Downing Street Men #5

[Strawberry-pot]

Whaaaaat I wanna know this too....what happened

I wanna know too I was really enjoying it.

Probably a bore whore reported it now I’m going to have to actually interact with my husband and kids today.. fuck sake

 

[clueless]

Why the hell has the deepest secret thread been removed?? it made my day yesterday and I still had more I wanted to share
(Knew to come here as this is the other hornball thread )

 

[Platypusfattypus]

 

[coconochanel]

Lovely start to my day seeing Matt! He looks better when he smiles

Oh I missed that I was in bed giving Rishi a 'lovely start to the day'.

 

[cushtybert]

Dam it Winston you were supposed to be on look out for the press me and Whitty caught on camera

 

[Alightened]

Ooooo look Rishi has found just the place for our shenanigans . Who's going to go in first?

 

[Alightened]

Matty singing

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Doms clapping at 8 for the NHS, clapping my cheeks that is xxx

 

[Alightened]

Because he knows Clitty Whitty won’t be dishonest

I actually do think that Whitty finds what Cumming's has done is wrong and has made it clear to Bozo that he wants no part of it. I think he's a man of good moral standing. Bozo on the other hand is a fat lying cunt face

 

[squarebutton]

Why the hell has the deepest secret thread been removed?? it made my day yesterday and I still had more I wanted to share
(Knew to come here as this is the other hornball thread )

Couldn't be more proud of this reputation

I’ve only come on this thread to find fellow tattlers who were on that thread! What happened to it??!!

Don't know it was such a fun thread and we were having a right laugh...met some hilarious people there

 

[squarebutton]

He was on sky news for at least 1 MINUTE!!! looking sexy

I can't cope, I have had sky news on all day, I switch over to BBC and you tell me he appeared on sky news!? God sake

 

[squarebutton]

Hahaha my bf was in the other room and heard the Dom case on sky news and ran into where I was sat shouting “Hahahaha your boyfriend’s going to prison!” I’m glad he knows his place though

 

[squarebutton]

I think his secretary would read them and pass any important ones on to him. I’ve written to my own MP before and he personally replied but I think only backbenchers have the time to do that

You’ve nothing to lose!

I’m going to propose via email

 

[RMH7003]

Just spotted on twitter

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Hahahaha fuck knows...Nick Hancock...I meant Matt Hancock..

I may have had too many shandies

 

[cushtybert]

What the bloody hell do I join then to meet my wonderful Whitty?!
Am I going to have to fake a tropical disease?

 

[leoladyxo]

Look what I’ve got a Zoom invite to!

I have just read the invite more carefully (which includes a brief biography) and I’m sure there are some people on here who will be very pleased to know that he still has all of his fingers.

“Matt is married to Martha and has three young children. He is the first MP in modern times to win a horse race, having raced to victory at the Newmarket July Course in August 2012. He is an avid cricketer and plays for the Lords & Commons Cricket team. Matthew once played the most northerly game of cricket on record, and succumbed to frostbite en route to the Pole. He retains all his fingers!”

 

[KerChing]

Am I in the right place to confess I would like to do rude things with Keir Starmer?

 

[Alightened]

Two timing swine, getting loved up with the Dairy Girls. The Honey's are over here waiting

 

[cushtybert]

I have to say, loving Prof Clitty and Sir Patricks response to the politics question. Well handled. I reckon Chris is amazing in real life

Can someone please post the pic of him and the goat again lol




How my fanny goes looking at this pic-

you mean this one of me and my husband?