TeaAndBiscuitsMate
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Guys… I have a secret and I can’t tell anyone in my personal life yet and I feel like I just need to tell someone. I’m pregnant! 
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TeaAndBiscuitsMate
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She’s absolutely filthy.
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missBlairwardolf82
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So basically she has invited a bunch of strangers to her house because tattle said she has no friends. Oh the embarrassment 
Cheezuschrist
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When you're trying to see the chippy menu from outside of the window.
MostPalone
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My name is salad fingers and i like touching accidently vegan rusty spoons.
Hahahaha i've had enough internet for today.
Hahahaha i've had enough internet for today.
jj_finally
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Chinfluencer
TeaAndBiscuitsMate
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I absolutely will. I’ll also scream “fuck the pain away” whilst in labour flipping off the midwives.
Dietcoke21
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how does her skirt stick out so much at the back there?!
TeaAndBiscuitsMate
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“We all get painted under the same brush”
“Please do not branch us all under the same tree”
Fuck me she’s an embarrassment.
I’m howling! Imagine thinking you’re an influencer posing with a sanitary pad like this
I’ve got more followers on my home account than the mighty chin, and I did it without getting my fanny out.
“Please do not branch us all under the same tree”
Fuck me she’s an embarrassment.
So, are you the mighty chin herself or the mighty chins friend?
I’m howling! Imagine thinking you’re an influencer posing with a sanitary pad like this
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Officedoor123
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Its a family heirloom. Luna will inherit it one day.Her mum wearing that bloody belt
Crazylife13
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Comment of the week lol
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TeaAndBiscuitsMate
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Actually doctor I’ve read lots of online research that states it’s perfectly normal to have your mam, both grannies and two pups in the birthing pool with me.
On behalf of all lesbians, we don't want her.
Motherofgod
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Lazy cow is home all day and gets a cleaning company in to clean her house for 2 hours because she says she can't work if her house isn't clean unfuckinbelievable 
Sh12345
Chatty Member
Really?
Like in front of Joe public absolutely not, however I pay just as much of the mortgage so I’ll fart in front of my fella and he’ll get on with it as far as I’m concerned. Although I do know someone who says she hasn’t farted in front of her husband in 20 years and I’m sorry but me and my stomach issues simply couldn’t hahaha
The chin situation is really funny. It's like her original chin has just become a little add on to her new chin(s). Like a chin conservatory.
ChampagneBox
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Hellooooo hunnybuns!
welcome to a new thread
well done to @Crazylife13 ! A new member and a thread title already!
so things peaked at the run in with the man with the axe, and have steadily calmed down (got boring) since. The north’s equivalent of Wayne and Waynetta Slob went on an overnight trip to the Lake District and had us all wondering once again why they’re even together? Aye barely looked up from his phone or said a word the whole time. Demi said he was just tiyad. We don’t know why she couldn’t have driven instead of Sean, who has a full time job then had to drive 2 hrs for his tea.
She didn’t really sell the trip, said the B&B was from £49 a night but it’s actually from £109 a night instead, and obvs wasn’t happy with her gnosh (gnocchi, pronounced naw key for us normal people) but couldn’t send it back because it was #gifted they then went back to the hotel room and did….absolutely nothing. Drove home the next day.
Off the back of Elle Derby’s apology vid we were treated to one of our own, apologising for the lack of uploads, the passive aggressiveness and general twattishness from last year. The less cynical among us really hoped she was turning a new page, until the passive aggressive Tik Toks started again, looking like she was having a violent exorcism in response to comments that probably could have been kinder but
oh and congrats to two of our own!! @TheUnknownLaura and @BaileyMC on their new jobs!!
You smashed it girls 
accidentally vegan cocktails all round!
Fucks sake that’s obviously meant to be Elle DARBY
welcome to a new thread
well done to @Crazylife13 ! A new member and a thread title already!so things peaked at the run in with the man with the axe, and have steadily calmed down (got boring) since. The north’s equivalent of Wayne and Waynetta Slob went on an overnight trip to the Lake District and had us all wondering once again why they’re even together? Aye barely looked up from his phone or said a word the whole time. Demi said he was just tiyad. We don’t know why she couldn’t have driven instead of Sean, who has a full time job then had to drive 2 hrs for his tea.
She didn’t really sell the trip, said the B&B was from £49 a night but it’s actually from £109 a night instead, and obvs wasn’t happy with her gnosh (gnocchi, pronounced naw key for us normal people) but couldn’t send it back because it was #gifted
they then went back to the hotel room and did….absolutely nothing. Drove home the next day.Off the back of Elle Derby’s apology vid we were treated to one of our own, apologising for the lack of uploads, the passive aggressiveness and general twattishness from last year. The less cynical among us really hoped she was turning a new page, until the passive aggressive Tik Toks started again, looking like she was having a violent exorcism in response to comments that probably could have been kinder but
oh and congrats to two of our own!! @TheUnknownLaura and @BaileyMC on their new jobs!!
You smashed it girls accidentally vegan cocktails all round!Fucks sake that’s obviously meant to be Elle DARBY
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