Downing Street Men #9

[Renegadedancer]

And she can take Izabela with her

Yes!! I was trying to remember her name. Ulrika and Izabela, you can have Gove and Boris. That’s it. Or do one! Love The Honeys x

Is it just me or is it a bit of a coincidence that Matt has started answering our questions?

He’s onto us

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I've just made Raabs lunch for tomorrow

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Matt has gone from

to

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I love a Q&A, have any of you written to the apples of your eyes either? To let them know how you really feel?

I don't want to get arrested or a restraining order

 

[cushtybert]

I love a Q&A, have any of you written to the apples of your eyes either? To let them know how you really feel?

They know About this thread

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Jo he answered your question


This thread has ruined this answer for me

I bet you opened it, you dirty boy

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I don’t see it with Matt. I appreciate his care for animals but other than that I just picture him like a randy Jack Russell trying to hump your leg and looking all eager to please

Oh I think he’d constantly ask for guidance. ‘Can I touch your boobs?’, ‘can I take your knickers off now?’ etc.

 

[Boredofthegram]

Oh I think he’d constantly ask for guidance. ‘Can I touch your boobs?’, ‘can I take your knickers off now?’ etc.

Very Alan Partridge like
Shall I maintain the speed?
oh it’s all happening now!

 

[chocolate choux]

I love a Q&A, have any of you written to the apples of your eyes either? To let them know how you really feel?

Matt does regular Q&As on Instagram, I think someone on here asked if the pink tie was his favourite and he said yes
I asked a serious question and he ignored me

I drafted a stern letter re: Dominic Cummings to my local MP. He’s alright looking
Then I found out he’d been breaking lockdown himself while eating half a sausage and I remembered you cannot trust Tories (sorry honeys)

 

[cushtybert]

Hello honeys!! Why a gorgeous day, been chasing Whitty around the garden while Winnie and Winston look in disgust
Or should I say been out with a friend and had a fabulous time

 

[Renegadedancer]

‘Are your underpants also pink?’

‘What’s the pinkest thing on your body?’

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Boris would give you a baby

 

[Boredofthegram]

Matt would do the old yawn and put his arm round you trick on the sofa.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Rishi doesn't do hot tubs says they are common and filthy.


Gove isnt getting in the hot tub hes giving you a massage after.

I’m with Rishi, although I’m not sure I’d be rude enough to say they were common and filthy. I might think it, but not say it

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I’ve heared that Raab likes to dance around hotel rooms naked whilst wearing a shower cal when he’s pissed.

*adds more whisky to Raabs coffee*

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Hey! hands off!

It's getting like a wife swap in here lately

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt looking at this thread. Look at that cheeky grin! We know you know!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I've had a lovely day today, we went on a walk with some friends and visited a beer garden. It was so nice, we ordered from the table and a cold beer on a hot day was perfect.

 

[jo30]

god I am dreading tonite friends coming around god help me

look what I found in today paper

 

[Platypusfattypus]

See I think if Matt offered to ‘Netflix and chill’ it would literally just be that!

Boris would watch the film but would annoy you trying to have sex with you before the opening credits had finished

Whitty would get too engrossed getting annoyed with the inconsistencies with contagion.

Rishi would stylishly watch a highbrow documentary then whisk you upstairs for some very stylish sex

Raab, we wouldn't bother turning the TV on