there is something incredible sleazy about him. I’ve never met him but I can tell the sort of vibes I’d get from him. I know the sort of aura and things he’d say. He’d humble brag about his wife’s accomplishments and claim them as “theirs” which would eventually, somehow because “his”I can’t stand Matthew, he’s probably emailing his side pieces on the laptop.
Absolutely hits the nail on the head. And this would still have been exploitative of her - but she probably would have been happier that way than her setup with always busy CEO Matt?!I think this hits the nail on the head tbh…
They both come from very wealthy and well connected families so if you think about it, Ella is probably still going to get the type of life she actually wants. I mean she is designing an incredibly expensive kitchen for a house somewhere and there was a lot of hints about a move to the countryside.there is something incredible sleazy about him. I’ve never met him but I can tell the sort of vibes I’d get from him. I know the sort of aura and things he’d say. He’d humble brag about his wife’s accomplishments and claim them as “theirs” which would eventually, somehow because “his”
He’d be deeply insecure but present as very arrogant, which will come across as confidence to people in his circle.
he’ll be a total snob and deep down, believe he is better than anyone he decides he is.
He’d have the sort of temper that comes from his deep seated entitlement. Ask him to move or wait in a queue? He’ll eventually erupt and pretend it’s because of the inconvenience, but deep down he’d be affronted he was dared denied something he felt was his due.
I’ve met many a man like Matthew.
As for Ella? She’ll be the meek quiet type who has always understood she would never be expected to have a career, but to engage in some flimsy philanthropy and support her husband at company dinners. She’d have understood she was always going to marry someone like Matthew and is well accustomed to his type from her social set.
She won’t ever have been told directly that she should just “shut up and put up” with the men in her life, but somehow there has always been a quiet understanding/expectation.
the whole DE was her branding and her achievements as it were, and deep down she probably knows Matthew is a weak insecure man. But she can’t bring herself to ever tell him his ideas are shit or this whole thing isn’t what she really wants. Instead she nods and smiles and goes along with it all and pretends, pretends, pretends.
Affairs? Smile and pretend. Nasty tempers? Smile and pretend. Having your company steamrolled into something you never really wanted? Smile and pretend. Knowing that he’s not half as capable as he makes out, but still think that’s a better option than doing it alone? Smile and pretend.
Matthew has no time for stepping out for he is a super serious business man who works a 300 hour week dontcha knowMatthew probably “steps out” and Ella is happy she has the Insta perfect family but does not have to put out.
But she had a perfect home birth of course. And lay in her bed for a month being waited on with heavenly nutritious garlicky mushMatthew has no time for stepping out for he is a super serious business man who works a 300 hour week dontcha know
https://giphy.com/H1dxi6xdh4NGQCZSvz
Also I think Ella getting pregnant when she had a newborn debunks not having to put out, cannot think of anything worse than the chafing on fresh stitches for me that alone shows how his needs are prioritised above her own
She had a home birth etc. also “just get it over with” strategy.Matthew has no time for stepping out for he is a super serious business man who works a 300 hour week dontcha know
https://giphy.com/H1dxi6xdh4NGQCZSvz
Also I think Ella getting pregnant when she had a newborn debunks not having to put out, cannot think of anything worse than the chafing on fresh stitches for me that alone shows how his needs are prioritised above her own
That's ridiculous, how hard is it to post about a new product? I would love to see a real diary of what her day to day life looks like, she cannot be that busy that she can't do a quick post publicising her productsIn other news… it seems their “Plants” range has had quite a few new products launch in Waitrose this week and Ella hasn’t even bothered to advertise about itToo busy braggingposting all over the business account about her personal life milestones from over the years instead. Surely that’s what the personal account she made is for?!
Also - all the positive reviews have her classic spelling errors riddled all over!I’ve just had a look at the reviews on Waitrose for her Lentil soup - my god. 1 Star Reviews Galore, followed by 4 ‘5 Star’ Reviews clearly written by Ella and her team.
Most of the positive review have her favourite buzzword ‘Warming’ in them. The usernames are so made up on the spot.
Every negative review has been downvoted.
But every review besides her own are negative. Was hilarious reading through all of these. Must be a PR nightmare.
I’ve just had a look at the reviews on Waitrose for her Lentil soup - my god. 1 Star Reviews Galore, followed by 4 ‘5 Star’ Reviews clearly written by Ella and her team.
Most of the positive review have her favourite buzzword ‘Warming’ in them. The usernames are so made up on the spot.
Every negative review has been downvoted.
But every review besides her own are negative. Was hilarious reading through all of these. Must be a PR nightmare.
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Also - all the positive reviews have her classic spelling errors riddled all over!
Very fitting that their anniversary feels more like a humble brag about their business.This is legit sad… this is all they can come up with for their anniversary… legit 0 effort to make sure they look after their own relationship and marriage…
It didn't seem very humble to meVery fitting that their anniversary feels more like a humble brag about their business.
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