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Falkor

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Um, can we talk about the Greek prime minister getting his Covid vaccine please??

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cushtybert

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Whitty would eat his by carefully slicing off the top, then smash his tongue right into it ...the beast
 
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Renegadedancer

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Get the nurses outfits ready.
I’ll get mine on, it might be a bit snug after Christmas and this lockdown. I’m not quite ready for the beach, just as well I don’t need to be and I don’t think they will care. I’ve hired in a sex pond especially. Get your arses round. The address is
12 Downing Street, London SW1A. I’ve just borrowed it for the weekend. Password on the door is ‘Alas’.
 
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coconochanel

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Was messaging a friend and said Boris was going to give us a lickdown 🤮 she says I must be desperate 🤣🤣
You think thats bad I accidently called Keir harmer 'fanny harmer' to my mother now shes taken to calling him that when she speaks about him. :LOL:
 
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Happy new year to my favourite bunch of sexual deviants!!! I will not be able to think of anyone else when I hear the words ‘bic’ ‘red room’ ‘ sandals and donkey sanctuary’ and ‘werthers originals’ (granddaddy’s finest) 🤣🤣🤣
 
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cushtybert

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Evening all, been busy taking down all the decs, Whitty still insists on keeping a bit of tinsel out, he likes the feel of it around his ass, jingle my bells and all that 🥳🙌😂🤦‍♀️
 
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Platypusfattypus

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Clitty is otherwise engaged. He’s watching Dirty Dancing with @cushtybert whilst trying to convince her to continue with dry January.
Warn her not to try and re-enact the lift scene. Raab was insistent he could lift me despite me towering over him and now he's put his back out so he's not going anywhere near a debriefing anytime soon.
 
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