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coconochanel
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Platypusfattypus and oohthedrama head out into the garden looking for Dom and see him heading towards them.
' I was just coming to look for you'
platypusfattypus 'Dom I've got someone I would like you to meet..this is oohthedrama she's a staff member on Tattle'
'ahh so your the one keeping all the honeys inline'
oohthedrama 'well trying to'
'I hear its the fear of your wrath that made them start a thread on us MP's'
oohthedrama 'aye, they were derailing the thread on covid with talk of which MP they fancied so I gave them a friendly warning''
'well I'm glad you do as it got me this beauty' he says putting his arm around platypusfattypus waist
'glad to have helped, now you'll have to excuse me Ive just seen a waiter with some food and Ive not eaten since breakfast' she says as she walks off and hears Dom say 'she's a character'.
Back inside boredofthegram, gym&tonic and coconochanel have been cornered by a tipsy Gove near the toilet
'Ladies what do I have to do to get on your list?'
gym&tonic ' there is nothing you can do'
coconochanel 'we don't have a list anymore'
'well cant you make another one for the men you didn't include and put me on it'
gym&tonic 'no'
'why not?'
boredofthegram 'because we don't want another one'
'oh come on you had Boris on the last list and you dont fancy him'
boredofthegram 'how do you know we dont?'
'you called a sweaty labrador, well let me tell you something....I dont sweat'
gym&tonic 'what you got the same condition as Prince Andrew' she says sarky
'no no no I mean in bed when Im giving you a good rogering. he says leering as the girls squirm'
coconochanel 'look there's no list and there isnt going to be one ok?'
'what you think I'm not hot enough hey? you think Matt's got a better body then me, Im in better shape then him and Boris come on I'll show you' he slurs as he starts pulling his shirt up as his wife walks round the corner
'Michael what do you think you are doing!?
'I err err nothing my love'
'Well it didnt look like nothing! I think its time we called it a night.' she says giving the girls a dirty look and dragging Gove away
' I was just coming to look for you'
platypusfattypus 'Dom I've got someone I would like you to meet..this is oohthedrama she's a staff member on Tattle'
'ahh so your the one keeping all the honeys inline'
oohthedrama 'well trying to'
'I hear its the fear of your wrath that made them start a thread on us MP's'
oohthedrama 'aye, they were derailing the thread on covid with talk of which MP they fancied so I gave them a friendly warning''
'well I'm glad you do as it got me this beauty' he says putting his arm around platypusfattypus waist
'glad to have helped, now you'll have to excuse me Ive just seen a waiter with some food and Ive not eaten since breakfast' she says as she walks off and hears Dom say 'she's a character'.
Back inside boredofthegram, gym&tonic and coconochanel have been cornered by a tipsy Gove near the toilet
'Ladies what do I have to do to get on your list?'
gym&tonic ' there is nothing you can do'
coconochanel 'we don't have a list anymore'
'well cant you make another one for the men you didn't include and put me on it'
gym&tonic 'no'
'why not?'
boredofthegram 'because we don't want another one'
'oh come on you had Boris on the last list and you dont fancy him'
boredofthegram 'how do you know we dont?'
'you called a sweaty labrador, well let me tell you something....I dont sweat'
gym&tonic 'what you got the same condition as Prince Andrew' she says sarky
'no no no I mean in bed when Im giving you a good rogering. he says leering as the girls squirm'
coconochanel 'look there's no list and there isnt going to be one ok?'
'what you think I'm not hot enough hey? you think Matt's got a better body then me, Im in better shape then him and Boris come on I'll show you' he slurs as he starts pulling his shirt up as his wife walks round the corner
'Michael what do you think you are doing!?
'I err err nothing my love'
'Well it didnt look like nothing! I think its time we called it a night.' she says giving the girls a dirty look and dragging Gove away
cushtybert
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coconochanel
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'Here darling Ive got you a little something' Matt says handing gym&tonic a Harrods Carrier bag
'for me? oh, what have I done to deserve this?'
'just for being the beautiful, caring and understanding you' Matt smiles as she pulls out a Dyson hair wrap
'A hair wrap?'
' yes well you mentioned you would like to try it so I thought id surprise you'
'yes it is a surprise, its lovely thank you' she says giving him a kiss
'you welcome darling, fancy a cup of tea?'
'yes go on then 'she says as he gets up and head to the kitchen.
*Later that afternoon outside the stables in the grounds of Rishi's Yorkshire Mansion*
jo30 'why hasn't cushtybert come?'
boredofthegram 'because she's pregnant plus Whitty didn't want her anywhere near a horse. '
platypusfattypus 'cant say I blame him Ive fallen off a few times and Ive been riding for years'
gym&tonic 'are you talking about the horse or Raab?'
platypusfattypus 'ha ha the horse but I did ride Dom this morning' she says mounting her horse
Renegadedancer ' did you tell him to giddy up'
coconochanel 'and did you have your riding boots on, I bet he'd like that?'
platypusfattypus 'no but I did have my whip'
jo30 'have you ever had sex in here?' she asks coco as they begin to walk out
renegadedancer 'do bears shit in the woods?'
coconochanel 'I might have'
boredofthegram 'that's a yes then'
gym&tonic 'of course she has and I bet she's christened every room in the mansion'
renegadedancer 'and the grounds the lucky cow'
gym&tonic 'alright for some me and Matt haven't had sex for about 6 weeks'
boredofthegram 'how is everything on the cheating front any news?'
gym&tonic 'no but he did buy me a present?'
platypusfattypus 'ooh have you got it on lets have a look'
gym&tonic 'what do you mean have I got it on it was a dyson hairwrap?'
platypusfattypus 'oh I thought you meant he'd bought you some jewellery' she says realising she has slipped up
gym&tonic 'no I wish it had been to be honest I only said it looked good I didn't mean I wanted it'
renegadedancer 'well at least hes bought you something I suppose. right come on girlies are we going to ride or just walk' she says as her horse begins to trot.
'for me? oh, what have I done to deserve this?'
'just for being the beautiful, caring and understanding you' Matt smiles as she pulls out a Dyson hair wrap
'A hair wrap?'
' yes well you mentioned you would like to try it so I thought id surprise you'
'yes it is a surprise, its lovely thank you' she says giving him a kiss
'you welcome darling, fancy a cup of tea?'
'yes go on then 'she says as he gets up and head to the kitchen.
*Later that afternoon outside the stables in the grounds of Rishi's Yorkshire Mansion*
jo30 'why hasn't cushtybert come?'
boredofthegram 'because she's pregnant plus Whitty didn't want her anywhere near a horse. '
platypusfattypus 'cant say I blame him Ive fallen off a few times and Ive been riding for years'
gym&tonic 'are you talking about the horse or Raab?'
platypusfattypus 'ha ha the horse but I did ride Dom this morning' she says mounting her horse
Renegadedancer ' did you tell him to giddy up'
coconochanel 'and did you have your riding boots on, I bet he'd like that?'
platypusfattypus 'no but I did have my whip'
jo30 'have you ever had sex in here?' she asks coco as they begin to walk out
renegadedancer 'do bears shit in the woods?'
coconochanel 'I might have'
boredofthegram 'that's a yes then'
gym&tonic 'of course she has and I bet she's christened every room in the mansion'
renegadedancer 'and the grounds the lucky cow'
gym&tonic 'alright for some me and Matt haven't had sex for about 6 weeks'
boredofthegram 'how is everything on the cheating front any news?'
gym&tonic 'no but he did buy me a present?'
platypusfattypus 'ooh have you got it on lets have a look'
gym&tonic 'what do you mean have I got it on it was a dyson hairwrap?'
platypusfattypus 'oh I thought you meant he'd bought you some jewellery' she says realising she has slipped up
gym&tonic 'no I wish it had been to be honest I only said it looked good I didn't mean I wanted it'
renegadedancer 'well at least hes bought you something I suppose. right come on girlies are we going to ride or just walk' she says as her horse begins to trot.
Renegadedancer
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I’ve heard they are all still in Magaluf on their boys weekend
Raab-on his electric Scooter along the seafront wearing a thong
Whitty - ‘researching’ the local fetish clubs
Boris - At the all you can each English pub breakfast buffet.
Rishi - Morning Yoga on a hill somewhere
Matt - drink 2 for 1 cocktails at some dodgy bar
Raab-on his electric Scooter along the seafront wearing a thong
Whitty - ‘researching’ the local fetish clubs
Boris - At the all you can each English pub breakfast buffet.
Rishi - Morning Yoga on a hill somewhere
Matt - drink 2 for 1 cocktails at some dodgy bar
Renegadedancer
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Rishi - Michael BubleQuestion of the night...what concert would our boys got to?
Whitty - Andre Rieu
Boris - Spice Girls Tribute
Dom - Guns n Roses
Matt - Little Mix
Platypusfattypus
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A flash of Gove 
Platypusfattypus
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Talk nursey to meOh Matt, why do you do these things? You give your haters an endless supply ammunition
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cushtybert
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Platypusfattypus
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Fuck off Sharon
Oh god I'm hurting here from laughing so much
Oh god I'm hurting here from laughing so much
Blue raspberry slush pupp
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Oh no that’s a comment. Not my name . Demi downing Henderson lol 
Platypusfattypus
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Oh fuck off Izabela
I love that creepy little sex smile
I love that creepy little sex smile
Blue raspberry slush pupp
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coconochanel
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Cocochanel has just come from feeding the horses when her mobile rings.
'Hi'
Rishi 'Hi have you got a few minutes?'
'yeah sure whats up?'
'Ive got something I want to ask you?'
'ok'
'would it be ok if Michael stayed over on the night of the party?'
'Michael who?'
'Michael Gove?'
'WHAT? you cant be serious?'
'well....'
'no way!'
'well he asked and I didn't know what to say'
'you say no'
He caught me off guard so I said I'm sure it would be ok'
' you've already said he could?'
'well yes I have sorry'
'for god sake Rishi I don't want him staying here, plus the girls are staying over on the night of the party thats going to make it really awkward'
'yes I know but I thought it would show him there was no hard feelings and it was all forgotten about'
' Its not forgotten about. Well there's not much I can say if you've already agreed but the girls wont be happy I know that much and make sure you put him in the room as far away as possible!'
'Ok I will, thank you darling, look I best dash Ive got a phone meeting in 5'
'ok see you tonight'
'see you' he says as she puts the phone done in a huff.
'Hi'
Rishi 'Hi have you got a few minutes?'
'yeah sure whats up?'
'Ive got something I want to ask you?'
'ok'
'would it be ok if Michael stayed over on the night of the party?'
'Michael who?'
'Michael Gove?'
'WHAT? you cant be serious?'
'well....'
'no way!'
'well he asked and I didn't know what to say'
'you say no'
He caught me off guard so I said I'm sure it would be ok'
' you've already said he could?'
'well yes I have sorry'
'for god sake Rishi I don't want him staying here, plus the girls are staying over on the night of the party thats going to make it really awkward'
'yes I know but I thought it would show him there was no hard feelings and it was all forgotten about'
' Its not forgotten about. Well there's not much I can say if you've already agreed but the girls wont be happy I know that much and make sure you put him in the room as far away as possible!'
'Ok I will, thank you darling, look I best dash Ive got a phone meeting in 5'
'ok see you tonight'
'see you' he says as she puts the phone done in a huff.
Platypusfattypus
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Now we know the real reason he's been losing weight, all that calorie burning
cushtybert
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Oh god she’s in all the groups, she thinks she’s going to shag him
Platypusfattypus
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I think Dom would go for something middle of the road rock, U2 or something like that.
Best gig, its a toss up between faith no more in 1997 or Murder by Death 2015.
Worst gig: Boyzone. I was begged to go as a favour as her boyfriend had dumped h we the night before (probably because she was taking him to see boyzone). It was shit. And she bought me a ronan keating poster to say thank you
Best gig, its a toss up between faith no more in 1997 or Murder by Death 2015.
Worst gig: Boyzone. I was begged to go as a favour as her boyfriend had dumped h we the night before (probably because she was taking him to see boyzone). It was shit. And she bought me a ronan keating poster to say thank you