Ooooft that looks so unprofessional Dishi
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I bet Whitty’s jizz tastes of Calpol
Mmm yummy
Ffs!! Why??!!
Every time I read it I’m in hystericsFfs!! Why??!!
Just thinkingWtf
Like Raab’s would be a fine Cognac, robust but smooth
Perfect for soothing the throat
I can imagine it tastes like that smokey bbq sauce you get on the side of your plate at a harvesterJust thinking
Matts tastes of caramel obvs
I would’ve gone for a dirty pint for Raab’sJust thinking
And he treats you like trash after...what a guyI would’ve gone for a dirty pint for Raab’s
Boris would taste of disappointment. Disappointment and cheese.
A disappointing cheese if you will
A disappointing cheese if you will
That you found at the back of your fridge 8 months after it’s expiry dateBoris would taste of disappointment. Disappointment and cheese.
A disappointing cheese if you will
I also can’t help but think Keir Starmer’s would taste of wood
Pine fresh, nothing like a bit of hot wood pulp
Its ok Ive already punished him I made him have lidl corn flakes for breakfast.
@cushtybert make sure you Winston is extra secure in his barn tonight you dont know what Cummings is planning.
I think its already game over for this thread.
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Wow, this thread has really escalated since I was last here....
We now have a jizz menu...
We now have a jizz menu...
It's putting me off my wine. My Pinot Jizz
. My Pinot JizzYes this thread is going the same way as the Tory popularity.It's putting me off my wine
P-Jizzy should be your new usernameIt's putting me off my wine
It's turned into pure filth now. I pity any poor person who has taken a look at this thread by accident... they'll be scarred for life
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