Downing St Men #11

[Platypusfattypus]

We had sunshine eventually but it was raining when we got there. Had a lovely day, only one row over directions (me and Mr P), one sulk (teen) and one accident (youngest fell over). Forgot how much I hated heights until we got up to the tower and I had to go back down. But a fun day overall.

 

[coconochanel]

'Isn't this room nice' Whitty says to Cushtybert as she begins to unpack their overnight bag in one of the guest rooms at Rishi and coco's mansion.
'Its lovely...what's this?' she asks holding up a pair of handcuffs and a whip
'Well I thought Id bring them incase you're in the mood later'
'Oh Chris what are you like?' she smiles walking over to him and wrapping her arms around his waist 'or should I say Master?'
'Ooh dont you'll get me all excited and we've got a party to get to'
'yes we have, come on lets go and meet the others'. she says as they head downstairs.

Platypusfattypus 'Im glad you didn't put me in a room next to Gove' she says as she stands sipping Champagne with coconochanel and jo30
'I told you I wouldn't none of you are near his room'
jo30 'is he here Ive not seen him?'
coconochanel 'yes he arrived after cushtybert and whitty'
platypusfattypus 'just sniff Im sure you'll smell him if hes close enough' she says cushtybert and whitty come into the room and head towards them.
Whitty 'good evening ladies'
jo30 ' good evening Chris'
coconochanel 'good evening the room ok for you?
Whitty 'oh yes its lovely thank you...darling Im just going to have a quick word with Richard is that ok?' he says as he spots a man waving him over
'yes that's fine'
'Sorry ladies wont be long' he says as he turns and leaves
coconocanel 'your hair up really suits you cushty'
cushtybert' Do you think? I thought it might make my face look thinner'
coconochanel' theres nothing wrong with your face you look lovely'
cushtybert 'aww thanks ooh here's Gym & matt'
jo30 'she doesnt look very happy' she comments as gym and matt brake off and go their separate ways
gym&tonic 'evening ladies?'
coconochanel 'evening everything alright?'
gym&tonic 'oh hes in a bit of a strop said hes got a headache'
cushtybert 'oh dear, he'll be alright after hes had a drink'
gym&tonic 'yeah Im sure he will the miserable bugger. ooh champagne' she says grabbing a glass as a waiter walks past
platypusfattypus 'look out Boris is here' she says as Boris and Carrie walk in and Boris spotting Coco walks over to them
'hello ladies'
platypusfattypus 'hello Prime Minister your looking very dashing tonight'
'why thank you' he says adjusting his bow tie 'your looking lovely yourself, where's Dominic?'
platypusfattypus 'No idea but he's here somewhere'
'Well I guess I will catch him later..and coco looking as scrumptious as ever' he grins as Rishi appears by her side
'hello Prime Minister'
'Hello Rishi what a grand place you've got here absolutely grand'
'thank you Prime Minister can I get you a drink?'
'oh yes a whisky please old boy?'
'well right this way then' hes says as they wander off together

to be continued....

 

[cushtybert]

I’d eat Whittys nuts in the pub

 

[Falkor]

Well, I can say with some certainty that we're going to have torrential rain for a fortnight in the north of Scotland starting at the end of this week, because the contractor rang this morning to say that's when he's going to come and make my hay!

 

[cushtybert]

look at his smile..like butter wouldn’t melt but we know he’s pure filth

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Yes, I can’t see Dom as the romantic type lol. He’s more of a love em and leave em

Matt on the other hand would want lots of kisses and cuddles I think. Given he’s such a blatant hugger!

Yes matt would be a hugger, would spoon you in bed.

I hate being hugged in bed, happy for them to roll over and sleep but Dom would be spooning you in the morning poking you in the back

 

[cushtybert]

I could but then I can’t say I’m a Dom lover lol. What shall I say to her ?

Use this, here you are with your friends got to love a stock image

a

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Do the tours include a shag with an MP though?

 

[coconochanel]

Verifying Device

There you go Matt lovers, Matt in a tracksuit doing press ups

 

[cushtybert]

I’d pay good money to see Matt living it up in Magaluf! Can you imagine his reaction if a hen party in skimpy nurses costumes walked by?

He would explode the poor love, would have to be dragged away as he wouldn’t be able to walk

Most people pick a man on eyes height or even good teeth,I check to see what their shoe rack has to offer

You need to change your name to Blue raspberry shoe fetish

 

[coconochanel]

'A girl aww' they all coo as they sit having lunch in Claridges
Boredofthegram 'and is everything ok?'
cushtybert 'oh yes everything's fine'
Renegadedancer 'ahh good'
Jo30 Is whitty pleased its a girl?'
'cushtybert 'he didn't mind what sex it was as long as its healthy'
coconochanel 'aww'
'Hello Ladies' Boris said appearing at their table
gym&tonic 'Hello Prime minister how are you?'
Boris 'oh Im fine and dandy thank you, fine and dandy'
playpusfattypus 'are you eating here as well?'
'Oh no Ive just popped in to pick up some cakes for my staff. I thought they deserved a treat as Ive been working them to the bone this last week haha. Oh custhybert I hear congratulations are in order'
cushtybert 'yes, thank you'
'you know I still cant believe it myself, Chris to become a dad I never thought he had it in him. anyway better be off see you later ladies'
boredofthegram 'the cheek!'
cushtybert 'never had it in him of course my Whitty's got it in him'
coconochanel 'of course he has'
renegadedancer 'all the same these MP'S rude buggers'
jo30 'If it wasnt for your fellas being Tory's I'd be voting Labour'
renegadedancer' I still do'
coconochanel 'you dont?'
renegadedancer 'of course I do but I don't know why I bother they are both as bad as each other' she says as Boris come back holding his cakes and a bottle of don pierre champagne
'There you go ladies a little something for you to toast the baby with' he says putting the champagne on the table
platypusfattypus 'wow thanks Prime Minister that's very kind of you'
cushtybert 'yes thats a lovely gesture'
'ah you welcome your welcome, right I better get going or cummings will have my guts for garter, enjoy' he says heading out.

'

 

[cushtybert]

I have just seen on gossip thread there is a rumour that Wilfred is not son of BJ .

Fucking hell im so invested in this thread I read that quick and thought you were talking about Winston for a second.... I was like, he’s a goat belonging to me and Whitty why has Bojo got involved?

 

[Platypusfattypus]

How long was it?

It was almost to my waist and now it's just below my shoulders in a long graduated bob.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Perfect!!

Dont let me get drunk. I'm a disgrace when I'm drunk

 

[Platypusfattypus]

We could have swapped leads. Am sure my sausage would have been friends with Hercules

Along with his Greg smile stop it Dom stop it!

Aww I love Matt's dog its so cute.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I’d pay good money to see Matt living it up in Magaluf! Can you imagine his reaction if a hen party in skimpy nurses costumes walked by?

I imagine if would be like The inbetweeners when they went on holiday. He'd be a cross between Will and Simon

I think I've stumbled into the wrong thread...... I thought this would be a thread cussing the men of the government

Hahahahaha yeah this is a bit different from that

But welcome

I'm a bit disappointed that we haven't had matt in his cycling gear to promote the new cycling initiative

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Yes, lovely neat finger nails

Im actually so cross at all of them for voting for against a pay rise for nurses, and then voting against protecting the NHS from foreign interference though!

And me. I'm in this weird place where I go on twitter and get tory rage and then come on here and get all fidgety looking at pictures of Raab

 

[coconochanel]

'look whos over there!' Renegadedancer says as they are walking down harley st
'Jo30 'who?'
'Renegadedancer 'its Oohthedrama, 'hey Oohthedrama' she calls waving her arm and crossing the rd
'Oh bejesus if it isn't the Tory bitches, alright ladies'
gym&tonic 'yeah fine thanks'
cushtybert 'so what brings you to the uk?'
'Oh Im over visiting friends for a few weeks'
boredofthegram 'and how are you finding it so far?'
'yeah its ok you've got some great galleries and shops but jeez is it noisy'
coconochanel 'you get used to it eventually. hey Rishi and I are having a party next saturday why dont you come along?'
'Thanks but if I spend more then 5 minutes in a room full of Tories I might have to do some damage do you see what Im saying?'
coconochanel 'oh come on it wont all be Tories'
renegadedancer 'no just 95%'
'Oooh I dont know DM me the details and I might come for the craic'
coconochanel 'ok'
' Oh this is my uber' she says as a car pulls up. 'anyway girlies I best be off Ive got an date with Buckingham Palace'
boredofthegram 'ok bye and hopefully see you at the party'
'aye maybe, bye' she says climbing in the car and waving as it pulls away.

'Did you have a nice lunch with the honeys?' rishi asks coco later that evening as they snuggle on the sofa
'yeah and it was made even better when Boris bought the champagne'
'Boris was with you?'
'no of course not, he came in to buy some cakes for his staff, spotted us and bought us some champagne'
'why did he do that?'
'to toast cushty's baby'
'oh yes of course'
do you want to watch a film?'
'yes ok'
'ok you choose I'll go and fetch some popcorn' she says getting off the sofa.

 

[cushtybert]

No thanks I'll stick with Rishi's

I’ll stick with Whittys

A tour with afternoon tea

Tours plus afternoon tea

Tours of Parliament plus afternoon tea are available offering the opportunity to experience one thousand years of history and take tea beside the River Thames.

www.parliament.uk

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Ah dammit I missed him.

I did actually like politics before hand but I now really like politics

I think when the whole rona thing is done and dusted we should have a day out and do the house of commons tour. My daughter did it, saw Bercow.