Downing Street Men #9

[Renegadedancer]

I'm going off the idea of any bum fun


And I'm sticking to it

Jesus, that would be sooooo painful. Let’s face it, no one wants an a&e visit at the moment

 

[coconochanel]

It’s disturbing how many women Boris has managed to shag when you think about it isnt it? Many of them young and pretty. he‘s either got a big dick or he’s much more attractive in the flesh.

Maybe he pays them

Anyho lets all agree on one thing shell we....they are all doing a shit job but we dont really care we just want to shag them!

 

[Gym&Tonic]

'How many times have you cheated on your wife?'

‘And can I be your next conquest?‘

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

'How many times have you cheated on your wife?'

How many more times would you be willing to?

 

[Boredofthegram]

I forgot about Wam Bam Van Tam

Wam Bam tear the pants off Van Tam

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Lately?

Keys in a bowl time

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

That second pic is definately his cum face

When he’s just ‘unloaded’

 

[Boredofthegram]

I have beautiful feet after my pedicure ...I wonder if any of them are into toe sucking. Just a thought

ppg for sure.

 

[coconochanel]

Hello Honeys! Have been shacked up with Whitty all day. He’s a beast..just having a break while he’s popped down the corner shop to stock up crumpets and chocolate

When you say 'shacked up' do you mean 'tied up' in the red room?

The way 2020 is. Going it'll be a trump Johnson bromance


So how's everyone spending Sunday night with their DS hunk?

Rishi and I are playing Monopoly he's winning he's bought all the bloody posh houses. Although he has given me £200 for passing go, he did ask if I wanted to exchange it for a food voucher I told him where to bloody go!

 

[coconochanel]

god I am dreading tonite friends coming around god help me

look what I found in today paper

That was saturdays paper. Hands off you old tart Ulrika hes mine!

Well ulrika can fuck right off

Too bloody right!

 

[coconochanel]

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I dont know what poor Zoella would think if she saw these pics.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

My husband sent me this, I can't stop watching it

There they are, my two little sunbeams. Winston looks like he’s having fun at your house

Winnie is a credit to you both, beautiful manners. But she's very strict on social distancing and handwashing.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I saw this and it made me think of our Fab 5

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Oh but you do. Just think of those hairy forearms

Raab speaking french, Raab speaking french, Raab speaking french

Does he have arms, can't say I noticed. Though imagine looking side to side and seeing one of those arms each side of you

 

[cushtybert]

I did, fair play to her that she doesn’t seem to give a monkeys. I do think she comes across as a bit desperate . Get Rishi locked away in Whittys red room for a while Whilst Ulrikakakaka is on the sniff

She doesn’t stand a chance against us honeys

 

[Platypusfattypus]

That was saturdays paper. Hands off you old tart Ulrika hes mine!


Too bloody right!

And she can take Izabela with her

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Dom I'm really attentive to detail and as for my It skills, I'm good at writing on tattle. As for communication skills I've been complemented on my oral. Pick me

 

[chocolate choux]

I would have a baby with Matt that would probably have his fivehead BUT he would not be allowed to attend the birth as he’d get distracted by the midwives...

@chocolate choux is correct in the previous thread, I was first to claim Matt I was also extremely protective over him!

Sorry I just searched the whole site and @eSsExBiRd was the first one to say he was cute followed by me
I remember you were the first avid fan though @RachyWoo , seems like a long time ago!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Pre lockdown me would have bought this. Post lockdown me thinks it's no fun

 

[chocolate choux]

We were going to with the £500 from sunak but that never materialised sadly.

Bloody hell, how much would it cost?!

Not sure I could sneak in a 6ft Whitty cutout without my husband saying anything

Have you considered divorce?
I only live with my toddler who doesn’t really speak so I’d be okay
She does give me a withering look at times though