Downing Street Men #9

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Oooh I quite like the idea of stylish sex with Rishi!

He’d send a written invitation and expect an RSVP

 

[Platypusfattypus]

She's had a great time here. Sadly though Winston has somehow gotten into the bedroom and chewed through Dom's brown belt and dad jeans. He's not going to be happy, could have sworn I closed the door

 

[Platypusfattypus]

There is a lot of anger towards them for the way they've run the country. All public figures sadly do get trolls but I do think there is justifiable criticism. As beautiful as they are they are not great at their jobs

 

[Platypusfattypus]

All the Hancock honeys are trying to find a plate to offer themselves on.

 

[Boredofthegram]

Back from a long walk in the woods with my son. Now eating a party buffet style lunch (his choice). Lockdown has got me

He’s so happy in Suffolk.

 

[Renegadedancer]

If I was Rishi’s wife I’d be very worried, I wouldn’t want Ulrika sniffing around my husband!

But us lot are fine

If I was Rishi’s wife I’d be very worried, I wouldn’t want Ulrika sniffing around my husband!

Plus Ulrika isn’t looking her best ATM

 

[jo30]

Matt Hancock? They've kidnapped him for you?

I bloody wish!

omg my work mates have gave me the book of 50 shades of grey! And said just think Matt doing naughty stuff lol

@Gym&Tonic

 

[cushtybert]

Some of us have been bombarding Matt with questions on Insta. He does Ask me Anything’s all the time, he’s answered a few. But not the most important one, which is confirming whether or not he has a hairy chest!

He didn’t answer mine about asking for Whittys phone number either

 

[Renegadedancer]

Do you invite people into them. Everyone I know who has one says I should pop round and get in theirs. They are inviting me to have a bath with them essentially

Yes , and then sex. I find it really bizarre.
cone to my house in your swimwear , we can get pissed and act inappropriately.
thank you but no

I'm definately not hot tubbing with Boris and Gove

I’m not hot tubbing with anyone, Gove will just piss in it and Boris will be like a doggy paddling Labrador

PPG likes a hot tub every month, it’s the only time his dick gets a wash

Crusty

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Boris would scribble a note

Do u fancy a shag
Yes. No.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt definitely knows. I’m sure of it, I bet he’s scrolling through this thread now Whilst on his way to ‘Suffolk’.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Finally managed to upload a pic of me and my guy

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

No it probably lies I don't believe it

he looks like the sort who likes to dress up as an adult baby - maybe mrs Hancock just isn’t into the kink

 

[coconochanel]

Maybe the chef at the ritz was too busy to make a sandwich

Yes I didnt have time to pop in Fortnum's and pick up his lunch so he had to go to Pret poor bugger.

 

[cushtybert]

Oh for FFS! It’s happened again!!

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I’m so getting a ban soon

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Id love to ask him a question but can’t trust myself not to be smutty.

DO IT!!!!!!!!!

Me and Whitty are keeping healthy so we’ve gone for a little run to pass the time
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Look at that smile on his face, what have you promised him of he catches you?

 

[Platypusfattypus]

He’s very intense when he speak isn’t he?

Salut Dom
Je voulais juste vous faire savoir que vous êtes un salaud sexy complet et j'adorerais jouer "cacher la saucisse" sur votre grand bureau. J'ai plein de cachettes.

Toujours a vous
Ornithorynque



I had to use Google translate as all I can say is "Un kilo de fromage s'il vous plaît"

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I was thinking a bit more like

Jesus that's posted bigger then I thought

 

[Platypusfattypus]

She had the proper shitty end of the stick though didn’t she. There was never going to be a good outcome. The one to blame that got away Scot free was Cameron. Didn’t get what he wanted, threw the toys from the pram and fucked off and left us in the shit. How he was not vilified I will never know.

Yeah she was properly hung out to dry by Boris and Co. I can't fucking stand that potato faced twat Cameron. His arrogance proper messed us up.

Which of the top 5 would have the most staying power

Obviously my vote goes to Raab and his all you can eat meat feast