Darren John

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Months ago he did a vlog about going to live in Thailand. He may have decided when things were going crap here, then booked the holiday, knowing he was going back. He had convinced himself it was paradise, yet the vlogs he made were pretty depressing, and a bit seedy.
Even if he is down to eighteen stone, that's still like carrying a whole person. He could have made scrambled eggs, beans and fried bread in his flat. Should have had the full English or a pasta dish.
 
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I tried it to laugh , big intro about not having a fry up watching his weight and didn’t want to ruin the weight loss etc. then he gets 4 eggs, two fried bread and beans 🤣 never change Dazza
 
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Saying goodbye to his friends at Pellicis (they were wondering who this bloke giving them crap t shirts was) he said he’s leaving in three weeks, can you really arrange a visa that quickly?
You can't get residency for at least 3 years there on a non-immigrant visa. 60 days on arrival then extend up to a year. Maybe some border runs. The rules change all the time. The Thais are cracking down on the Gary Glitters. Chinese and Indian package tours are the new market.
 
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He has normal, but dull, adult son and daughter. The son only speaks in monosyllables, which isn't great on YouTube. Same as Danny Baker's son Sonny. He co-hosted a radio show saying Yes and No for 2 hours. A London thing?
Whilst I agree the son makes no effort to entertain the viewers on blogs (not really his place to do so) he is actually very successful and a bit of a go getter, hence why he is in a senior role and is being moved with his firm to offices over in the states.

Personally my take on DJ is this…

He was probably on 5k subs before he met MM and wouldn’t have had anywhere near the same level of success without the MM. When MM used him up and spat him out I felt sorry for him but over time DJ has begun to grain on me for the following reasons;

• He makes zero efforts in all his videos he does just enough to get his money. He rarely interacts with anyone else on camera to make the content more varied. You don’t see him go out his comfort zone he just films the bare minimum with no back story and little research and it shows.

• His editing, my word, the stuff of legend, compulsive viewing in its own right. The fade to black mid episode for 3 minutes where no-one knows what is going on. Mid episode Darren is talking and no sound comes out because he dubbed himself. The inappropriate creepy music, he could be eating a fry up but has some weird music befitting of a gothic horror in the background. He has no idea how to deal with copy right music or is too lazy to ask a bar owner etc to turn the music down so instead we have a video ruined where we can’t hear him talk because his pilled loud pretentious music on top.

•Poor choice of channel names empty chairs and empty tables, what was wrong with DJ’s food audits?

•Some of the web-toed troglodytes he attracts in the comments, some of the views they hold disgust me.

•His repetitive vocabulary, you can guarantee whenever he eats meat he will say “the meat was so tender”. Who can forget when he was in NYC reviewing the banana milkshake… “the milkshake tastes like bananas”, riveting stuff Darren John.

•Silly catch phrases, how u doing and now he seems to have dumped “off the charts”.

• The poor choices he makes, mistake after mistake, on holiday missing flights getting ripped off, wasting money on business class flights (although the latter I can forgive because if he works and earns well its his money I guess)

He owns no property by his own admission due to living the high life, moving back to margate is beneath him. I just find it really grotty the whole old large white men shopping for sleazy desperate, poor, Thai Women but hey that’s just me!
 
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"Some of the web-toed troglodytes he attracts in the comments, some of the views they hold disgust me."

That'll be the Macmasters follower's 😜
 
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DJ will be living the dream. Great NHS in Thailand plus a bride or ladyboy, he'll soon find a young partner. Geoff Carter will show him the ropes, although the authorities are now cracking down on the Glitter-types.
 
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I see he has a new shirt with the catch phrase “ how you doing “ on it. Is it just me or strange to co opt someone else’s well known catch phrase as your own?
 
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Whilst I agree the son makes no effort to entertain the viewers on blogs (not really his place to do so) he is actually very successful and a bit of a go getter, hence why he is in a senior role and is being moved with his firm to offices over in the states.
After seeing Luke in today’s vlog I wouldn’t trust him to go get the coffee 😉

Great post.
 
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I think moving to Thailand is quite risky for Darren John to be honest. He doesn’t have that many subscribers in the grand scheme of things to begin with and I feel what few subscribers he does have he’s in danger of alienating because people mostly watch him because they like his vlogs on London and the places there. The comments from a lot of his subscribers on his videos in Thailand (especially the one where he kept just buying banana and chocolate milkshakes) were that they’d switched off for the first time because it was boring! I also have no idea how he’s managing to turn YouTube into his full time job when he only has 30k subscribers which is very small fry compared to the big YouTubers who have millions, even the dreaded crapmaster has way more than that! It definitely makes me wonder what type of person he truly is, why him and MM fell out catastrophically, how he can’t seem to find his way in life? The fact that he appears to have been having a midlife crisis for quite some time now, then there’s also the fact he can’t seem to hold down a job in London. I do hope it works out for him but I have a feeling he’ll be back within the 12 month window with his tail firmly tucked between his legs. He just seems very lost in life, like a lost little puppy trying to find his way and if he’s gone over there to find a partner then he’s going to be sadly disappointed because most of the women out there are just in it for the money! I’ve never been to Thailand but it strikes me as having some beautiful scenery but also having a seedy and sordid side, it strikes me as the type of place where pervy large old white British men go once their wives have died to find Thai brides. But that’s just me 🤷‍♀️ also his son is as dull as dishwater! No personality whatsoever!
 
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His health is the most worrying thing. Thailand was an opportunity to get healthy, he chose to do the opposite. If he gets back on the shake addiction and goes to those fry up, roast dinner places it could be disastrous. I feel quite queasy thinking about what he wolf's down.
I wonder if he is a bit of a fantasist. Obsessed with money and very dull.
 
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if there was ever a man to go to Thailand to find a Thai bride, it was DJ!
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The main factor, possibly in all of this, is his son moving out of the flat. Based in a prime location in London the rent in that place must be astronomical and with his son moving out his rent has doubled. He cant afford to live there anymore. The sensible option, moving back to Margate is beneath him. 55 years old and his total assets appear to be 3 used motor bikes. Not much to show for over 30 years toil. If his YouTube posts are anything to go by, planning and motivation are not his strongest points. As others have pointed out he is badly over-weight and a diet of high large sugary food and drink is not a good mix. He was also struggling to cope with the heat when he was there. His content is pretty dull and the Thailand vlog, with the exception of the first week was just painfully depressing. If he is expecting to earn enough though YouTube to support him he is deluding himself. He'll be back in the UK within a year. Health-wise, this could end catastrophically, but hopefully not.
 
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Did his son actually live with him? I know he stayed there at times but got the impression that was just on an ad hoc basis like when Macmaster used to visit.

He said in a previous vlog that he was moving to Thailand in three weeks, how can he be so sure of a moving date when he said in this vlog that he’s ‘looking into’ visas?

I mentioned before about his limited YouTube earning potential so once his savings and The money from his motorbikes has ran out his Thai dream will be unsustainable.

Doubt they have health and safety officers over there so that’s not an option.
 
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He said in a previous vlog that he was moving to Thailand in three weeks, how can he be so sure of a moving date when he said in this vlog that he’s ‘looking into’ visas?
He'll be on a 60 day visa on arrival. Doubt he has the cash to stump up for a retired visa.
 
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The irony of him having a diet coke, with his sausage sandwich. Just cut out the crap. When he was huffing and puffing along Brick Lane he was coming out with so much nonsense. He is not an expert on London, even though it's his birth place, he seemed to imply he had only lived in the city for ten years. He just goes to places he has seen on You Tube. Just like New York he made really poor decisions. He just gets ripped off, then says he
paid extra to get the best experience. Not a savvy traveller.
That flat he rents is one of those horrible new builds, and probably over priced. He wants the city boy lifestyle, but does not have the salary. He is obsessed with money, that's why he thinks he can live like a king in Thailand. If he starts a business, and a Thai bar girl befriends him, grab the popcorn.
 
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Did his son actually live with him? I know he stayed there at times but got the impression that was just on an ad hoc basis like when Macmaster used to visit.

He said in a previous vlog that he was moving to Thailand in three weeks, how can he be so sure of a moving date when he said in this vlog that he’s ‘looking into’ visas?

I mentioned before about his limited YouTube earning potential so once his savings and The money from his motorbikes has ran out his Thai dream will be unsustainable.

Doubt they have health and safety officers over there so that’s not an option.
Does he actually own his motorbikes? I seem to recall a vlog when he says at least one of them ( the Harley I think? ) was on hire purchase.🤷‍♂️
 
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He could always relaunch his singing career



then again maybe not …
 
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