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I know Iโm going to have to, I have too much to catch up on now.Stop going out
I think Simon would love the fab five more, if you get my drift. But thatโs a whole other thread
So you know how page 3 of the Sun is called โnews in brief(s)โ (yes the page with the scantily clad ladies)... how about we suggest press briefings in briefs... just have to figure out a reason to move the podiums now 
When Simon asks us who our fav is I'll even say Mines Boris if it gets us noticed and a trip to number 10
Itโs the fab fives fault for,allowing you unlimited exerciseI know Iโm going to have to, I have too much to catch up on now.
Size does matter ladies, you know what I'm saying
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@cushtybert ive just found a podcast on the bbc sounds app which is a profile of Whitty 
itโs a radio4 thing.
itโs a radio4 thing.
Ooh thank you@cushtybert ive just found a podcast on the bbc sounds app which is a profile of Whitty
A new low. I had to Google him to bring myself back to reality
I think this Is worthy of the golden buzzerI was thinking more we all come on in suits then cushtybert rips hers off and shes got a nuns outfit underneath and starts singing 'the hills are alive' with Winston then when shes finished we rip off our suits and we do the 'blinding light' titktok dance to finish
You need some time out on the naughty step. Repeat after me
1) I will not allow myself to fancy piss boy x 100
Kids are in bed! Cracking open the wine!
I can beat that Whitty, stop bragging....
SHUT UP!!!!!!!! We could do a duet!!!!!! We could do edelweiss in lederhosen with Winston!!!!Iโm listening now. Heโs musical and sings apparently
Whoop whoop
No wonder it hangs out of his wifeโs shortie night gown
Well ladies, it's the reason I've played around so often, so....
Even Rishi is rolling his eyes
Even Rishi is rolling his eyes
I agree
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