Downing St Men #11

[Gym&Tonic]

Rishi - Michael Buble
Whitty - Andre Rieu
Boris - Spice Girls Tribute
Dom - Guns n Roses
Matt - Little Mix

Oh I don’t know, I think Matt is more of a Pussycat Dolls man myself.

 

[coconochanel]

I’m supposed to be making a card but got distracted...
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Can we work out who I’ve designed the masks for
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OMG theses are great. According to the Daily Mail it was Whitty who has stopped people going to Spain. Good old Whitty doing the right thing as usual.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Just be careful when the postman brings you a package saying “autumn bulbs” when you say your gardening we know what your really up to

Ooohhh I never knew Love Honey did a 20 pack of tulips . In the words of the pet shop boys
‘It’s a sin’ !!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

No got to be sticky toffee pudding hes got a sweet tooth.

With custard

 

[Platypusfattypus]

No mines a wire haired one. Scruffy sausage

He's a fab dog, I love him to bits. He was meant to stop me feeling broody (husband doesn't like dogs) but within 3 months of getting him I was pregnant. So I got my puppy and my baby

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Oooh there’s some very juicy gossip about Boris on the Secret Celeb Gossip thread!! Don’t know if I’m allowed to say it in here because I know the mods don’t like us cross referencing threads?

 

[coconochanel]

Ive taken my eye off Dom

Which one of you wants to get pissed and end up snogging PPG? any takers?

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

If Dom has seen this thread today he’ll be pulling that creepy little sex smile of his at being in first place

 

[Falkor]

Anyone else having Theresa May flashbacks with the dancing clip??!

 

[cushtybert]

I’ve seen status quo don’t get at me I didn’t pay to see them, it was a military thing and they played a couple of songs. Can’t remember what ones they all sound the same

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Coming back from his lunch Matt goes into his office and spots a package on his desk. Sitting in his chair he pulls it towards him and begins to unwrap it revealing a red Cartier box ,'wow' he says out loud as he lifts the lid and sees a beautiful Diabolo pen. 'Now that is nice' Sandra says coming into the room and putting some papers on his desk. 'yes, did you see who left it?' he asks 'No Mr Hancock Ive just come back from lunch. isn't there a card?' 'Oh yes of course' he says looking under the box as Sandra leaves the room. 'something special for someone special' the card reads. Hmm that's annoying he thinks to himself it could be from either two people Gym&tonic although I dont think sending Cartier pens is her style or.. his phone beeps interupting his thoughts 'hope you liked your gift' xx ahh definitely not from gym&tonic. what is she playing at Im going to have to have a word with her and tell her no more gifts! the chocolates were bad enough but I could have said it was a member of staffs birthday present if Gym had come in and seen them but there would be no explaining a cartier pen. He locks it in the the bottom drawer just to be on the safe side.

Coming back from his lunch Matt goes into his office and spots a package on his desk. Sitting in his chair he pulls it towards him and begins to unwrap it revealing a red Cartier box ,'wow' he says out loud as he lifts the lid and sees a beautiful Diabolo pen. 'Now that is nice' Sandra says coming into the room and putting some papers on his desk. 'yes, did you see who left it?' he asks 'No Mr Hancock Ive just come back from lunch. isn't there a card?' 'Oh yes of course' he says looking under the box as Sandra leaves the room. 'something special for someone special' the card reads. Hmm that's annoying he thinks to himself it could be from either two people Gym&tonic although I dont think sending Cartier pens is her style or.. his phone beeps interupting his thoughts 'hope you liked your gift' xx ahh definitely not from gym&tonic. what is she playing at Im going to have to have a word with her and tell her no more gifts! the chocolates were bad enough but I could have said it was a member of staffs birthday present if Gym had come in and seen them but there would be no explaining a cartier pen. He locks it in the the bottom drawer just to be on the safe side.

I was so shocked I quoted it twice

 

[coconochanel]

'But you did like it?'
'Yes its lovely but you understand why I cant accept it?'
'I suppose so but I don't really see why it would matter if she saw it, if your planning to leave her anyway'
'because now isn't the right time'
'well will there ever be a right time? maybe I should just tell her for you?'
'you'll do no such thing! I'll tell her but just give me time'
'Fine but I wont wait forever Matthew and if you really mean what you said and you see your future with me then you need to stop lying to her and tell her the truth'

*At van tams*
van 'that was absolutely delicious' he says wiping his mouth with a napkin
boredofthegram 'good, I'm glad you liked it'
'I did, look sweetheart I've been meaning to ask you something'
'oh yes what?'
'would you like to move in with me?'
'really? you mean it? oh I'd love to' she says getting up and giving him a hug
'you would?
'Oh yes'
'fabulous I have a free afternoon on Thursday we can sort it out then' he says giving her a kiss

 

[cushtybert]

Can this man be any more god like . Go the Whitty

He is an angel

 

[coconochanel]

'Don't put him in a room next to me'
'nor me'
'I wont' coconochanel says sat at the kitchen table in a zoom call with the others
platypusfattypus 'cant you put him in a stable?'
renegadedancer 'what like Mary & Joseph?'
gym&tonic 'I cant believe he has the nerve to ask'
boredofthegram 'I cant believe coco agreed to it'
coconochanel 'I didnt agree Rishi had already told him he could stay'
platypusfattypus 'well you should have said no'
coconochanel 'I cant really, at the end of the day its Rishi's house I just have a key?'
gym&tonic 'isnt that the same thing'
renegadedancer 'no!'
boredofthegram 'right guys Im going to have to love you and leave you in a minute Ive still got some packing to do'
cushtybert 'oh yes todays the big move are you excited?'
boredofthegram 'yes I am actually'
jo30 'what's his house like?'
boredofthegram 'oh its lovely its a 6 bedroom town house in Chelsea'
platypusfattypus 'oh sounds nice.'
gym&tonic ' Ive got to go in a minute as well Ive got to go to the dry cleaners before it shuts'
coconochanel 'right ok well Ive see you all Saturday then for the party'
cushtybert 'cant wait hope I can still fit in my bloody dress'
jo30 'you will. right Im off see ya later guys'
renegedancer 'see you' she says as they all leave the call.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Including Raabs rare meat

Purple and raw

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

This is just the look I love!! He looks ready to DESTROY some fannies!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I'm bereft at the thought of no action for 6 weeks.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Bloody hell all their ballads you might fall asleep No seriously though I don't mind some of their songs and used to think Nicky was hot.

They are shit , all their songs sound the same but I thought I could prop up the gin tent whilst she watched them sitting on their boy band stools. Im hoping it was cancelled rather than postponed

I used to like mark hated their songs though.

I don’t even know who’s in the ’band’ . Wasn’t one of them a bankrupt?

 

[Renegadedancer]

I think Rishi would have soup of the day with a cob .

I don’t reckon he’s ever eaten soup in his life

Whittys not eating nuts I am

Apologies, I got my nut noshing Mixed up!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

This brown belt?