Darren John

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Today's BS is up.
If Dawwen lives in a luxury condo like he said he was, then why is he having to pay to goto the gym?
Is he really still in a £13 a night hovel or is he sleeping on the beach?
Is this why he won't show his new condo and gets snarky?
One for the parody YouTubers to ponder 🤔
 
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He was singing the praises of the aircon in his 3am gym visit (wherever that was?) Why on earth is he looking at open fronted gyms? He can’t stand the heat just walking!

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Cooking his healthy breakfast , he salts his 5 bacon medallion's , I’ve never seen so much large on a medallion and who salts their bacon ? But then he tops it off by frying his four eggs in butter 😂

then for lunch he gets a chicken , then dinner he’s popped out for a maccy d’s (no bun) he’s being really strict

for a snack later he will have some pork rinds , says all this with a straight face
 
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Cooking his healthy breakfast , he salts his 5 bacon medallion's , I’ve never seen so much large on a medallion and who salts their bacon ? But then he tops it off by frying his four eggs in butter 😂

then for lunch he gets a chicken , then dinner he’s popped out for a maccy d’s (no bun) he’s being really strict

for a snack later he will have some pork rinds , says all this with a straight face
Did he forget to mention the 10+ pints a day he's necking?
 
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The hypocrisy is in full Trumpian mode in this slog.

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Sure LardMaster That's all you eat there with 'Homemade Chips'.

I'm sure the twoles & 'aters are now making a YT video showing stuffing your cake hole with non stop fryups there.
 
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'Good laugh' Darwen??

Think you need to seek medical help, powerful drugs and counselling.

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Drinking all day and dossing on the beach.
The haters video posted today is doing better than Fatso's.
Guy in the comments said he's always been billy no mates since the 90s
 
So it's a fitness channel again now? What is this arrogant chap at. I've never come across a channel that swings wildly in short, different directions all the time. He just makes it all up.
 
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What annoys me is he jumps between fad diets, different diets, or just going too hard and too fast for such a short period of time to see any real improvement. He's at the gym now, that'll last two weeks. He was doing carnivore and no carb, now he's on the carbs again. He's done weight watchers and beef with butter and whatever that gross looking vegetable concoction he used to make, keto then this then that, it's too much. Quit the booze, quit the sugar, quit the greasy fwy ups, and just eat healthily. Move more, don't boast about 10k steps because everyone knows he won't make it to the end of next month with that, he just needs to give up reliance on the bike and move his body. Heaven forbid anyone gives him any actually sound advice though. You get BLOCKED!! Darren knows best!! So much so he clearly isn't on the way to a heart attack because the kebab didn't count!! He didn't eat the bread 🙄
 
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What annoys me is he jumps between fad diets, different diets, or just going too hard and too fast for such a short period of time to see any real improvement. He's at the gym now, that'll last two weeks. He was doing carnivore and no carb, now he's on the carbs again. He's done weight watchers and beef with butter and whatever that gross looking vegetable concoction he used to make, keto then this then that, it's too much. Quit the booze, quit the sugar, quit the greasy fwy ups, and just eat healthily. Move more, don't boast about 10k steps because everyone knows he won't make it to the end of next month with that, he just needs to give up reliance on the bike and move his body. Heaven forbid anyone gives him any actually sound advice though. You get BLOCKED!! Darren knows best!! So much so he clearly isn't on the way to a heart attack because the kebab didn't count!! He didn't eat the bread 🙄
thing is he lost weight before I believe that’s how his channel started. Depriving yourself of carbs or just eating meat etc isn’t ever going to work long term. I just think living where he is isn’t going to help focus on his diet with all the food temptations and the late night whoring
 
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His life is all over the place just now just like his channels.

Nearly 60, doesn't own his property, no job, and hes out in Thailand burning through his pension, yet he sits there all smug as if its a flex.
 
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Just looking at the Held to Account videos they are getting likes on par with what his actual channel is getting which is hilarious
 
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Just looking at the Held to Account videos they are getting likes on par with what his actual channel is getting which is hilarious
There's new parody accounts popping up daily.
So many I doubt Fatso will be able to Whack-a-Mole many of them. 🤓
 
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The New York one is hilarious, goes to Coney Island when everything is shut moans non stop then gets a burger in what he thinks is a sea food restaurant which is actually Nathan’s world famous for their hot dogs. When people point this out he doubles down.
 
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