Pump,pump,squirtI'm so excited
Id quite like to be called a fine filly by Boris. It would make me all giggly. Still don't want to shag him though
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Pump squirt
what about a hug?I'm so excited
Id quite like to be called a fine filly by Boris. It would make me all giggly. Still don't want to shag him though
I saw what he did to you. I can't handle the thought of a semi erect Boris being close.
Heβd be fully erect for you Iβm sure
Trying to poke it in "Go on, just the tip"Heβd be fully erect for you Iβm sure
is Matt on any programs in the morning to do a interview?
*PPG is stomping around*
'that bloody goat'
cummings 'whats wrong with you?'
PPG 'do you know about this? what am I talking about of course you know about it you run the place around here'
'excuse me?'
PPG 'those bloody women'
'what women?'
PPG 'the downing st witches or whatever they are called'
'what about them?'
PPG 'what about them? they turn up here without an appointment after they've called me unthinkable names online, asking to meet the fab five and Boris goes and gives them meets and bloody greets with the rest of the cabinet if thats bad enough they bring a unruly goat with them'
'dont exaggerate they are only meeting Rishi, Dom, Matt, Chris and Boris'
PPG 'oh right thats ok then shell I just roll out the red carpet? you didnt get this nonsense when Cameron was in charge'
'well hes not is he I am I mean Boris is now grow up and in future wash your hands you never know whos watching'
PPG' you've not heard the last of this!'.
*Waiting outside doms office*
Jo30 'what about Matt Ive only seen him for a few seconds'
bordofthgram' I'll try and get you to meet him before we leave'
coconochanel 'how you gonna do that?'
gym&tonic 'we've got his number'
cushtybert 'no way well done girls, Whitty better give me his number'
renegadancer 'well was he any good or was it pump pump squirt?'
gym&tonic 'he was ok nothing to shout about more pump pump pump squirt'
boredofthegram 'really I only touched his cock and he came'
renegadedancer 'you must have the magic touch'
lucyxxx' shh I can hear Dom coming'
Dom opens the door with his greg davies smile 'well hello ladies I bet you never thought this day would never arrive, come on in the pleasures all mine'.
'that bloody goat'
cummings 'whats wrong with you?'
PPG 'do you know about this? what am I talking about of course you know about it you run the place around here'
'excuse me?'
PPG 'those bloody women'
'what women?'
PPG 'the downing st witches or whatever they are called'
'what about them?'
PPG 'what about them? they turn up here without an appointment after they've called me unthinkable names online, asking to meet the fab five and Boris goes and gives them meets and bloody greets with the rest of the cabinet if thats bad enough they bring a unruly goat with them'
'dont exaggerate they are only meeting Rishi, Dom, Matt, Chris and Boris'
PPG 'oh right thats ok then shell I just roll out the red carpet? you didnt get this nonsense when Cameron was in charge'
'well hes not is he I am I mean Boris is now grow up and in future wash your hands you never know whos watching'
PPG' you've not heard the last of this!'.
*Waiting outside doms office*
Jo30 'what about Matt Ive only seen him for a few seconds'
bordofthgram' I'll try and get you to meet him before we leave'
coconochanel 'how you gonna do that?'
gym&tonic 'we've got his number'
cushtybert 'no way well done girls, Whitty better give me his number'
renegadancer 'well was he any good or was it pump pump squirt?'
gym&tonic 'he was ok nothing to shout about more pump pump pump squirt'
boredofthegram 'really I only touched his cock and he came'
renegadedancer 'you must have the magic touch'
lucyxxx' shh I can hear Dom coming'
Dom opens the door with his greg davies smile 'well hello ladies I bet you never thought this day would never arrive, come on in the pleasures all mine'.
This is better than the crap thatβs on telly. Gripping stuff I am howling here 
Maybe the BBC could make it into a drama we could play ourselves.This is better than the crap thatβs on telly. Gripping stuff I am howling here
I'm absolutely gripped by this story 
And they have to play themselves. No casting Greg Davies as RaabMaybe the BBC could make it into a drama we could play ourselves.
Who'd play Matt? how about Jack 'the original pencil penis' Whitehall?I'm absolutely gripped by this story
And they have to play themselves. No casting Greg Davies as Raab
James Corden can play BorisWho'd play Matt? how about Jack 'the original pencil penis' Whitehall?
I quite like James Corden.
stranger things have happened . can we wait till Iβve had my bikini line waxed and my moustache and eyebrows threaded?Maybe the BBC could make it into a drama we could play ourselves.
Letβs have a think about who could play who...what fun we shall haveWho'd play Matt? how about Jack 'the original pencil penis' Whitehall?
Raaabbbb - James Norton
Rishi - Louis Theroux
Matt - Piers Morgan
Boris - Bungle from Rainbow
Whitty - Prince William
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No Whitty has to be Lauren Harris from Big Brotherstranger things have happened . can we wait till Iβve had my bikini line waxed and my moustache and eyebrows threaded?
Letβs have a think about who could play who...what fun we shall have
Raaabbbb - James Norton
Rishi - Louis Theroux
Matt - Piers Morgan
Boris - Bungle from Rainbow
Whitty - Prince William
Poor Whitty. We need to check with @cushtybert who she would preferNo Whitty has to be Lauren Harris from Big Brother
I'm happy with James Norton
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