Almost time for a new thread, have we decided on a poll yet?
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Who’s got the biggest aubergine?
Let the people of tattle decide
Cute family pic. But his wife could easily be his sister, they look very alike.
I’d never noticed that. But you are right! I wonder if subconsciously he’s married a woman who reminds him of his mum?!
I reckon she’s his school sweetheart. She’s only ever been with him. He’s only ever been with her, as far as she’s awareI’d never noticed that. But you are right! I wonder if subconsciously he’s married a woman who reminds him of his mum?!
Or she chooses to turn a blind eye?I reckon she’s his school sweetheart. She’s only ever been with him. He’s only ever been with her, as far as she’s aware
I wonder. Do you really think he’s got form or is he under the thumb and wouldn’t dare to stray. I think he’s one of those work colleagues that the ladies love and he’s always making inappropriate comments and stares at your chest when he’s talking, but actually he faithful.Or she chooses to turn a blind eye?
Well, he was on that leaked Tory sleaze list wasn’t he for having a ‘consensual sexual relationship’ with an employee. But Raab successfully sued over that, so there’s a chance it’s all rubbish. Then there was the Popbitch blind item about the ‘handsy’ member of the government which everyone assumed was Matt when it could have been anyone knowing MPs. Someone on the Boris thread claimed it was him, but like you say he really doesn’t seem the type and actually blushes when talking to women. Can you really imagine him trying it on? I’ve always found it hard to believe he’s slept with anyone other than his wife.
I think he’d laugh the minute he touched your boob and that would be deeply unattractive!
Love how matt goes red when he talks to a woman or trying to get
there attention in commons
there attention in commons
Yes! You are right about staring at boobs though! I can totally imagine that
He’d be a gibberish mess.Yes! You are right about staring at boobs though! I can totally imagine that
Yeah I can definitely see him being one of those men who talks to womens boobs rather than their faces
This is true!!!Think he's not getting enough Nandos
None of us are getting enough nandos.
don’t want to brag but they deliver to me
I had one Sunday.I was jabbed this morning. Matt would have been in his element at the vaccination hub, it was crawling with nurses!
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