matt would catch feelings though

 

[Boredofthegram]

I mean I dont want to blow my own trumpet but this could be the best thread Ive ever started.

Came for the corona thread, stayed for the Downing Street honeys.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Morning. I hardly slept last night, kept waking up. Must have been all the excitement last night. Then had to get up at 5:30 with my sadistic child. Planning a day of parental neglect and ceebeebies so I can lounge on the sofa and prepare myself for 5pm and some parliament perving.

Cinnamon buns, got to love a pastry based dream.

 

[Renegadedancer]

While your all on premier inn hotel beds, Rishi would let me lay on a bed covered in £50 notes in the savoy.

Tax payers £50 notes

 

[Falkor]

Boris would still be on Matey, surely? Just like Nanny used to run for him.

 

[coconochanel]

Boris is baggy white boxers

were white but are now off-white with skids.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I want to know what their fave tipple is.

Raab, a good aged malt whisky
Rishi, martini
Hancock, a bottled lager
Boris, flaming sambucas
Whitty, craft beer

I'll always be grateful for rona helping us find each other

 

[coconochanel]

Also Ive changed my mind about sleeping with Boris it put me off when one of you said hes like a overweight sweaty labrador.

 

[Boredofthegram]

I reckon someone’s given them the tip off for this thread and they are enjoying leaving us in suspense. I’m cracking open a bottle of fizz for the occasion tomorrow as it’s bound to be one of them on a Friday wishful thinking

 

[Beckyboo85]

Love this thread - now I’m a Whitty fan but I love him like I might my brother, dog or favourite sweater. Not in a hide the sausage way.

Am I allowed on this thread?

Has lockdown impacted people so much they’d give Boris one? Really - surely it’s a sign of easing restrictions if so!

 

[SpellingBea]

Imagine if they throw us a curveball at tomorrow’s briefing and give us Priti Patel