I imagine Matt to be a Tory version of Mr Bean.And he’d excitedly nod his head and and do that happy smile he does
Awwww!And he’d excitedly nod his head and and do that happy smile he does
I was just trying to big him up. I think he wears sensible briefs as you said.Do you think Raab wears Calvins? after seeing what he wears out of the office I think he'd be more of a tight white briefs TBH.
I’d imagine that would be his ideal first date. A coffee shop where he could eat waffles and drink cappuccinos.You'd laugh about how he messed up dinner and then eat waffles and drink cappuccinos together
I reckon he's got a good toned dad bod going onHe wishes he looks like that
I wonder if Marr would ask Dom for usThe question about preference of pants needs to be asked in next instalment of 50 shades at no.10
We need to know this shit
He's wipe clean at leastHe looks like a real life superherohe’s my SuperStarmer
Oh don’t even start!! #BicDickI wonder if Marr would ask Dom for us
He's wipe clean at least
That’s really close to me (half hr drive) I’ll check it out when I have free time next
omg I love sausage dogs, hope yours is ok and that your ok after that xI went out walking and had to rescue my dog from the canal. He is a sausage dog so can't get out. I was soaking wet
Nooo I don’t want to leave!!!'Hey wait for me' platypusfattypus shouts to the others as they head to Rishi's office
Renegaderancer 'ahh shes back, so how was it?'
platypusfattypus 'I'll tell you later' she says as a member of staff walks past
coconochanel 'oh come on don't be a spoilsport'
gym&tonic 'yeah come on how big was it?'
Jo30 'I bet its not as big as Matts'
Renegadedancer 'how would you know you've not seen Matts'
Bordofthegram 'she hasnt but I have'
coconochanel 'well...'
platypusfattypus 'lets just say its no chipolata'
'yes but has it got girth?' renegadedancer says as Rishi opens his office door
*back in Whitty's red room*
'Sadly I think Im going to have to free you from my red room and let you go and find the others'
cushtybert 'yes I better go back soon or they might start to worry'
'can I see you again someday?'
cushtybert 'yes of course you can'
'really?'
cushtybert 'yes, I will leave you my number'
'Thank you. when your dressed I will walk you back to no10'
cushtybert ' thank you I would like that very much' she says as he starts to untie her.
Yeah, it was actually quite funny once I'd got him out. He's currently snoring in his bed cuddling his favourite toy, a mini Donald Trumpomg I love sausage dogs, hope yours is ok and that your ok after that x
I wonder if you get to sneak back in. Im loving the story and can't wait for the next instalment.omg I love sausage dogs, hope yours is ok and that your ok after that x
Nooo I don’t want to leave!!!
I hope it’s a ‘fantastic’ ‘amazing’ ‘fabulous’ Donald Trump ToyYeah, it was actually quite funny once I'd got him out. He's currently snoring in his bed cuddling his favourite toy, a mini Donald Trump
I wonder if you get to sneak back in. Im loving the story and can't wait for the next instalment.
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