Probably a bore bleep reported it
now Iām going to have to actually interact with my husband and kids today.. duck sake 
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now Iām going to have to actually interact with my husband and kids today.. duck sake 
Boris or Matt, not bothered which.Nice to see you over here.....now you've posted you need to tell us which of the fab 5 you'd have a go on
You're welcome over hereProbably a bore bleep reported it
Iāve only come on this thread to find fellow tattlers who were on that thread! What happened to it??!!I am so sad the confession thread was shut.. so here I am
Itās a wonder these threads havenāt been reported......by PPG.
Right well Boris is seriously struggling in this thread so we'll assign him to you
Why the hell has the deepest secret thread been removed?? 
it made my day yesterday and I still had more I wanted to share
(Knew to come here as this is the other hornball thread
)
it made my day yesterday and I still had more I wanted to share (Knew to come here as this is the other hornball thread
)Couldn't be more proud of this reputationWhy the hell has the deepest secret thread been removed??
(Knew to come here as this is the other hornball thread
Don't know
it was such a fun thread and we were having a right laugh...met some hilarious people thereCouldn't be more proud of this reputation
Don't know
Me too!! It's been my gratitude thread since I joined last June, I loved yesterday, couldn't stop laughing. Ps I'm a Rishi girl.
Why the hell has the deepest secret thread been removed??
(Knew to come here as this is the other hornball thread
I was saving stories too to keep the thread going!!Ffs favourite not gratitude thread, although I was grateful for everyone who shared
Awwww I see we have new honeys who have made their way from the secrets threads, hi all and get stuck in!! (except for PPG fans)
We're pretty dirty and filthy over here so please do stay
Ps I'm a Rishi girl.
Ffs favourite not gratitude thread, although I was grateful for everyone who shared
Maybe it'd be nice to just have a "chat" thread....but I guess that's too ambiguous and there would be no theme :/
Oh thank goodness, I was worried
Me too. I love our reputation! We are gloriousCouldn't be more proud of this reputation
Don't know
Maybe it was the confessions we had as youngsters talk...? Not that we were doing anything wrong, and it was all natural, not harmful. Just donāt understand why, it was a great thread.
I was so happy, none of my friends talk about sex/naughtiness so I thought Iād found my people - and what a filthy lot we are
I was so happy, none of my friends talk about sex/naughtiness so I thought Iād found my people - and what a filthy lot we are
Dom is looking particularly sexy in this photo
I am also gutted that the biggest secret thread has been removed. I was really enjoying the collective sharing of our lives. There was humour, passion, emotion, sex - it was great! Iām a believer in āif you donāt like something, donāt read itā.
Anyway, I am yet to really get involved in these threads but I do have a bit of a thing for Raab. As a member of the Tory Party myself, I have the ability to go to conference (or did, who knows what theyāll do post coronavirus) and at those, you can pretty much meet all of the main people. I am tempted!
Also, Iām not interested sexually in the man at all myself, but I do wonder what Boris is like in bed. Heās had so many affairs and liaisons that he canāt be terrible.
This has probably already been posted here, but Boris wrote a cringe book called āSeventy-two Virginsā years ago. I particularly enjoy this part of The Guardianās review of the book, because I can hear all of these phrases in Borisā voice.
āThe novelās attitude to women is so sexist that, if Johnson fails to gain the premiership, he could be a good bet to screen-write the recently announced new string of Carry On movies. I counted 20 occasions on which women enter the narrative. Each time, the narrator or a character looks them up and down, phwoaring over, to take a representative selection, ātits outā, ālustrous eyesā, ālong legsā, āa mega-titted six-footerā, āloads of pretty white teethā, āgood teeth and blonde hairā, and an āunambiguously exuberant bosomā. One womanās comment is attributed to āpremenstrual irrationalityā. In this context, appearances from a āgirly swotā and a woman who looks ālike a lingerie model, only cleverer and, if anything, with bigger breastsā count relatively as feminism.ā
www.theguardian.com
en.wikipedia.org
Anyway, I am yet to really get involved in these threads but I do have a bit of a thing for Raab. As a member of the Tory Party myself, I have the ability to go to conference (or did, who knows what theyāll do post coronavirus) and at those, you can pretty much meet all of the main people. I am tempted!
Also, Iām not interested sexually in the man at all myself, but I do wonder what Boris is like in bed. Heās had so many affairs and liaisons that he canāt be terrible.
This has probably already been posted here, but Boris wrote a cringe book called āSeventy-two Virginsā years ago. I particularly enjoy this part of The Guardianās review of the book, because I can hear all of these phrases in Borisā voice.
āThe novelās attitude to women is so sexist that, if Johnson fails to gain the premiership, he could be a good bet to screen-write the recently announced new string of Carry On movies. I counted 20 occasions on which women enter the narrative. Each time, the narrator or a character looks them up and down, phwoaring over, to take a representative selection, ātits outā, ālustrous eyesā, ālong legsā, āa mega-titted six-footerā, āloads of pretty white teethā, āgood teeth and blonde hairā, and an āunambiguously exuberant bosomā. One womanās comment is attributed to āpremenstrual irrationalityā. In this context, appearances from a āgirly swotā and a woman who looks ālike a lingerie model, only cleverer and, if anything, with bigger breastsā count relatively as feminism.ā
What does Boris Johnsonās terrible novel Seventy-Two Virgins tell us about him?
Itās sexist, racist and fundamentally undiplomatic, and stars a tousled, bicycling Tory MP who believes everything is up for grabs
www.theguardian.com
Seventy-Two Virgins - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Hahaha saaaame, my best friend is still a virgin; we are polar opposites! I found my home in this thread and the Deep Secrets was my holiday home. Stay here, we're filthy but lovelyMaybe it was the confessions we had as youngsters talk...? Not that we were doing anything wrong, and it was all natural, not harmful. Just donāt understand why, it was a great thread.
I was so happy, none of my friends talk about sex/naughtiness so I thought Iād found my people - and what a filthy lot we are
Sorry you can get access to THE Dominic Rennie Raab MP?I am also gutted that the biggest secret thread has been removed. I was really enjoying the collective sharing of our lives. There was humour, passion, emotion, sex - it was great! Iām a believer in āif you donāt like something, donāt read itā.
Anyway, I am yet to really get involved in these threads but I do have a bit of a thing for Raab. As a member of the Tory Party myself, I have the ability to go to conference (or did, who knows what theyāll do post coronavirus) and at those, you can pretty much meet all of the main people. I am tempted!
Also, Iām not interested sexually in the man at all myself, but I do wonder what Boris is like in bed. Heās had so many affairs and liaisons that he canāt be terrible.
This has probably already been posted here, but Boris wrote a cringe book called āSeventy-two Virginsā years ago. I particularly enjoy this part of The Guardianās review of the book, because I can hear all of these phrases in Borisā voice.
āThe novelās attitude to women is so sexist that, if Johnson fails to gain the premiership, he could be a good bet to screen-write the recently announced new string of Carry On movies. I counted 20 occasions on which women enter the narrative. Each time, the narrator or a character looks them up and down, phwoaring over, to take a representative selection, ātits outā, ālustrous eyesā, ālong legsā, āa mega-titted six-footerā, āloads of pretty white teethā, āgood teeth and blonde hairā, and an āunambiguously exuberant bosomā. One womanās comment is attributed to āpremenstrual irrationalityā. In this context, appearances from a āgirly swotā and a woman who looks ālike a lingerie model, only cleverer and, if anything, with bigger breastsā count relatively as feminism.ā
What does Boris Johnsonās terrible novel Seventy-Two Virgins tell us about him?
Itās sexist, racist and fundamentally undiplomatic, and stars a tousled, bicycling Tory MP who believes everything is up for grabs
Seventy-Two Virgins - Wikipedia
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