Downing Street Men

[RachyWoo]

Be still my beating heart!!! My Matt is fan of Larry

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Oh god I'm going all funny now

I wonder will Dominic Raab read brftknr stories like Tom hardy?

I used to watch the bit where Tom Hardy said about getting into bed over and over again. My youngest calls him daddy (because daddy also has a beard, not because I've brainwashed him). But the thought if Raab telling me to go to bed has me hotter then a nandos extra hot

 

[RishiDishi]

Do we have anymore Hancock fans?

Yes I’ll han his cock

 

[Oohthedrama]

is this the best they have to offer. You can create a thread , it might be a bit lonely On there

we have the resident TikTok dancer...

actually credit where it’s due we do have someone doing sign language daily.

or Leo with that hunk of man candy Boris.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Has anyone admitted to fancying the PM

 

[cushtybert]

how tall is Matt?

 

[Boredofthegram]

I've met him. Smelt expensive

Fragrances of the cabinet;
Raab - Tom Ford
Hancock - Lynx Africa
Rishi - something very pricey made exclusively for him
Whitty - old spice
Boris - I don’t imagine him having a scent since he can’t even take care of his hair.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

So...it pans out I live really close to Raab...I've mentioned this before lol....I'm so excited I'll casually stroll about there

 

[Sassysaz]

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I think Raab would say "I've got something that can make it better" and then sulk when told no

Jesus Christ.....
I wondered why the other thread was so bloody quiet.
I've been deprived of a night's worth of shits and giggles because I didn't know this even existed.

You found us in the end though. Welcome to the best thread in the world.

 

[coconochanel]

Has anyone admitted to fancying the PM

I would.

 

[SpellingBea]

if they wheel out some random housing minister or culture minister tomorrow i'm gonna be fuuuumin. fab 5 or nothing at this point!

 

[Alightened]

Well apparently Raab is a black belt in karate (Wikipedia)

Hancock is dyslexic

Whitty has been referred to by Whitehall sources as a very private man who never discusses his personal life.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Bread choices , but I refuse to think about what pissy pants/fingers/clothes is eating.

Rishi - His personal chef will create whatever he fancies
Hancock - Dirty burger from the vans
Boris - whatever he can get from bin raiding
Raaabbbb - Carb free bread
Whitty - Lidl baguette , 22p

 

[Boredofthegram]

Well apparently Raab is a black belt in karate (Wikipedia)

Hancock is dyslexic

Whitty has been referred to by Whitehall sources as a very private man who never discusses his personal life.

I wonder what Whitty gets up to. He’s such an enigma. I LOVE IT

 

[Platypusfattypus]

raab is a tight boxers man I reckon
Hancock is shorts and a white T-shirt
Whitty is for sure checked m&s pjs
Sunak silk short dressing gown

Boris is baggy white boxers

 

[cushtybert]

A crappy text! Rishi would ring you from the other end of his mansion.

Omg I can picture Rishi on a bed of money with a thick gold chain around his neck wearing leopard print tiny wineys

 

[RishiDishi]

Inspired by celebs you shouldn't fancy thread...

What sort of bread would the fab 5 have (And pissy pants too)

Raab- a really long French baguette
Johnson- a floured bap
Whitty- granary loaf
Hancock - hot dog roll
Rishi- Harrods signature sourdough

Pissy pants- stale, semi mouldy bread...needed to kill the germs on his dirty hands

I’m sure someone here would lick Gove’s fingers

 

[FizzyFruits]

Briefing line up - big let down all The good guys must be tied up with us lot ...

 

[RishiDishi]

Morning honeys! Me and Whitty are sharing some porridge at the moment
No weird dreams last night, hopefully something more exciting then making buns tonight, suppose it will depend if one of our fab 5 makes an appearance......jeez it sounds like I'm talking about a new boy band, i suppose they are in some sort of weird way

I’d like some of Whitty’s porridge