Downing St Men #11

[Renegadedancer]

'Don't put him in a room next to me'
'nor me'
'I wont' coconochanel says sat at the kitchen table in a zoom call with the others
platypusfattypus 'cant you put him in a stable?'
renegadedancer 'what like Mary & Joseph?'
gym&tonic 'I cant believe he has the nerve to ask'
boredofthegram 'I cant believe coco agreed to it'
coconochanel 'I didnt agree Rishi had already told him he could stay'
platypusfattypus 'well you should have said no'
coconochanel 'I cant really, at the end of the day its Rishi's house I just have a key?'
gym&tonic 'isnt that the same thing'
renegadedancer 'no!'
boredofthegram 'right guys Im going to have to love you and leave you in a minute Ive still got some packing to do'
cushtybert 'oh yes todays the big move are you excited?'
boredofthegram 'yes I am actually'
jo30 'what's his house like?'
boredofthegram 'oh its lovely its a 6 bedroom town house in Chelsea'
platypusfattypus 'oh sounds nice.'
gym&tonic ' Ive got to go in a minute as well Ive got to go to the dry cleaners before it shuts'
coconochanel 'right ok well Ive see you all Saturday then for the party'
cushtybert 'cant wait hope I can still fit in my bloody dress'
jo30 'you will. right Im off see ya later guys'
renegedancer 'see you' she says as they all leave the call.

If I have to share with PPG I will be v unhappy!

 

[Renegadedancer]

11 threads Who’d ever thought the fab five would give us this much to talk about.

So much shit to talk about

whats happened to @Lucyxxxx

Maybe she’s the real Izabela

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Volunteer with kier

 

[coconochanel]

More of the story coming later. Was going to to go do the weekly food shop but it started throwing it down so decided against it and had a 2 hour sleep instead.

 

[Boredofthegram]

had 4 beers oh dear!!!


had a shit today last can at work tomz

plus matt no help as well lol

ive just popped open a bottle of Prosecco. It is Friday after all

'But you did like it?'
'Yes its lovely but you understand why I cant accept it?'
'I suppose so but I don't really see why it would matter if she saw it, if your planning to leave her anyway'
'because now isn't the right time'
'well will there ever be a right time? maybe I should just tell her for you?'
'you'll do no such thing! I'll tell her but just give me time'
'Fine but I wont wait forever Matthew and if you really mean what you said and you see your future with me then you need to stop lying to her and tell her the truth'

*At van tams*
van 'that was absolutely delicious' he says wiping his mouth with a napkin
boredofthegram 'good, I'm glad you liked it'
'I did, look sweetheart I've been meaning to ask you something'
'oh yes what?'
'would you like to move in with me?'
'really? you mean it? oh I'd love to' she says getting up and giving him a hug
'you would?
'Oh yes'
'fabulous I have a free afternoon on Thursday we can sort it out then' he says giving her a kiss

haha when I read he called me sweetheart I got butterflies I’m not used to such romance.

 

[cushtybert]

I hope this happens in 4 years

As long as he wears decent shoes when he steps into Downing St he’s never going to live down the sandals

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Matt's on twitter talking about nurses

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Another sexy one of Matt and his sausage

 

[coconochanel]

Morning everyone, how are we all today, and what's everyone up to?

Wonder if any of our men will be about today to be ogled at

Morning, no plans for today as of yet but Im one of those people thats does things on a whim.
The only one we've seen so far is Boris.

Oh I don’t know, I think Matt is more of a Pussycat Dolls man myself.

Oh good he can come with me next year.

 

[Renegadedancer]

I’ve been in sorting clothes, hated every second but randomly started listening to the pet shop boys after I asked Alexa to play me some random music, I haven’t heard anything from them for years so basically I’ve had a party in my wardrobe but would of rather had a party in Whittys pants

Sounds like a nice day to me! Love the pet shop boys .

well its actually Vanilla & cinnamon but I love the smell of cinnamon when it gets to autumn.

It is autumn already...or at least it feels that way . I have been looking at spring bulbs for the garden. I wish it had been sex toys !

Sounds like a nice day to me! Love the pet shop boys .


It is autumn already...or at least it feels that way . I have been looking at spring bulbs for the garden. I wish it had been sex toys !

Autumn bulbs even! Springs bloody ages away

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Oooh there’s some very juicy gossip about Boris on the Secret Celeb Gossip thread!! Don’t know if I’m allowed to say it in here because I know the mods don’t like us cross referencing threads?

He's been a busy boy allegedly.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Stiff back,pointy fingers,knee bend while jigging on the spot

Are we still on about dancing?

 

[coconochanel]

We should set up a downing st honey FB page and when izabela asks to join we can say NO! or you Sharon!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

If I have to share with PPG I will be v unhappy!

Imagine waking up and seeing that face

 

[Platypusfattypus]

That dog is so cute. I'll dogsit whilst he comes on your tits

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I think we’ve found your thing then ..... men with sandals

Which is very surprising considering I’m not a lover of feet

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

You need to make room for baby, you gonna have to change girlfriend

Exactly,she’s a parent now! She has a duty to share baby whitty with the world

 

[cushtybert]

 

[cushtybert]

Which is very surprising considering I’m not a lover of feet

Men’s feet are disgusting

 

[Gym&Tonic]

And me. I'm in this weird place where I go on twitter and get tory rage and then come on here and get all fidgety looking at pictures of Raab

I know. I feel almost dirty for finding one of them attractive