watching a bit of Matt while having my breakfast!!
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I think there should be some new rules for the MP's...
Dominic should only wear suits and never smile
Matt should be banned from wearing pink ties for at least a month.
Whitty should always be doing the coronavirus update alongside whoever is briefing it- I mean he is the expert after all!
Boris should have his teeth whitened
And Rishi should visit every wagamamas in the uk- that way we will get to meet him
Dominic should only wear suits and never smile
Matt should be banned from wearing pink ties for at least a month.
Whitty should always be doing the coronavirus update alongside whoever is briefing it- I mean he is the expert after all!
Boris should have his teeth whitened
And Rishi should visit every wagamamas in the uk- that way we will get to meet him
Yeah I agree Matt banned for a month to wear his pink tie!I think there should be some new rules for the MP's...
Dominic should only wear suits and never smile
Matt should be banned from wearing pink ties for at least a month.
Whitty should always be doing the coronavirus update alongside whoever is briefing it- I mean he is the expert after all!
Boris should have his teeth whitened
And Rishi should visit every wagamamas in the uk- that way we will get to meet him
Haha - Damn I missed it, what channel was it?I forgot who I was with lol...Dom and his honey coloured tie was just shown on the news and I’ve gone ‘ooh’ and my kids just gone who’s that with a puzzled look . I’m thinking I’m on here ffs
I want a sex dream with Dom!!!!!! Its not fair
It was just the itv news on GMB
Wet farts
Eggy farts
And crusty stained underwear, much like Father Jack in Father Ted.
Skiddies galore!!!
bleeping hell I love this thread 
Won’t even get started on windy whittybleeping hell I love this thread
Urgh Bojo has brought Dildo with him 
Words you never want to hearUrgh Bojo has brought Dildo with him
I excitedly went to look.
At those jeans. He needs to be naked 
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I think Whitty is on the Parliament channel at 3pm today 
Oh illnmiss him. I'm at work. I keep sneaking on to see if I'm shagging Raab on his desk yetI think Whitty is on the Parliament channel at 3pm today
Yep just heard, so excitedI think Whitty is on the Parliament channel at 3pm today
So not only does he stink he’s as tight as a badgers arse as well
Tight arse Pissy pants Gove or TAPPG
* In Doms office*
'you know ladies I was disappointed you voted Matt as your overall no1'
coconochanel' well you lost points refusing to take a knee'
Dom 'is that right?'
Platypusfattypus 'Id get on both my knees for you Mr Raab'
'That would be a good start' he says licking his lips *phone rings*
'yes?..right...ok I will let her know?' puts phone down
'Which one of you is cushtybert?'
cushtybert 'me'
Dom' well Chris Whitty is on his way up to meet you and Winston. he said to meet him at outside the front door'
cushtybert 'really oh gosh I better get going then'
renegeadancer' good luck and show him what your made of'
cushtybert cracking her whip 'dont worry I will'.
'Dom' now where were we?'
coconochanel 'platypusfattypus was saying she'd get on her knees for you'
Dom 'ahh yes.. well I tell you what you lot go and visit Rishi while platypuss makes it up to me for voting Matt no1'
jo30 'good idea come on lets go' she says as Dom starts to undo his belt
*back outside no10*
security guy 'how long are those women going to be I thought they were only having a quick me and greet with the Prime Minister? they've been in there for over an hour and this goat has pooped all over the steps theres no way Im cleaning that up!'
policeman ' get the cleaner to come and do it'
security guy' yes I think I will. Oh hello professor'
Whitty 'hello how are you? spotting the goat and this must be Winston'
security' it sure is'
whitty stroking winston and doesnt notice cushtybert coming out the door 'hello Winston you are a handsome chap'
cushtybert 'Mr Whitty'
Whitty looking up and taking in cushtyberts beauty' hello you must be cushtybert'
'I am, pleased to meet you, I see you've met Winston'
whitty 'I have and hes a character isnt he?''
'he sure is' she says as Winston begins to eat Whittys tie.
cushtybert' no Winston stop that, that's naughty' sorry about that professor'.
whitty laughing 'its ok'
cushtybert 'I hope you didn't mind me asking to meet you I know your very busy'
Whitty 'oh no its fine, its just not a lot of people are allowed in my laboratory all at once it has to be kept sterile and covid free'
cushtybert 'Oh I understand that Mr Whitty anyway the other honeys are meeting Raab at the minute'
Whitty' Yes I know. as you are on our own would you like a quick tour of my office and laboratory?'
cushtybert' oh yes please'
'Hey! what about this goat?' the security man he shouts as they walk off down the street.
'you know ladies I was disappointed you voted Matt as your overall no1'
coconochanel' well you lost points refusing to take a knee'
Dom 'is that right?'
Platypusfattypus 'Id get on both my knees for you Mr Raab'
'That would be a good start' he says licking his lips *phone rings*
'yes?..right...ok I will let her know?' puts phone down
'Which one of you is cushtybert?'
cushtybert 'me'
Dom' well Chris Whitty is on his way up to meet you and Winston. he said to meet him at outside the front door'
cushtybert 'really oh gosh I better get going then'
renegeadancer' good luck and show him what your made of'
cushtybert cracking her whip 'dont worry I will'.
'Dom' now where were we?'
coconochanel 'platypusfattypus was saying she'd get on her knees for you'
Dom 'ahh yes.. well I tell you what you lot go and visit Rishi while platypuss makes it up to me for voting Matt no1'
jo30 'good idea come on lets go' she says as Dom starts to undo his belt
*back outside no10*
security guy 'how long are those women going to be I thought they were only having a quick me and greet with the Prime Minister? they've been in there for over an hour and this goat has pooped all over the steps theres no way Im cleaning that up!'
policeman ' get the cleaner to come and do it'
security guy' yes I think I will. Oh hello professor'
Whitty 'hello how are you? spotting the goat and this must be Winston'
security' it sure is'
whitty stroking winston and doesnt notice cushtybert coming out the door 'hello Winston you are a handsome chap'
cushtybert 'Mr Whitty'
Whitty looking up and taking in cushtyberts beauty' hello you must be cushtybert'
'I am, pleased to meet you, I see you've met Winston'
whitty 'I have and hes a character isnt he?''
'he sure is' she says as Winston begins to eat Whittys tie.
cushtybert' no Winston stop that, that's naughty' sorry about that professor'.
whitty laughing 'its ok'
cushtybert 'I hope you didn't mind me asking to meet you I know your very busy'
Whitty 'oh no its fine, its just not a lot of people are allowed in my laboratory all at once it has to be kept sterile and covid free'
cushtybert 'Oh I understand that Mr Whitty anyway the other honeys are meeting Raab at the minute'
Whitty' Yes I know. as you are on our own would you like a quick tour of my office and laboratory?'
cushtybert' oh yes please'
'Hey! what about this goat?' the security man he shouts as they walk off down the street.
Hate to be a killjoy but as kier has been left out I need SOMETHING to do...9 lines down...should be Raab licking his lip not lips as we all know he only has one..
You’re welcome,glad to be of some help
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